Queenpins

Queenpins is a 2021 comedy film about two ordinary women who build a multi-million dollar counterfeit coupon scam. Written and directed by Aron Gaudet and Gita Pullapilly. Couponing Goes Criminal Dialogue Woman on Plane: Hey, sorry. Um, would you mind if we switched seats, just for this last part? She really likes to watch out the window as we land. And it helps calm her down. Ken: No, even if I wanted to switch, I think it's more important that your daughter learn a valuable lesson. That's not how the world works, you know. You don't always get your way. [Resumes eating snacks and looking out the window] Simon Kilmurry: For starters, let's talk coupons. Connie: Okay. What do you wanna know? I mean, most people undervalue coupons. Ken: I don't undervalue coupons. Connie: No. I guess you don't. I suppose that's why I'm here. But, you know, most people do. Simon Kilmurry: Well, here's what I think. I think you preyed on people. I think nobody understands better than you that people use coupons to save money or to buy things that they need, and I think you took advantage of that. Connie: No. No, you're wrong. Simon Kilmurry: Tell me how I'm wrong. Ken: [interrupts Connie] That's not really why... Connie: That's not what? Ken: That's not really why people use coupons. [chuckles] It's not about what you buy. It's about the, uh... the feeling you get. They've done studies. When folks use coupons, their oxytocin levels, they kinda spike and they get that little tingly sensation. They call it the "coupon high." Supposedly, it's better than intimacy with another person, or so I've been told. Connie: Sorry, I... I'm unclear. Did you... Have you not used a coupon or have you not had sex? Ken: T... What happened? No. That's... [stammers] Oh, no. This is not about me. This is about you. Rick: What the fuck, Connie? Connie: I told you that I stopped using coupons. I just didn't tell you that I started selling them. Look, it's a good job. Rick: It's not a job! Connie: Would you... Would you just bail me out? Rick: Oh, you don’t have a coupon for that? Connie: Rick, next time you walk into a room and you think everyone there is sorry to see you, just know it's not 'cause you're an auditor. It's 'cause you're an asshole. I'd like a divorce. Cast Kristen Bell - Connie Kaminski Kirby Howell-Baptiste - Joanna "JoJo" Johnson Paul Walter Hauser - Ken Miller Vince Vaughn - Simon Kilmurry Joel McHale - Rick Kaminski Bebe Rexha - Tempe Tina Dayo Okeniyi - Earl Greta Oglesby - Josephine "Mama Josie" Johnson Jack McBrayer - Agent Park Michael Masini - Agent Harris Annie Mumolo - Crystal Stephen Root - Agent Flanagan Paul Rust - Albert Anderson Timm Sharp - the gun dealer Eduardo Franco - Greg Garcia External links 9054192 Category:2021 American films Category:Criminal comedy films Category:Films set in Arizona Category:Films set in Las Vegas Category:Films set in Montenegro Category:Films set in Salt Lake City