Terriers (TV series)

Terriers (2010) was an American crime comedy-drama television series created by Ted Griffin for FX. Ex-cop and recovering alcoholic Hank Dolworth (Donal Logue) partners with his best friend, former criminal Britt Pollack (Michael Raymond-James) in an unlicensed private investigation business. __TOC__ Season 1 Pilot [1.01] Britt Pollack: Holy shit! That’s the sex tape! Hank Dolworth: Yep, porn on a phone. Britt Pollack: iPorn! Hank Dolworth: You what? Robert Lindus: You and Mr. Pollack are private detectives? Hank Dolworth: Well, on our tax returns it says we sell seashells by the seashore, but we moonlight. A bit. Hank Dolworth: [giving Gretchen an alimony check] I swear it won't bounce. Gretchen Dolworth: Your life bounces. Britt Pollack: Aw, we've been in worse situations. I can't think of any off the top of my head, but they're there. Hank Dolworth: No, not like this. I say we cut bait. And not like before. I mean we cut bait cut bait. We grab our fishing pole, we head down to San Philippe, and we throw away our fishing pole. Girl: So you two are partners? Britt Pollack: Well, we're only recognized in Vermont and Massachusetts. Dog and Pony [1.02] Hank Dolworth: As a rule I don't like getting my ass kicked for free. [Hank borrows a jacket from a dry-cleaner to visit the track] Hank Dolworth: This thing itches. Britt Pollack: That because it belongs to a rich person. Britt Pollack: It smells like your bedroom in here. Hank Dolworth: That was a one-night thing, quit bragging about it." Change Partners [1.03] Woman: Makes you long for the days of an actual garage attendant. Hank Dolworth: Yeah. It's machines taking human jobs. That's what happened with my job. Woman: Yeah? What did you do? Hank Dolworth: I used to be a microwave oven. Fustercluck [1.04] Hank Dolworth: Let me tell you something, man. An hour ago, the world was a bleak and pitiless place. And after a trip to prison... all seems right with the universe. Britt Pollack: We frame a guy for a crime he did commit, and then somebody else comes along and frames him better? What, Captain Paranoid?! I mean, except about... The first part. Manifest Destiny [1.05] Britt Pollack: Okay, I'm gonna hit resume on the cruise control, pop the brake and then step back. You ready? Hank Dolworth: Yeah, because I don't have to do anything. Britt Pollack: ...right. Ring-a-Ding-Ding [1.06] Missing Persons [1.07] Agua Caliente [1.8] [Hank and Gustafson are at the Mexican border crossing] Hank Dolworth: A suspected felon with a kidnapped American in his trunk gets through right [snaps fingers] like that. We gotta wait. Mark Gustafson: Well, you got 300,000 people that go through every day. Can't search um all. Hank Dolworth: Usually the Mexicans don't search anyone. I say in this case resort to racial profiling. Let every clean cut Anglo-Saxon American male right through. Except, I'm not really clean cut, am I? And you're... you're Swedish? Mark Gustafson: You get your sweatshirt? Hank Dolworth: Yeah. Hey, Britt's in the trunk. Pimp Daddy [1.09] Asunder [1.10] Blodgett: What can they do to her? They're in a hotel full of people. Swift: Tell that to Bobby Kennedy.[off everyone's shocked stares]Oh, really? That's too soon? Sins of the Past [1.11] Laura Ross: My name is Laura Ross, I'm a reporter. Mark Gustafson: For what paper? Laura Ross: I don't work for Deadtree Media. I publish on the internet. Hank Dolworth: As someone who has been sober for a long time... you have to go get drunk. Get shit-faced. Britt Pollack: You're the worst sponsor ever. Britt Pollack: I had a ride, but he bailed on me. Hank Dolworth: Sounds like you could use a new partner. And a new line of work. Quid Pro Quo [1.12] Surfer: Doin' some target practice? [Hank nods] Surfer: Well, I'm gonna be surfin' that break out there so if you could keep that baby like, south of the curl. Hank Dolworth: No worries, man. You're not the dude I wanna kill. Surfer: Cool. Hail Mary [1.13] Hank Dolworth: You know what they say the best thing about prison is: ladies drink free. Hank Dolworth: You do realize you don't have to go. Britt Pollack: What? Hank Dolworth: You don't have to go. I just take a left up here, hop on the freeway down to Mexico. In a couple of hours, we're sitting on the beach in Baja having margaritas. Britt Pollack: You're gonna order a margarita? Hank Dolworth: I'll fall off the wagon. Britt Pollack: You'd do that for me? Hank Dolworth: Yeah. And for another guy I know. [points to himself] External links 1493239 Terriers Category:2010s American comedy-drama TV shows Category:2010s American crime drama TV shows‎ Category:FX shows Category:Cancelled shows