Cars 2

Cars 2 is a 2011 American computer-animated film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures, and is the sequel to the 2006 film, Cars. In the film, race car Lightning McQueen (voiced by Owen Wilson) and tow truck Mater (voiced by Larry the Cable Guy) head to Japan, France, Italy, and Britain to compete in the World Grand Prix, but Mater becomes sidetracked with international espionage. Dialogue Leland Turbo: This is Agent Leland Turbo. I have a flash transmission for Agent Finn McMissile. [His sentence was briefly cut. The screen cuts.Walt Disney Pictures presents…] Finn, my cover's been compromised. Everything's gone pear-shaped. [The screen cuts once again, A Pixar Animation Studios Movie] You won't believe what I've found out here. This is bigger than anything we've ever seen. And no one even knows it exists. [He points to an unknown object making a very bright light] Finn, I need backup. But don't call the cavalry; it could blow the operation. And be careful! It's not safe out here! Grem: [Off-Screen] Let's go! [went off]Leland Turbo: [last words] Transmitting my grids now. Good luck. [Leland drives away in a hurry, accidentally knocking the camera down and turning it sideways to show the silhouettes of Grem and Acer outside the room's entrance, as coordinates are shown. The video then splits into pixels, before showing the film's logo forming, with the "2" being made inside the box where "Cars" is shown, before being taken out to show the complete logo that now says "Cars 2", which then fades to black before the screen shows the Pacific Ocean at night, with the coordinates of 40° 6.80' N, 172° 23.84' W being shown as the camera moves to show a boat known as Crabby moving across the ocean while carrying Finn McMissile. Beeping sounds are heard as Crabby's radar is shown, which then shows the coordinates.] Crabby: All right, buddy, we're here. Right where you paid me to bring you. Question is, why?Finn McMissile: I'm looking for a car. Crabby: A car? Ha! Hey, pal, you can't get any further away from land than out here. Finn McMissile: Exactly where I want to be. Crabby: Well, I got news for you, buddy. There's nobody out here but us.[Suddenly, a ship's horn is heard as Tony Trihull, a combat ship, arrives, while Finn hides in the shadows] Tony Trihull: [off-screen; to Crabby] What are you doing out here? Crabby: What does it look like, genius? I'm crabbing! Tony Trihull: Well, turn around and go back where you came from! Crabby: [unmoved] Yeah, and who's gonna make me?[Tony deploys his gun with a laser pointing at Crabby, making the guy change his mind] Crabby: All right! All right! Don't get your prop in a twist! [turns around, as Tony heads back somewhere] What a jerk. Sorry, buddy. Looks like it's the end of the line. [hears no answer] Buddy?[Finn is no longer aboard Crabby and clings to the back of Tony's hull with his grappling hooks. Tony honks as he sails toward an oil platform. Flames flicker across several platforms, and as Tony reaches one, a bright light shines on the combat ship while the platform begins to glow. Finn fires his left grappling hook over a barrier, releases his other hook from Tony, and activates his steel magnet wheels, driving up one of the platform’s poles just as Tony is seized by a mechanical grabber. Seeing other platforms light up, Finn circles the pole, climbs onto a floor, and hides, spotting numerous cars below.]Male Oil Platform Announcer: [on PA] Incoming. All workers report to the loading dock. Finn McMissile: [through radio] Leland Turbo, this is Finn McMissile. I'm at the rally point. Over. [hears static]Grem: [as the other cars gather up] All right, fellas, you know the drill. Finn: [through radio] Leland, it's Finn. Please respond. Over. [He hears static again, then pulls out his spy camera from inside his right headlight to zoom in on the cars.]Acer: Come on, guys. These crates aren't gonna unload themselves. [opens a crate]Professor Zündapp: Raus hier (Translationː Get out), get out of here. Too many cars here. Out of my way. Finn McMissile: [after he scans the professor] Professor Zündapp? Platform Worker: [in AMC Gremlin disguise] Here it is, Professor. You wanted to see this before we load it? Oh, a TV camera. What does it actually do? Professor Zündapp: This camera is extremely dangerous. Finn McMissile: [suspiciously] What are you up to now, Professor?