Ralph Breaks the Internet

Ralph Breaks the Internet is a 2018 American animated comedy film produced by Walt Disney Animation Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures as well as the studio's 57th feature-length film. It is the second installment of the Wreck-It Ralph film series and the sequel to the 2012 film Wreck-It Ralph. Six years after the first film, two characters, Wreck-It Ralph (voiced by John C. Reilly) and Vanellope von Schweetz (voiced by Sarah Silverman) embark on their journey into the Internet to find the replacement part for her home Arcade game, Sugar Rush. Directed by Rich Moore and Phil Johnston. Written by Phil Johnston and Pamela Ribon. Dialogue [first lines] Ralph: [off-screen] Okay, my turn, my turn! Um, I got one. Vanellope: [off-screen] Great, but can you make it a little more challenging this time? Ralph: [off-screen] Okay, check this out. [clears his throat] I spy with my little eye something yellow and round, and it eats dots. Vanellope: [off-screen; scoffs] Seriously, Ralph? Ralph: [off-screen] Yeah, seriously. You're never gonna get it. Vanellope: [off-screen] Well, obviously, it's Pac-Man! Ralph: No! That's not – Why is that obvious? Vanellope: Name one other thing in this whole arcade that is yellow and round and eats dots. Ralph: I can name two things: Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man. Boom! I accept your apology. Vanellope: Yeah, you're right. Okay, but was it Pac-Man? Ralph: Yeah, you got me. [In Game Central Station, a new plug is inserted, and the sign above reads "Wi-Fi"] Ralph: "Whiffey"? Or "Wifey"? Well, it’s either whiffleball or an arranged marriage game. Sonic: It's actually pronounced "Wi-Fi", Ralph. Ralph: Yeah, that’s what I said. Sonic: And Wi-Fi is the Internet, which is an online community where human beings go to shop and play games and socialize. Vanellope: Ooh, fun! Surge Protector: [appears in front of the video-game characters] No, it is not! That sign right there says "Wi-Fi", but what it should say is "Die-Fi". [chuckles, but no one responds] That's a little humor there, but seriously, the Internet is nothing to laugh at. [straps police tape around the entrance] It is new, it is different, and therefore we should fear it. So keep out, for Pete's sake, and get to work. The arcade’s about to open! Vanellope: [dodges the gumballs] And one, two, three gumballs. Right on cue! Nafisa: [about Vanellope] I love it when she glitches! Vanellope: [snores and wakes up to Taffyta] Excuse me, I must've fallen asleep. Oh, fun, I'm winning. [drives away from Taffyta, who starts crying] Ralph: [creates a new track for Vanellope to try; chuckles] She's gonna love this. [hears Vanellope driving by; laughs] Right on time! [runs off] Vanellope: [confused] What? [seeing three signs] "Looking for something new, and different? Then take this track!" Oh, Ralph, you old son of a gun! I'd say I got a little time for a detour! [drives to the new track on the right] Swatti: [gasps] Hey, look! I think I unlocked a new track! Nafisa: Never seen that before. Vanellope: This is awesome! [from a distance] Thanks, Ralph! Ralph: [laughs] You're welcome! Nafisa: Get back on the track, Swatti! You're going to lose! Swatti: I can't! It's like it's driving itself! [struggles to turn the wheel; Vanellope drives around in a Hot Fudge Bog] What is wrong with this thing? [tries to regain control of the wheel] Vanellope: [tries to turn the wheel too, until Swatti accidentally turns the wheel too hard, yanking it out of the console] Oh, no! [screams] Ralph: [gasps in worry] Kid! Vanellope: [flies off the Peppermint Stick Forest] Ralph! [Vanellope's race car crushes into a stop at the hot fudge.] Swatti: [looks at the broken wheel] Oh, no, no, no, no! Ralph: [walks to Vanellope, who has got her race car crashed into hot fudge] Kid! Kid! Oh, kid, I'm so sorry! Are you okay? Vanellope: [jumps up] What an amazing track! Thank you, Ralph! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Ralph: [laughs] You're welcome! You know I take my duty as your hero very seriously. Vanellope: Wait a minute. You took a serious duty where? [Vanellope and Ralph both laugh, until Taffyta calls out to Vanellope] Taffyta: [calls out to Vanellope] Vanellope, get up here! We have a situation. [runs off with two other racers] Surge Protector: What are you people doing out your game, for Pete's sake? The arcade is open! Ralph: [enters Game Central Station] Sugar Rush is getting unplugged! [Mr. Litwak unplugs the game, shutting Sugar Rush down] Wynchell: We're homeless! Duncan: [as he and Wynchell both hug each other; sobbing] Yeah, yeah, we're homeless! Candlehead: Oh, what are we gonna do? [Taffyta breaks down, crying] Surge Protector: