So What Now?

So What Now? was a television sitcom broadcast in 2001 starring Lee Evans as himself. Dialogue (in the kitchen) Stuart: Now then, ring boy. Where exactly do you last remember having it? Lee: If I knew exactly, I wouldn't have to look, would I? Stuart: God, you're so ungrateful, aren't you? I'm sat here, knocking my pipe out. Now, let's work back through everything that happened. Lee: Right, that's a good idea. Stuart: Yes. Lee: Yeah, I was over by the case, went over by the door. You said, "Where exactly did you have it last?" Worked back through what happened, then I tried to remember. Then, after that, it's a blank. Stuart: I meant before all of that, you twod. Lee: Well, before all that we came out of the lounge. (on leaving the kitchen and entering the sitting room) Lee: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, in here. Yes, in here, through there. Yeah. ''Stuart: Exhausted, exhausted, exhausted.Lee (as Heather): I'm going shopping!Lee (as himself): Aggravated hernia! Yes.Lee (as Heather): He'd rather listen to me.Both (as Lee): Eileen! Eileen!Stuart:: He's all ears. Ha-ha!Both (as Heather): Left, left, left, left, left, left. Right, right, right, right, right, right. Left, left, left, left, Left, left.Stuart (as Heather): That's not important.Lee (as himself): I've got you out of the bath.Lee: No more heavy objects, doctor reckons.Both (as Heather): Madonna, cheesecake, Feng Shui, she quipped.Lee: What is she talking about, the daft mare? Put her on the phone.Both (as Heather): Poor, poor, bank manager, got no friends.Stuart (as Heather): Bills. Bills.Lee (as Heather): Invitations spewing out of my letterbox.Both (as Heather: Rent Day! Rent Day!Lee (as Heather): Good boy!Stuart (as himself: And here's mine.Lee: (as himself): Hey! Lee (as Heather): Poor, poor, doctor, doctor. Can't pay no bills. Stuart (as Heather): Worry, worry, worry, worry, worry, worry. Lee: Upset. Upset. I'm all upset. I'm upset. Stuart (as himself): Did they pay you? Lee (as himself): Yes. Fifty quid, golf sign, sold it. Both: A-a-a-a-a-a-nd ring. Sofa! External links Category:UK sitcoms Category:BBC shows Category:Cancelled shows