Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show

Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show is an animated road comedy television film based on the animated series Ed, Edd n Eddy. The film served as the series finale of the show. Ed [first line] Trouble! Bad! Big! [to his sponges] Be free, dear friends! "Oh where, oh where has my rotting brain gone!" [pretending to have a fork through his head] "If looks could kill, I'd be dead." "I am Ed! Cheese and maraconi!" "Oh boy, Eddy, did you see him go flying? He flew like a canoe!" [wearing a pair of gag glasses] "Looks gaggy to me, Eddy." [pretending to sink in quicksand] "To all the girls I've loved before..." Edd [voiceover] "Beloved parents. By the time you read this, I will be long–far... oh, dear." [He picks up the note, folds it, and puts it on a pile of other failed attempts at writing the letter] "Dearest Mother and Father. It is with great sshame...that I regretfully confess to... I regretfully confess to my involvement in the inexcusable, unconscionable, reprehensible, abhorrent, detrimental, detestable, incomprehensible, immoral..." [speaking aloud] "thoughtless, hurtful...!" "OH, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!" "Um, excuse me. I'll be right back." "We're fugitives, Eddy! Are you aware of the consequences we're about to endure? All because of our misguided chicanery!" "Seatbelts certainly are a trusted friend." "We'll never make headway if you keep rummagi-" [Ed smacks him in the face with a rubber chicken] [thinking his friends have drowned in quicksand] "No! No! NOOOOOO! [frantically searches through the mud] Where are you?! Eddy? Ed?? Don't you give up on me!! ANSWER ME!! Please...?" [waking up to find Ed's rear resting on his head] "Is that Ed's...? Good lord! Horrid! Icky! Foul! Oh, who am I kidding? I just slept in my clothes." Eddy "What's with my brother and these stupid bricks??" "Way to go, lummox! The only rock for miles and you had to hit it!" [probing the gag factory] "Bro! It's me, Eddy! You know...pipsqueak?" "Can we go now? My bro'll make us eat a barnacle if we show up while he's watching Matlock." "I'm really starting to hate slapstick." Dialogue Eddy: This is all your fault, sockhead. Edd: My fault? Funny, isn't it, how it's always my fault when another of your amazing scams goes awry. Eddy: Yeah, well, I didn't see you stop me. You shoulda known it would go bad. Ed: Boy, did it go bad. Ed: Can your brother send me brain waves, too? Eddy: If you only had a brain, Ed. Ed: Aw, come on, Eddy, have a heart. Edd: Courage. Courage, Eddward. [Edd is hanging from his hat on top of a waterfall] Eddy: Hey, Sockhead! Can you see my bro's place from up there? Edd: NO! NOW GET ME DOWN! [Edd loses his hat] Eddy: My eyes! They're burning! Edd: You stop that. Ed: Does it hurt, Double D? Edd: Oh, shush. May: If you guys weren't such fashion hogs, there wouldn't be all this laundry to do. Jimmy: Oh, please! Don't hurt me! May: Looks like someone left something in their pocket. Lee: What is it? Marie: Looks like it's whats-his-face. May: Let's call him Dutch. Lee: A little far from home, aren't ya, Dutch? May: Uh-oh, looks like Dutch needs a diaper. Jimmy: I'm fine, really, I am. May: Aw, he's squirming. Lee: Dutch ain't a baby. He's a big grown man. I bet he wants a date. WHERE'S MY FLOWERS DUTCH?!?!? Marie: Aw, my man doesn't need to give me any flowers. He just needs to do my laundry. Knock yourself out, Dutch. May: Babies don't do laundry! Lee: He's mine! Gimme my man. Marie: Laundry boy's all mine, ladies. Lee: Back off Marie. May: Baby's mine! Jimmy: I'm getting stretch marks. Stop! I just wanted to see Ed, Edd n Eddy get clobbered! Lee: What did you say about our boyfriends? Sarah: None of your beeswax! Jimmy: My hero. Leave her alone! Sarah: Ah ah AAAAHH!!! Jimmy: What'd she ever do to you? Sarah: Get off me, lemme go! Lee: So none of our beeswax, huh? What a shame. [Lee gives Sarah a Wet Willy] Sarah: Ew that's so gross! Jimmy: A Wet Willy! Oh, the horror! Marie: "So tell us, twerp. May: What do you and Dutch know about our boyfriends? Jimmy: Stop! Enough! The Eds did something really bad! Something big happened because everyone's angry, chasing after them to give them their just desserts! I'm such a snitch! May: Did you hear what Dutch said? Marie: Ain't nobody beating up on my man but me. Lee: Grab the two squirts, girls. We're gonna need em. [After realizing that Ed and Eddy faked their deaths in "quicksand" to mock him, Edd starts to storm off] Eddy: Hey! Where ya goin'? You're headin' back into the swamp!"' My bro don't live–- Edd: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME! A "SAP"?! Well, excuse my sincerity for thinking I had lost the only two people I have left in this world! Eddy: And? Edd: It's surprising, because your stubborn, inane desire to shock, sandbag and swindle is what put us here in the first place! Ed: I helped too! Edd: [glares at Ed, then turns back to Eddy] You and your nefarious scams! Eddy: Like you were picking daisies! You built the stupid thing! Edd: If you had paid attention to what I said and NOT pushed the red button! [They start brawling] Ed: Stop! I demand you tickle each other right now! Edd and Eddy: STAY OUT OF IT, ED!!! Ed: The evil dark side has consumed them both! Trouble! Bad! Big! Edd: