Futurama: Bender's Game

Bender's Game is a 2008 direct-to-DVD animated film based on the Futurama series. Dialogue Scary Door Announcer: Imagine in a realm, an announcer who can barely understand. He refers to [gibberish speech] but you're not quite sure what he said. He seems to be eating something, or perhaps he's a little drunk. It's remotely possible that he just said something about The Scary Door. Dr. Perceptron: I was in your seat, I forgot that we had changed places Mad Hatterbot: CHANGE PLACES? Bender: Watcha doin', mini-meatbags? Underage gambling? Shame on you. Count me in! [puts money on desk] Dwight: We're not gambling, we're playing "Dungeons and Dragons!" Morcs (Singing): Eat the wizard, Eat the Slut, Eat the Robot Shiny butt. Gynecaladriel (Amy): Well at least we'll be remember by song. Titanius (Bender): Wait a second, I have an idea. [seizes his comrades] I surrender! Here, eat my friends! Just give me one more second of sweet, sweet life! Dragon Fry: So it comes down to this, a dungeon, and dragons! Zoidberg: I didn't see it coming. Titanius Anglesmith: [to Roberto as king of Wipecastle] Oh great king, your army is the last hope of Cornwood. Let us join forces, before the light of good is extinguished forever! Roberto: You calling me crazy!? Just coz I got a hotel in my foot don't make me a BOOGALEE-MOOGALEE-MOOGALEE!! Titanius: Pardon? Roberto: [draws sword] Stop laughing at me, flyin' avocado! [shrieking while stabbing] Titanius: [after talking with king of wipe castle] Okay, since I'm the only robot here who isn't [makes crazy noises with his finger on his mouth], I declare myself leader of the royal army! Guard 1: What royal army might that be? Titanius: Huh? Guard 2: When the king went insane, he declared war on scallops, so he tied the army to a boat and sent them out to sea. They were never seen again! Guard 1: Scallops musta got em. Fry: Hey Professor can I ask you something about Bender? Professor: Of course Fry, show me where on this anatomically correct doll where he touched you. [Fry and Leela end up on a fantasy planet and Leela comes out as a centaur ] Leegola [Leela]: Oh, Lord, I'm half-horse and half-naked. Leegola: What else can we slay? Is that a Hobbit over there? Titanius [Bender]: No, that's a hobo and a rabbit, but they're making a hobbit. Frydo [Fry]: So this land is real? Greyfarn [Professor]: Oh, dreadfully real. If you die here you'll really be dead. But instead of science we believe in crazy hocus pocus. It's sort of like Kansas. Leegola: God help us. [As the professor recognizes Mom's sons] Professor: Walt, the leader among imbeciles! Walt: Hey, they resent that! Professor: Larry, the sniveling middle child. Larry: [nervously] Sorry. Thank you. Professor: And you, Igner. The evil I can tolerate. But the stupidity. Igner: We're owl exterminators. Professor: Good God! Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo! [children laugh] [Greyfarn (Professor Farnsworth) and Ignus (Igner) are dueling with lightsabers] Ignus: Mommy never told you about my father. Greyfarn: She said he was a foul He-demon. Ignus: Exactly. You are my father. Greyfarn: No. No, that's impossible. Ignus: Search your feelings. You know it to be true. Greyfarn: No, no! Ignus: Yah-hah. I heard Mommy say so. Dr. Perceptron: I will now delicately jerk out your imagination, severing fantasy's grip on your nerd-circuit. [the dark matter resonance appears and Bender begins to fade into nothingness] Bender: [as he disappears] Coooooornwooooooooooooood! Dr. Perceptron: Illogical. Illogical. Computational overload. Nurse Ratchet: But doctor, I love you. [Dr. Perceptron smashes his own head] Computer Voice: (alarm sound) Warning. Out of dark matter fuel. Leela: That's not a warning! A warning's supposed come before something bad happens. Computer Voice: (alarm sound) Warning. Engines will shut down in one second. Leela: That's more like it. Professor: Who did this? Answer now or be punished. Leela: Fine, I admit it. It was me. Professor: You will be punished! Zoidberg: Amy, cancel my appointments. Amy: [on intercom] Stop calling me! Hermes: As a result of these losses, we will no longer be providing complimentary porno mags in the lobby. Scruffy: Durnit. Walt: How was the interview, mother? Mom: It made me want to puke my face off! See also Futurama Futurama: Bender's Big Score Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder External links 1054486 Bender's Game Category:2008 American animated films Category:2008 American adult animated films Category:Traditionally animated films Category:American adult animated action films Category:American adult animated adventure films Category:American adult animated science fiction films Category:American adult animated comedy films Category:American adult animated fantasy films Category:Direct-to-video animated films Category:Futurama films Category:Films based on adult animated television series‎ Category:Animated satirical films‎ Category:Animated films about parallel universes Category:2008 English-language films Category:Films directed by Dwayne Carey-Hill