Teen Lust (2014 film)

Teen Lust is a 2014 teen comedy horror film about an awkward high school student named Neil who tries to lose his virginity before his parents and their local Satanic cult can sacrifice him to the devil.Directed by Blaine Thurier. Written by Blaine Thurier and Jason Stone.'' Dialogue Matt: Fuck something. Anything. Matt: Your parents almost killing you tonight that's the best thing that could have happened to you. They lit a fire under your ass to go out there grab life by the ears and make sweet sweet love to his mouth. Fuck, you're a selfish prick you know that? Neil: How am I selfish? Matt: Because this is your last chance, Neal. If you don't go in there and bust your hymen then you're a dead man. And then that's on my head and I can't live with that shit so fuck you. Neil: I wouldn't want me dying to be a source of guilt for you or anything. Denise: Oh hey, so this church is it like any regular church or? Brad: No, it's the exact opposite. Denise: Oh okay, so your altar boys molest your priests then? Brad: I don't really know. Neil: I'd like a good personality. I'd like a cute laugh, and boobs. Madame: They all have boobs. Cast Jesse Carere as Neil Daryl Sabara as Matt Annie Clark as Denise Jon Dore as Gary Emmanuelle Vaugier as Shelley Cary Elwes as Sheldon Kristin Bauer van Straten as Mary Hilary Jardine as Collette Jon Cor as Brad Amy Groening as Cheryl Ali Tartaryn as Ashley Matthew Enns as Kent Mackenzie Alton Johnson as Mac External links Category:2014 English-language films Category:2014 Canadian films Category:Comedy films Category:Comedy horror films Category:Horror films Category:High school films Category:Sex comedy films Category:Teen films Category:Films about cults Category:Films about Satanism Category:Films about virginity Category:Films directed by Blaine Thurier