Calm down! Calm down. Get a hold of yourself. [sighs] Unplugging. Good Lord, I haven't seen this many game-less characters since Space Invaders went down. Vanellope: Where are we gonna live? Surge Protector: Well, you can stay here until the arcade closes, I guess, and then we'll figure out where the heck we're gonna put y'all. [Vanellope sadly glitches] Ralph: [as he exits Shank's car] This car is not designed for a big boy. Shank: [to Ralph] You guys really thought you could steal my car? Well, let me tell you what's gonna happen now. Ralph: [to Shank] No, wait! Listen. We aren't normally car thieves. My friend here, she's a candy cart racer. [pretends to feel emotional] You should see her racing on her cookie wafer cart we built together. [Vanellope turns away at this unnecessary moment] The thing is, her perfect little game broke and it was my fault! [starts crying] So, we are here to try to fix it and we need money to do that and someone was gonna pay us money to steal your car- Shank: [comforts Ralph by patting his giant finger] Okay, okay. You can stop crying. Though I do respect your wonderful display of vulnerability. Ralph: [sniffles and stops crying] Thank you. Shank: I get it. I do. Friendship is everything to us, too. Right, guys? Felony: Word. We're like family. Ralph: That's really great. So, does this mean we can keep your car? Shank: Absolutely not. But I do want to help. [to Felony] Hey, you got your phone on you? Felony: You know it. Shank: Let's make a video. [to Pyro] Pyro, hit big boy with the blow and go. Pyro: [pulls out a leaf blower] I'd love to. [Buzz Lightyear is standing there with Baymax at his side] Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond! Vanellope von Schweetz: Aw, come on! Princesses and cartoon characters? Lame. Eeyore: Hey! Easy there. Vanellope von Schweetz: Oh! I mean, no offense or anything. [on the stage, Nick Wilde walks by and enjoys his pawpsicle, but Vanellope rushes towards him whilst being chased by the Stormtroopers, nearly knocking him down to the ground in the process] Vanellope von Schweetz: [to Nick] Excuse me, sir! Nick Wilde: [gets angry at Vanellope, then calms down, and resumes enjoying his pawpsicle] Vanellope: [glitches into the dressing room of the Disney Princesses; the Disney Princesses gasp] Uh, hi. [The Disney Princesses surround her on all sides, ready to attack her with their powers and weapons] Whoa! Whoa! Ladies, I can explain! See, I'm a princess, too. Anna: [perplexed] Wait. What? Vanellope: Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. [laughs nervously] Pocahontas: What kind of a princess are you? Vanellope: What kind? Rapunzel: Do you have magic hair? Vanellope: No. Elsa: Magic hands? Vanellope: No. Cinderella: Do animals talk to you? Vanellope: No. Snow White: Were you poisoned? Vanellope: No! Tiana and Aurora: Cursed? Vanellope: No! Rapunzel and Belle: Kidnapped or enslaved? Vanellope: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police? Ariel: Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch (Ursula), where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs? Vanellope: No! Good Lord! Who would do that?! Snow White: Have you ever had true love's kiss? Vanellope: [disgusted] Ew! Barf! Jasmine: Do you have daddy issues? Vanellope: I don't even have a mom! Numerous princesses: Neither do we! Rapunzel: And now for the million-dollar question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man (Wreck-It Ralph) showed up? Vanellope: Yes! What is up with that? All princesses: She is a Princess! [Snow White vocalizes] Cinderella: [eyes Vanellope's clothing] Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it. Vanellope: Oh, this old thing? Cinderella: Oh, I'd so love to have one of my own. Aurora: As would I. Moana: Me, too! Elsa: So cool! Rapunzel: Best outfit ever! Ariel: I want one too, you guys! Cinderella: I'll get my mice on this. [The Disney Princesses are relaxing with Vanellope, all wearing new modern clothes; Cinderella sighs] So this is love. All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy. [the other Disney Princesses cheer] Ariel: Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world, I never thought I'd get to wear a real... what's it called again? Oh, yeah. A shirt. [sings] I once had a dream that I might wear a shirt... Vanellope: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait. What's going on? Jasmine: Uh, she's singing. Vanellope: Yeah, but there was, like, music and the spotlight and... Wait, you all saw it, too, right? Tiana: That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams. Vanellope: Oh, that's never happened to me, I mean, not even once. Rapunzel: Why don't you give it a try? What is it you