Disaster Movie

Disaster Movie is a 2008 comedy film. Not another shallow Hollywood movie. (taglines) Dialogue Enchanted Princess: Where am I? What is this enchanting place? [gets hit by a taxi] Beautiful Assassin: You can control the bullet to go wherever you want. Paulie Bleeker: [singing] Juney, why don't you have... [Calvin shoots him; the crowd gasps] Amy Winehouse: You don't want to mess with a girl straight outta rehab! Calvin: Is that the best you got, pussy?! Iron Man: I am Iron Man! (gets hit by a falling cow) Carrie Bradshaw: That your feet? Juney: Yes. And this is my baby's foot. Hancock: Aw, hell, no. I'm outta here. Taglines Not another shallow Hollywood movie. Better get off quick. Al Gore was right. Your favorite movies are going to be destroyed. Mother !@#?*% Nature. Rock on! Destroying the summer... one movie at a time. Prepare to die... laughing. The End Is Coming, August 29 Cast Matt Lanter - Will Vanessa Minnillo - Amy Nicole Parker - Enchanted Princess/Amy Winehouse/Jessica Simpson Crista Flanagan - Juney/Hannah Montana Gary "G Thang" Johnson - Calvin Kim Kardashian - Lisa Ike Barinholtz - Policeman/Wolf/Anton Chigurh/Hellboy/Batman/Beowulf/Prince Caspian Carmen Electra - Beautiful Assassin Tony Cox - Indiana Jones Tad Hilgenbrink - Prince Edwin Nick Steele - Underwear Model Jason Boegh - Carrie Bradshaw John Di Domenico - Dr. Phil/The Guru Shitka Abe Spigner - Flavor Flav Christopher Johnson - Michael Jackson Jared S. Eddo - Speed Racer Yoshio Iizuka - Kung Fu Panda Jonas Neal - Justin Timberlake Jacob Tolano Wood - Bruce Banner Roland Kickinger - The Incredible Hulk Walter Harris - Hancock Gerrard Fachinni - Iron Man Johnny Rock - Male Enchanted Princess Devin Crittenden - Paulie Bleeker Noah Harpster - Seth Austin Michael Scott - McLover Voices Billy West - Kung Fu Panda (voice) Brendan Fraser - Alvin, Simon and Theodore Ross Bagdasarian, Jr. - Alvin (singing voice) Steve Vining - Simon (singing voice) Janice Karman - Theodore (singing voice) External links 1213644 Disaster Movie Category:2008 films Category:2000s American films Category:Comedy films Category:Parody films Category:Apocalyptic films Category:Films about tornadoes