[Finn uses his mounted quad harpoon gun from his undercarriage to sink into the structure of each of the platform's sides, and whizzes across, before moving himself down to get a closer look, taking more pictures of the camera]Professor Zündapp: [speaking to a platform worker lemon] This is valuable equipment; make sure it is properly secured for the voyage. Platform Worker: Got it. Grem: Hey Professor Z, this is one of those British spies we told you about. Acer: Yeah, this one we caught sticking his bumper where it didn't belong. Professor Zündapp: Agent Leland Turbo. [Acer reveals Leland's crushed remains as Finn gasps in horror, but a fire erupts casting a large shadow, revealing his presence as Professor Zündapp looks up to see who it is]Professor Zündapp: It's Finn McMissile![Finn starts shooting:The lemons scramble for cover, while others rush up the derrick]Professor Zündapp: He's seen the camera! KILL HIM!!!!!Male Oil Platform Announcer: [on PA] All hands on deck! All hands on deck![Finn rushes back to the floor, only to spot thugs stationed at all four lines, igniting their blowtorches. He quickly releases three of his lines, swinging onto a crane called Ian Steploadski to reach another floor. Spinning 180 degrees toward a ramp, he’s pursued by a green Gremlin. In response, Finn sprays oil from his rear turn signals. ]Green Gremlin: [slipping on the oil] Whoa! [Finn then shoots one of his grappling hooks around a pole, and makes a turn as the Gremlin heads towards the edge] Aah! [falls off] Waargh! [He crashes into the ocean, his body breaking apart. The chase continues as more thugs pursue Finn up a spiral ramp. Spotting several oil barrels on a higher level, Finn fires at a railing, sending the barrels tumbling down. He then launches a magnetic bomb from one of his front wheel hubs onto a barrel, which explodes at the bottom, triggering a chain reaction that wipes out all the thugs on the ramp and destroys the rest of it just as Finn reaches the top. But more thugs follow him onto a helipad, surrounding him. As several of the lemons ignite their blowtorches, Finn revs his engine for a few seconds before unexpectedly reversing off the edge.]Jerome Ramped: Wha-?[Finn then lands into the sea, going underneath the surface as Grem and Acer watch from the helipad. Finn then comes to the surface, going into hydrofoil mode, and speeds away.]Grem: Get to the boats![Grem and Acer rush over to Tony and another combat ship, both freed from the grabbers, and join the chase after Finn. Tony fires missiles at him, but Finn skillfully dodges them with serpentine maneuvers. Acer then operates an independent shooter from the other combat ship to target Finn, who continues weaving to avoid the attacks.]Acer: He's getting away! Tony: Not for long! [shoots out a torpedo][Just as the torpedo is about to strike Finn, it detonates, sending water shooting upward before flames appear on the surface. Combat ships scan the area, trying to determine if Finn has survived. The camera dives underwater, revealing Finn alive, leaving trails of oil from his rear turn signals. He transforms into a submarine, an oxygen tank strapped over his mouth, and escapes while releasing a set of tires from his trunk. The tires rise to the surface within the circle of flames.] Grem: [chuckles, then talks to Zündapp over the radio] He's dead, Professor. Professor Zündapp: Wunderbar! With Finn McMissile gone, who can stop us now? [the scene switches to Mater, driving along Route 66, about a mile away from Radiator Springs]Mater: Mater. Tow Mater, that's who, is here to help ya! Hey, Otis! Otis: Heh-hey, Mater. I, uh-- Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry. I thought I could make it this time, but-- [tries to start his engine, but can't.] Smooth like puddin', huh? [sighs] Who am I kidding? I'll always be a lemon. Mater: Well, dad-gum, you're leakin' oil again, must be yer gaskets. Hey, but look on the bright side. This is yer 10th tow this month, so that means it's on the house. Otis: You're the only one that's nice to lemons like me, Mater. Mater: Hey, don't sweat it. Shoot, these things happen to everybody, Otis. Otis: But you never leak oil! Mater: Yeah, but I ain't perfect. Don't tell nobody, but I think my rust is tryna show through. Luigi: Oh Lightning, welcome home! Flo: Good to have you back honey! Fillmore: Congratulations man. Sarge: Welcome home soldier. Sheriff: The place wasn't the same without you, son. Lizzie: What? Did he go somewhere? Lightning McQueen: It's good to be home, everybody. [hears Mater honking his horn] Mater! Mater: McQueen! Otis: Aah! Lightning McQueen: Mater! Mater: McQueen! Otis: Oooh! [Mater stops at the crossroad in front of McQueen and lets go of Otis, who is moved along into Ramone's House of Body Art as Sally and Flo dodge him].Otis: [Stops And comes onto the wheel ramps] Whoooa! Ramone: Hey, how far did you make it this time, Otis? Otis: Halfway to the county line. Ramone: Ooh, not bad, man! Otis: I know! I can't believe it either! Mater: McQueen, welcome back! Lightning McQueen: Mater, it's so good to see you! Mater: Wow, I can't believe they renamed the Piston Cup after our very own Doc Hudson. Lightning McQueen: I know Doc said these things were just old cups, but to have someone else win it just didn't feel right, you know? Mater: Well, Doc would've been real proud of you, that's for sure. Mater: [whistles] I'll take one of them. Thank you. Never know which one McQueen will have a hankering for. Hey, whatcha got here that's free? How about that pistachio ice cream? Sushi Chef: No, no. Wasabi. Mater: Oh, same old, same old. What's up with you? [looks at the bucket of wasabi again] That looks delicious! [the chef takes a knife and sets a small piece of wasabi on a tray, then puts it on the counter] Uh, a little more, please? [the chef adds more wasabi] It is