really want? Sing about that. Vanellope: Okay, uh, sure. I can do that. Uh, let's see. [clears her throat and sings] Oh, steering wheel, oh, steering wheel. Oh, yes, I want a steering wheel. [scats] Belle: Well, there's a lot to unpack here. So, this steering wheel you sing of-- That's a metaphor? Vanellope: Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not a metaphor. It's just... I literally want a steering wheel. I think the issue was I was a little pitchy. Mulan: Maybe a little. But sometimes your song can't start until you go someplace to reflect. Pocahontas: What works for some of us is finding a form of water and staring at it. Vanellope: What? Snow White: Oh, yes. I like to stare at a wishing well. Moana: I stare at the ocean. Mulan: Horse trough. Cinderella: Soap bubbles. Vanellope: Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water... Ariel: Important water. Vanellope: Right, of course, important water. I stare at the important water, and somehow magically, I'll start singing about my dream? Rapunzel: For sure. Tiana: Mm-hmm. Vanellope: Uh, yeah. I don't think so, ladies, but thanks. C-3PO: [enters the room] Five minutes, Princesses. Another "Which Disney Princess are you?" quizlet starts in five minutes. [leaves] Jasmine: Okay, thank you. Tiana: Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls. Aurora: It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope. Belle: And best of luck finding your song. Merida: [speaking Scottish] Och. Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne'er leave your girnal with a tear drop in his eye. Haste ye back, me lassie! Vanellope: Uh-huh... [whispering] What did she just say? Tiana: We don't know. Moana: We can't understand her. Anna: She's from the other studio. Vanellope: Ah. [After the Slaughter Race server is forced to restart, Ralph crashes out through the metal door, carrying an unconscious Vanellope.] Ralph: Come on, Vanellope. Wake up. Don't leave me, kid. Vanellope: [wakes up] Ralph? Ralph: Oh, there you are. You okay, kid? Vanellope: [starts sobbing] Ralph, I (really) messed up so bad. Ralph: No, no, you didn't, it's okay. Vanellope: This is all because of me and my glitch. I should’ve just stayed with you instead of following some (I'm so) stupid dream. All I need is one thing: myself. I’ve ruined everything. [hugs Ralph] Ralph: No, kid, no. Uh, look. I didn’t mean for it to happen like this. It was not supposed to be this bad. Vanellope: [perplexed] You didn’t mean for what to happen? Ralph: I mighta, kinda, sorta put a harmless little virus (Arthur) in the game. Vanellope: A virus (Arthur)? You did this? Ralph: [neurotically; angrily] Well, I wouldn’t have done anything if I hadn’t heard you tell Shank that you wanted to live in Slaughter Race forever. Vanellope: [feeling betrayed] So, you were spying on me?! Ralph: [angrily] Hey! You’re not exactly innocent here; You were gonna ditch everybody and abandon Sugar Rush! Vanellope: [turns angry] Oh, please, I’m one of 16 racers! They’d never miss me! Ralph: What about me?! Vanellope: [enraged] Why would I ever spend another second with you after what you did?! [furiously yanks off Ralph's "You're My Hero" medal and throws it away into the abyss] Ralph: [gasps as he tries to catch it] No! [looks down at the abyss] No. [Vanellope starts to leave] Vanellope, where are you going?! Vanellope: Wherever you're not! Ralph: Wait a minute! I can explain... Vanellope: [angrily stops and turns to Ralph] NO!! You will not follow me! Ralph: Vanellope, please--! Vanellope: [tearfully enraged] A friend would never do what you did! Never! SO YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!! [tearfully storms off] Ralph: Vanellope, no, no, no! Please! Please! What did I do?! Arthur: [emerges from the rebooting Slaughter Race and spots Ralph, who is begging at Vanellope to return] Scanning for insecurities. Ralph: Aw, come on, Vanellope! No! Don't leave me! Arthur: Insecurity detected. Copying insecurity. Ralph: No, no, no! Arthur: Distributing insecurity. [starts to shoot off strands of the Ralph Virus] Ralph: [finds "You're My Hero" medal in the older site abyss that it's now broken into half because of his and Vanellope's break up] Oh, no. You're such an idiot! Vanellope: Ralph, look, I think you fixed your insecurity. Ralph: Yeah I did. [Virus Ralph disappears] Woohoo! [starts to fall] Vanellope: NO! J.P. Spamley: [comes to the rescue] Park it right here, Ralph! Your old friend J.P. Spamley's got you! Ralph: [surprised] Woohoo! [goes right through it and still falls, knocked out silly] J.P. Spamley: [surprised] Wow, that didn't work. [As Ralph was about to fall to his immediate death, the Disney Princesses see him falling.] Rapunzel: [gasps] Look up there! It's a big, strong man in need of rescuing! [Moana uses her oar to let out the ocean, Ariel uses it to make a loop-de-loop, and lands on Jasmine's Magic Carpet, and Elsa freezes it into a slide for Ralph. Meanwhile, the other princesses are making their dresses to get Ralph to safety and then he approaches it using the other dresses as parachutes and Ariel sings a few notes to get Pocahontas' attention and she blows him to the place where Aurora got cursed to slumber and Tiana approaches Ralph and uses Naveen to kiss and wake him up from his slumber] Ralph: Ah, thanks, Frogger. [notices that the Disney Princesses have saved him from falling to his death] Wait a minute, who are all of you? Jasmine: We're friends of Vanellope's. Elsa: Yeah. And any friend of Vanellope's is a friend of ours. Moana: You're welcome. Vanellope: [offscreen] Ralph! Yesss: [laughs] Looking good, big fella! Ralph: Hey y'all! [extends his hand as the dress starts to rip as the princesses saw it and laugh] This dress is not made for a big boy. [laughs] It's going right back the alley there. Let me just make a little adjustment. [adjusts the dress and shows his fat belly] There we go. [The Disney Princesses laugh] Felix: [approaches Ralph, who's sitting peacefully in the bench while watching the sunrise] Hey. You doing okay there, Ralph? Ralph: Yeah. I am, actually. I'm doing great. [the arcade characters report to their games] Come on, Felix. Let's get to work, buddy. [As the two heads off to Fix-It Felix Jr., the camera zooms back into the plug of the Linkster Wi-Fi router. The scene fades to the interior of the arcade section of Mr. Litwak's Family Fun Center, to the doors outside, and finally the parking lot in which Mr. Litwak's car arrives for work before it cuts to the main title Ralph Breaks the Internet] Cast John C. Reilly as Wreck-It Ralph Sarah Silverman as Vanellope von Schweetz Gal Gadot as Shank Taraji P. Henson as Yesss Jack McBrayer as Fix-It Felix Jr. Jane Lynch as Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun Alan Tudyk as KnowsMore Alfred Molina as Double Dan Ed O'Neill as Mr. Litwak Bill Hader as J.P. Spamley Flula Borg as Maybe Hamish Blake as Pyro Ali Wong as Felony GloZell Green as Little Debbie Timothy Simons as Butcher Boy Sam Richardson as Lee the Office Nerd Horatio Sanz as Duncan Alex Moffat as Jimmy June Squibb as Jimmy's Grandmother Phil Johnston as Surge Protector/Voice Auction Bidder #2 John DiMaggio as Arthur Della Saba as Swatti Michaela Zee as Nafisa Ana Ortiz as Ballet Mom Jason Mantzoukas as Hey Nongman Raymond S. Persi as Gene Fuschia! as Kevin, an Instagram Pop-Up Rebecca Wisocky as eBay Elayne Sean Giambrone as The eBoy DanTDM voice The eBoy in the British version. Brittany Kikuchi as Baby Mo Nicole Scherzinger as Mo's Mom Dianna Agron as News Anchor Disney Princesses Jennifer Hale as Cinderella Kate Higgins as Aurora Jodi Benson as Ariel Paige O'Hara as Belle Linda Larkin as Jasmine Irene Bedard as Pocahontas Ming-Na Wen as Mulan Anika Noni Rose as Tiana Mandy Moore as Rapunzel Kelly Macdonald as Merida Kristen Bell as Anna Idina Menzel as Elsa Auli'i Cravalho as Moana Screenwriter Pamela Ribon as Snow White Additional cast Roger Craig Smith as Sonic the Hedgehog Maurice LaMarche as Tapper the bartender Brian Curless as Steve and Alex, an auctioneer Rich Moore as Voice Auction Bidder #1, Sour Bill, Zangief, and First Order Stormtrooper #1 Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear Anthony Daniels as C-3PO Vin Diesel as Groot Michael Giacchino as FN-3181 Brad Garrett as Eeyore Corey Burton as Grumpy Kevin Deters as First Order Stormtrooper #2 Jeremy Milton as First Order Stormtrooper #3 Jesse Averna as First Order Stormtrooper #4 Katie Lowes as Candlehead Jamie Elman as Rancis Fluggerbutter Melissa Villaseñor as Taffyta Muttonfudge Home media DVD, Blu-ray & 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray - February 26, 2019 DVD & Blu-ray - September 6, 2022 (Signature Edition) External links Category:2018 computer-animated films Category:2018 American animated films Category:American computer-animated films Category:American children's animated fantasy films Category:American children's animated comedy films Category:Sequel films Category:Films directed by Rich Moore Category:Films about social media Category:The Walt Disney Company Category:Films about parallel universes Category:Films about simulated reality Category:Animated buddy films Category:Animated films about revenge Category:American 3D animated films Category:Films about artificial intelligence Category:Films about computing Category:Animated films about video games Category:American sequel films Category:American IMAX animated films