Cannonball Run II

Cannonball Run II is a 1984 American comedy film, released by Warner Bros. and Golden Harvest. Like the original Cannonball Run, it is set around an illegal cross-country race. Victor Prinzi My Aunt Millie took a vow of chastity. She had headaches allllll the time. Other Shiek: Here is to good luck. May it all be mine. Dialogue Don Canneloni: In the past, the Canneloni family was the most powerful of the families. We controlled drugs, prostitution, extortion, prostitution, gambling... Slim: Uh, you said "prostitution" twice. Don Canneloni: Well, I like it. Fenderbaum: It's General Patton and general admission. [he and Blake laugh] J.J. McClure: Heckle and Jeckle dressed as cops. They oughta arrest their minds for vagrancy. CHP Officer: What are you boys trying to pull? J.J. McClure: There's been a nuclear meltdown and we're transporting some contaminated materials to Connecticut. CHP Officer: Well, why Connecticut? J.J. McClure: They ran out. Blake: We're gonna die. We're gonna die, we're gonna die. What do you think they're gonna do to us? Fenderbaum: I don't know what they're gonna do to you, but since Mr. T ain't here, I'll be too busy licking their boots to see. King: How come you have a blond, blue-eyed slave? Shiek: He's an actor. Hasn't had a series in seven years. The Slapper: Nine. [Jill and Marcie are looking under the hood of their car. Mack is gazing at their breasts] Marcie: Does it look bad? Mack: Not from where I'm standing. Jill: Oh, can you fix it then? Mack: Honey, I've got a tool that'll fix anything. Blake: Is the Blimp driving? Fenderbaum: No, it's the General. Blake: The General? Oh, I'm gonna make a private outta him. Jill: Aw, come on. It'll be a weekend you'll never forget. Mechanic: All three of us? Marcie: It's gonna be a weekend you can tell your kids about. If they're all boys. Tony: We've put our heads together, and we've decided we're gonna rip off the Arab, on the road, during the car race. Don Don Canneloni: Oh, you put your heads together, huh? IT MUST'VE SOUNDED LIKE A BOWLING ALLEY. Captain Chaos: J.J. ... Long time, no see. J.J. McClure: Nice to see you, Captain Chaos. Captain Chaos: Have no fear, "Him" is here. Jill: You know, Marcie, we've got this routine down. Marcie: Yeah. I think we're ready for the Cannonball. Jill: Oh, I think so. How far is Redondo beach? Marcie: 150 miles. Jill: Hah. An hour flat. Marcie: What're we waiting for? Both LET'S GO. Hymie Kaplan: Friend or foe? Arnold: Guess. Cast Burt Reynolds - J.J. McClure Dom DeLuise - Victor Prinzi/Captain Chaos Dean Martin - Jamie Blake Sammy Davis, Jr. - Morris Fenderbaum Jamie Farr - Sheik Abdul Ben Falafel Ricardo Montalbán - King Abdul Ben Falafel Telly Savalas - Hymie Kaplan Marilu Henner - Betty Shirley MacLaine - Veronica Susan Anton - Jill Rivers Catherine Bach - Marcie Thatcher Foster Brooks, Sid Caesar and Louis Nye - the fishermen in the rowboat Jackie Chan - Jackie Chan, Mitsubishi engineer Richard Kiel - Arnold Tim Conway and Don Knotts - California Highway Patrol officers Mel Tillis - Mel Tony Danza - Terry Jack Elam - Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing Charles Nelson Reilly - Don Don Canneloni Michael V. Gazzo - Sonny Alex Rocco - Tony Henry Silva - Slim Abe Vigoda - Caesar Jim Nabors - Private Homer Lyle (final film role) Molly Picon - Mrs. Goldfarb Frank Sinatra - Frank Sinatra Joe Theismann - Mack Shawn Weatherly - the girl in Jamie Blake's bed Dale Ishimoto - a Japanese businessman Arte Johnson - an "ace" pilot Fred Dryer - California Highway Patrol officer Chris Lemmon - a young California Highway Patrol officer George Lindsey - Uncle Cal Doug McClure - The Sheik's servant Jilly Rizzo - Jilly Dub Taylor - a sheriff Hal Needham - a Porsche 928 driver (uncredited) (final film role) External links Category:1984 American films Category:Hong Kong films Category:Auto racing films Category:Road comedy films Category:American sequel films Category:Films directed by Hal Needham Category:American comedy films