Clarence (American TV Series)

Clarence is an Cartoon Network series premiered from April 14, 2014 to June 24, 2018. it features Clarence with Two best friends Sumo and Jeff as they explore Aberdale like Water balloon fights, playing on playgrounds and more stuff! Season 1 Fun Dungeon Face-Off [1.1] Buckey O'Neil: Why, hello there! [removes glasses] I didn't see ya come in. I'm Buckey O'Neil. I was a famous hero in the civil war, and then I fought with Teddy Roosevelt in the rough riders. But my greatest achievement [cut to Buckey with a wheelbarrow full of chicken] was my chicken! Heh! [a Yee-haw scream] When other folks were panning for gold nuggets, I was pannin' for chicken nuggets! The locals loved my chicken so much [gives chicken to kid] they traded all their land for it! Heh! Pretty convenient. And that's how the town of Aberdale was founded. [chicken clucks and logo appears, with a Yee-haw scream] Jeff: This is what you get, Clarence. [raises his foot at him] This is what happens when you eat another man's fries! [puts his foot on Clarence's face] Clarence: Jeff, wait! I didn't! They're right here! [pulls Jeff's fries out of his back pocket] They were here the whole time! Jeff: [takes his foot off of Clarence's face] Huh? Clarence: Here take them! [Clarence throws the fries, but they fall and slide down] Oh no! Jeff: [looks surprised, then inhales] Clarence, listen. I... I have my own complex reasons for things. Things you could never understand. [motions to the left] Reasons for people not to touch my fries. [motions to the right] Reasons I never go into fun spaces. Clarence: Well, how'd you get up here? [A view of the outside fun dungeon is seen with Blaide running in the fun dungeon, Courtlin going down a slide and more children playing and screaming. The frame turns back to Jeff] Jeff: Oh... yeah... well, um... Clarence: [slips and nearly falls down the slide until Jeff grabs him by his ankle] You're not gonna let me die? Jeff: If you die, I die, too. [His hand slips and he slides down with Clarence] Clarence: Whoa! Whoa! Oh... [they both slide down with a dazed look on their faces and their hair messy. They are greeted with Sumo eating the fries that fell down the slide earlier. Jeff starts laughing. Clarence joins him] Jeff: Heh... Ah hahaha. Clarence: Heh heh heh heh. [playfully punches Jeff's shoulder] Jeff: Ow! [smiles and pushes Clarence off of the slide. Sumo continues to eat the fries] A Pretty Great Day with a Girl [1.2] Clarence: [riding with Amy on her bike] Hi, Mrs. Baker. Mrs. Baker: [screams] Hi, Clarence. [Chad is at the arcade] Clarence: Chad! Chad! Chad! Chad: Clarence! Clarence! Clarence! Amy: Wow. (outside location game store called "Game Dump" Belson cuckles evilly, Belson looks Clarence and Amy to ride the bike.) Belson: Huh? (He chases the bike, then runs stopped.) What the heck? (Nathan munching orange puffs food.) Nathan, I just saw clarence! Hanging out with amy! Nathan: Uh, amy shtuzger or amy gillis? Belson: AMY GILLIS!  Nathan: (He gulps.) Amy gillis?! Dustin: Set, Hike. (Percy rans away with panting.) Percy: I'm open! (Dustin throws orange football, Belson comes hitting orange football.) Dustin: What the heck, belson? Belson: There's no time for this. I just saw clarence go into the park with amy gillis, all alone, together. Dustin: But why? Belson: I Don't know. But we're gonna find out. Money Broom Wizard [1.3] Jeff: Yes. That's the eight person. So, if it puts out every nine times, that means that the next quarter's got to be a winner! Lost in the Supermarket [1.4] Clarence's Millions [1.5] Jeff: Clarence, please. Show some humanity. You've got to stop this. Clarence: I know. It's become more powerful than I ever imagined. And now I'll have to destroy my own creation. Jeff, get some gasoline, we're gonna burn these dollars to the ground! [cut to Aberdale Elementary burning down] Jeff: I don't think that's gonna solve anything. We need to flood the market with them! Clarence: Exactly! We'll flood the school! [cut to Aberdale Elementary flooded] Jeff: No, no, no. I mean make so many Clarence Dollars that no one will use them anymore. Like Soviet money! Clarence: Interesting. So then we flood the school. [cut to Aberdale Elementary flooded again] Jeff: No. No, that never happens. Clarence Gets a Girlfriend [1.6] Jeff's New Toy [1.7] Dinner Party [1.8] Honk [1.9] Dollar Hunt [1.10] Zoo [1.11] Rise n' Shine [1.12] Man of the House [1.13] Puddle Eyes [1.14] Dream Boat [1.15] Slumber Party [1.16] Nature Clarence [1.17] Average Jeff [1.18] Jeff Wins [1.29] [The episode begins with EJ and Sue waiting at the bottom of the stairs.] Jeff (from offscreen): You can't make me! [EJ looks at her watch.] Jeff (from offscreen): I'm not moving an inch! [Clarence throws open the door and starts walking into the house, wearing a collared shirt and tie.] Clarence: Hah! I came as soon as I heard. [EJ and Sue follow him down the hallway. Both have gained clipboards and are writing on them.] Clarence: If I was informed correctly, the clock is ticking. Am I right, EJ? (removes his tie and tosses it aside) EJ: (catches the tie) Yes, 100%. Sue: Thank you so much for coming out on such short notice. [Someone hands Clarence a glass of water from offscreen. He drinks the water and drops the glass on the ground, breaking it.] Clarence: Let's not all start shaking each other's hands just yet. Now lay the sitch on me one more time. [Cut to a room where EJ and Sue are sitting at a table. Clarence paces back and forth in front of them.] EJ: And that's how it happened. Are you...sure you don't want to sit down? Clarence: No thanks. I think best when I'm walkin' around. I'm like a shark, I have to keep moving. Now tell me that whole story again. EJ: Seriously? We ju- (sighs) Okay. [A montage begins of Jeff and his parents throughout the years, entering the annual cook-off.] EJ: So, every year, Jeff enters this cooking contest. But every year, he says it's not good enough and throws out the food before entering. [The montage shows young Jeff stomping on the plate of cookies he prepared, then running off crying. He does this for three subsequent years. When the montage ends, Clarence is writing on a notepad.] EJ: And now, he won't even come out of his room. Sue: Well, we always thought you had such a free spirit and might be able to get Jeff to relax a bit so- EJ: Doesn't matter why we called you in. Can you help or not? Clarence: Oh, I can help. Don't worry, ladies. I've handled hundreds of cases like this before. There's only one thing that just doesn't add up. [He turns the notepad around them to show a drawing of a cactus farting labeled "Jɘff??"] Clarence: Who the heck is "Jeff?" [EJ and Sue look at each other. Clarence is later standing on top of a crate outside Jeff's bedroom with a megaphone.] Clarence: Jeff, I just want to talk to you, fwiend. We can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Now open the door so we can talk. [No response.] Clarence: All right, you asked for it. (walks backwards) One...two... EJ: Pretty sure it's unlocked. Clarence: Three! (charges into the room and trips over the crate, seeing that Jeff has surrounded himself with pillows) Jeff! CAN YOU HEAR ME IN THERE?! Jeff: (screams) Yes! Stop! Clarence: (picks the crate back up and stands on top of it) GOOD! LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF MY VOICE! [Cut to Jeff inside the pillows with oven mitts and a crock pot.] Clarence: I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME, OKAY BUDDY? JUST HAND OVER THE FOOD, AND NO ONE IS GONNA GET HURT, AND WE'RE ALL GONNA GO TO THE COOK-OFF! [Jeff is horrified at the mention of the cook-off, and after the words echo in his mind, he bursts out of the pillow fort and holds the crock pot over his head.] Jeff: Nooooooooo! Clarence: No, Jeff, don't hurt the food! You're gonna regret it for the rest of your life! Just give the food to me and I'll eat it! I don't even- (gasps as the food is thrown over his head and splatters all over the floor, he then falls to his knees and picks the food up in his hands) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- Okay let's just bake somethin' else instead. The Big Petey Pizza Problem [1.47] Jeff: There you guys are. Clarence: Happy birthday, buddy. Sumo: Yeah, Jeff. Happy birthday. Jeff: I was worried you guys had got lost or -- [Clarence takes off his Birthday Hat he made himself with Jeff's name in it] Clarence: Oh, I made you this super special. It's just for you. It's a birthday hat. I-I made it myself. Just look at the -- look at the macaroni. I glued it on myself. Jeff: Oh, uh, thanks, Clarence, but we've already got hats over here. [Music plays and the art style changes] [Someone grabs a slice of pizza] ♪ There it is. ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah. ♪ ♪ So cheesy. ♪ [The music scene ends] Jeff: But you can still wear your own hat if you want. Clarence: [Puts on his hat] Cheesy pizza! [Clarence tries to get a slice, but the pizza is over, Clarence groans] Season 2 Season 3 External links Clarence (American TV series) Category: Cancelled shows