I've had ENOUGH! [kicks Eddy off] I'm returning home! Ed: But we can't go home, Double D! Edd: I'd rather face my consequences, Ed, than wander aimlessly with a so-called friend! Ed: Say it ain't so! We are three no more, Eddy! Like hop, skip, and no jump! Like up, up, but no away! Like blah, blah without the other blah! Eddy: FINE!!! GO HOME!!! I don't blame ya, because everything was my fault! [cries] Yeah, you heard me! A foul-up wannabe loser! [continues crying]Edd: Eddy? Eddy: What? Edd: Your shirt, Eddy. Eddy: My shirt? Edd: [points] Are those salt deposits from your lamentation? [flicks Eddy's nose] Gotcha. Ed: WE ARE FRIENDS ONCE MORE, GUYS! To Eddy's big bro's house! Edd: Not that way, Ed. This way. Eddy: You heard my pal, Ed. Edd: What would you do without me, Eddy? Eddy: Don't milk it, Sockhead. Marie: No one beats up our little love muffins. Edd: Yes. I mean no. What? Yes? Eddy's Brother: Park don't open 'til noon. Eddy: I told you he's a whiz at tellin' time. Eddy's Brother: Pipsqueak? Eddy: Bro! Eddy's Brother: Mom and Dad know you're here? Eddy: As if. Eddy's Brother: Anyone know you're here? Eddy: Only these chumps who chased us here. Eddy's Brother: Just a sec. Aren't those ankle biters from the cul-de-sac? Eddy: Yeah, and they want to beat me up, all for nothin'. Kevin: He's lookin at you, Rolf. Later. Eddy's Brother:: "All for nothin'", huh? Still the trouble makin' Eddy, I see. Eddy: Stop it, bro. Ed: I smell my fingers after I eat cheese. Eddy: Um, I told the guys you'd put us up. Ed and Double D. Edd: I have big experie- Uh, whale- uh... [faints][Eddy and his brother laugh]Eddy's Brother: Just for old times' sake, let's play uncle. Eddy: Uncle? Eddy's Brother: Wanna crash at my place, don't ya? Eddy: That's why we came all the way– [his brother twists his leg] Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Eddy's Brother: Say what? Eddy: Uncle, uncle, uncle![Eddy's brother Bro lets go of Eddy's leg. Eddy's leg untwists like a propeller and as he hops around like a joke shop toy]Edd: Oh, my! Eddy's Brother: [Laughing] That was good, pipsqueak. Eddy: Can we go inside now? Eddy's Brother: Why not? Don't forget to wipe your feet. [repeatedly throws Eddy at the trailer door]Eddy: Come on, bro. Give it up. Eddy's Brother: Give it up? I thought you wanted to hang with your hero. Eddy: I do, bro, I do. Edd: Mister Eddy's Brother! As the older sibling, don't you think you should rather be setting an example for Eddy, and not, um... belittle him... in front of his... friends? Eddy's Brother: Belittle? He's always been little. I like you, girlfriend. [hammers Edd into the ground using Eddy as a mallet] You got spunk. Eddy: I made it all up, Double D. Everything about my brother was a lie. I just made things up, so everyone would like me, think I was cool. But boy, was I wrong. The scam, my brother... when am I gonna learn, Double D? Edd: I think you just have, Eddy. Jonny: The time of reckoning is now, rapscallions! IT'S MELON TIME! Eddy: WHERE'D HE COME FROM? Jonny! No! Wait! Jonny: No thanks are necessary, citizens. Sarah: You idiot! Leave our friends alone! Kevin: Back off, melon dweeb! Rolf: Leave some produce for Rolf! Kevin: Sorry about that. Say, let's go to my place. Jawbreakers are on me! Eddy: We did it, Double D! Everyone loves us! We're finally in, baby! Edd: And it only took 130 episodes, 4 specials and a movie, Eddy. Ed: Let's sing a song! Jimmy: [singing] When you stub your toe and it hurts you know…The Kids (except for Jonny and including the Eds): [singing] ...Friends are there to help you.When you trip on your face and your teeth are misplaced, friends are there to help you.When you're flying low and you're giving a show, friends are there to help you.When you take off your shoe and your feet stink PEE-YEW, friends are there to help you.[The Kankers drag Eddy's brother inside.]Lee: First one inside gets to give him mouth to mouth.[last lines of the film and series]Jonny: This is your craziest plan ever, Plank! We'll show them! WE'LL SHOW THEM ALL! What's that? They did, didn't they? Yes''. The goody-goody-two-shoe days of Captain Melonhead and Splinter have come to an end. And out of the darkness will rise the villainous days of the Gourd! And his evil cohort, Timber, the Dark Shard! Together, we will exact revenge, on the entire CUL! DE!! SAC!!! [Laughs heartily, then stops] What? There's no time left? It's the end of the movie? What movie? Cast Matt Hill as Ed Samuel Vincent as Edd / Double D Tony Sampson as Eddy David Paul Grove as Jonny / Captain Melonhead Kathleen Barr as Kevin and Marie Kanker Erin Fitzgerald as Nazz and May Kanker Peter Kelamis as Rolf Janyse Jaud as Sarah and Lee Kanker Keenan Christenson as Jimmy Terry Klassen as Eddy's Brother External links Category:2009 films Category:American animated films Category:American children's animated adventure films Category:American children's animated comedy films Category:American films Category:Canadian animated films Category:Canadian films Category:Children's animated adventure films Category:Children's animated comedy films Category:Ed, Edd n Eddy Category:Films based on animated television series Category:Films about children Category:Television series finales Category:Animated television films Category:Road comedy films Category:Cartoon Network films