The Spy Next Door

2018-11-05 The Spy Next Door is a 2010 American spy comedy family film directed by Brian Levant. The film was released on January 15, 2010 in the United States. Quotes Bob Ho: Can your mommy do that? Poldark: Where is the file? Ian: It's on my iPod on my desk at home. Bob Ho: Now, see, you want to be a spy - never tall the truth to the bald guy. Ian: Sorry. I'm new at this. Nora: Mommy, that man can fly! Ian: Oh. Hey, guys! Gotta go. Russian Thug: What are you supposed to be? Nora: A cyborg, sent from the future to blast you away! Nora: I want Bob to be my daddy. Farren: Gillian, your son is a psycho. He booby-trapped my hairdryer. Ian: Nice hypothesis, but ya can't prove it. Farren: Yeah, but I can hurt you. Bob Ho: So, tell me more about Halloween. Nora: It's the best. You get candy, everyone pretends to be someone else, and nobody knows who you really are. Bob Ho: Sounds familiar. Bob Ho: He is rare. He is amazing. He is the man. Farren: How embarrassing. Colton James: Oh, heck, man, don't get married. Just find some woman that you're gonna hate in five years and give her your house. Colton James: [about Poldark] That man's so crooked, he could eat nails and poop corkscrews. Colton James: Now, how the heck are you gonna get in there? Jet pack? Bob Ho: It's in the shop. Bob Ho: I've brought down dictators. How tough can three kids be? Bob Ho: If a man marries you, he marries all four of you. Gillian: Don't forget the pig, the cat, and the turtle. Poldark: Tatiana, you can't imagine what it's like in there. The oppressive darkness, and the torture of empty days stretching for years. Prison is hell. Creel: You were in there for 4 hours. Poldark: I look like the French Prince of Belarus. Ian: You know about fashion? Bob Ho: No, but I know women. Wear it like this. It's cool. I saw it in a movie. Ian: What movie? Octopussy? This isn't 1985. Glaze: Hey, loosen these things up! Colton James: Oh, I'm sorry. What's wrong? Got the handcuffs too tight? I don't know how these things work. I'm just a dumb hillbilly. Poldark: How quickly can you give me orange jumpsuit? Ian: Hey, how are you doing? I'm Ian. If I told you have a beautiful body, you hold it against me? Cute Gymnast: [disgusted] Yeow! Bob Ho: At least you're not shy. Ian: I wanted to talk to her in the worst way. Bob Ho: Mission accomplished. Bob Ho: Family isn't whose blood you carry. It's who you love, and who loves you. Nora: [heading toward a Chinese restaurant] Doesn't look like they have chicken tenders here! Bob Ho: Yo, it's Ho. [first lines] Nora: Mom! Jethro's eating my underwear! [pronounced "unduweahw"] Glaze: What took you so long to get here? Bob Ho: Six minutes. Glaze: You stop for a latte? Bob Ho: Oh, I get it. You're, uh... What's the expression? Chopping my bust. Glaze: Close enough. Ian: I hate it when old people have feelings. Glaze: Tell me he didn't get away. Colton James: Oh, he's as gone as rum cake at an AA meeting. Colton James: Oh, while I'm thinkin' about it, they suspect there may be a mole at the agency. Bob Ho: They suspect me? Colton James: Noooo. You know Glaze thinks you're the sharpest barb on the wire. Bob Ho: I've no idea what that means. Farren: Bob, this is Larry. Larry: Pleased to meet you, sir. Bob Ho: Let's get some food. Farren: He goes to the university. Ian: He's a poet. Isn't it cool? Bob Ho: It's rad. It's awesome. It's jiggy for shizzy. It's bomb. Bob Ho: I have two words for you, Larry. 13. Nora: Boys are pigs. Cast Jackie Chan as Bob Ho Amber Valletta as Gillian Madeline Carroll as Farren Will Shadley as Ian Alina Foley as Nora Magnús Scheving as Anton Poldark Billy Ray Cyrus as Colton James George Lopez as Glaze Lucas Till as Larry Katherine Boecher as Tatiana Creel Jeff Chase as Russian Thug External links Category:2010 films Category:2010s American films Category:Comedy films Category:Spy films Category:Martial arts films