free, right? [the chef adds more] Keep it comin'. A little more. Come on, let's go, it's free! You're gettin' there. Scoop, scoop! [the chef gives in and scoops out a baseball-sized serving of wasabi] There ya go! Now, that's a scoop of ice cream! Sushi Chef: [bowing and speaking in Japanese] My condolences. Sir Miles Axlerod: And now our last competitor: number 95, Lightning McQueen! Lightning McQueen: Ka-chow! Thank you so much for having us, Sir Axlerod. I really look forward to racing. This is a great opportunity. Sir Miles Axlerod Oh, the pleasure is all ours, Lightning. You and your team bring excellence and professionalism to this competition—- Mater: [screaming at the top of his lungs; runs to the stage] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Somebody get me water!! [laps the stage fountain wildly] Oh, sweet relief. Sweet relief. [Francesco, the Italian racer, laughs; approaches the microphone in worried] Whatever you do, DO NOT EAT... the free pistachio ice cream. It has turned. [echoes]Lightning McQueen: Sir Axlerod, I can explain. This is Mater. He's-- Sir Miles Axlerod: No, I know him. This is the bloke that called in to the television show. You're the one I have to thank. Mater: No, thank you. This trip has been amazing. Sir Miles Axlerod: [leaks oil and blames it on Mater by telling him off] Ah... He's a little excited, isn't he? Lightning McQueen: Mater? Mater: But wait, I... Oh, shoot. Lightning McQueen: Mater! (Come here!) Sir Miles Axlerod: Hey. You got a towel? Lightning McQueen: [Sternly about his friend] Mater, you have to get a hold of yourself; you're making a scene. Mater: But I never leak oil. Never. Lightning McQueen: Go take care of yourself right now. [As Mater drives off, a forklift and Axlerod notice Lightning, who grins sheepishly]Mater: Coming through. Excuse me. Leaking oil. Where's the bathroom? Thank you. I gotta go. Oh, uh-- Uh-- [accidentally enters the ladies' room, and the ladies scream and yell in Japanese] Sorry, ladies! Never leak, I never leak. I never leak, I never leak. Oooh, I never leak, I never leak, I never... Whoa! Grem: Hey, tow truck! We'd like to get to our private business here, if you don't mind. Mater: Oh, yes, sorry. Don’t let me get in the way of your private business. Oh. A little advice: When ya hear that a giggle and see that waterfall, you BEST press that green button. Grem: Thank you. Mater: It’s to adjust the temperature. Acer: [annoyed] GOT IT! Mater: And remember, it’s in Celsius, not Fahrenheit. Grem and Pacer: [irratated; both] GET OUT OF HERE!! Mater: Alright, then. Lightning McQueen: There you are. Where have you been? Mater: What's a "rendezvous"? Luigi: Uh, it's like a date. Mater: A date? Lightning McQueen: Mater, what's going on? Mater: Well, what's going on is I got me a date tomorrow. Guido: Non ci credo. (I don't believe you.) Luigi: Guido don't believe you. Mater: Well, believe it. My new girlfriend just said so. [sees Holley and waves] Hey, there she is! Hey! Hey, lady! See you tomorrow! Guido: Ancora non ci credo. (I still don't believe you.) Luigi: Guido still doesn't believe you.[?]Grem: I got to admit, you tricked us real good. Acer: And we don't like being tricked. [Rod chuckles] Hey! What's so funny? Rod Torque Redline: Well, you know, I was just wearing a disguise. You guys are stuck looking like that. [Grem pushes a lever, turning the magnet off, and causing Rod to land on a small platform, where one of the Lemon Cars pushes a fuel tank of Allinol towards him.] Allinol? Thanks, fellas! I hear this stuff is good for you. Professor Zündapp: So you think Allinol by itself is good for you. [presses a button, which causes some cylinders attached to the platform to turn Rod's rear tires and make whirring sounds as his status bar shows his speedometer going up] But after microscopic examination, I have found that it has one small weakness. When hit with an electromagnetic pulse, it becomes extremely dangerous. Grem: [evilly, moves a camera-disguised EMP generator forward] Smile for the camera. Rod Torque Redline: Is that all you want? I got a whole act. Professor Zündapp: You were very interested in this camera on the oil platform. Now you will witness what it really does. Rod Torque Redline: Whatever you say, Professor. Acer: [as a Pacer comes up with a TV screen showing a picture of Rod with a Japanese pink car while in disguise] You talked up a lot of cars last night. Which one's your associate? Rod Torque Redline: Your mother. Oh, no, I'm sorry, it was your sister. You know, I can't tell them apart these days. Grem: Could I start it now, Professor Z? Professor Zündapp: Go 50% power. [Grem then pushes a lever beneath the EMP generator that causes the lens to light up and make whirring sounds, going to said power] The camera is actually an electromagnetic pulse emitter. Acer: [showing Rod a picture of him with Shigeko] What about her? Did you give it to her? Professor Zündapp: The Allinol is now heating to a boil, dramatically expanding, causing the engine block to crack under the stress, forcing oil into the combustion chamber. [While Zündapp is talking, Rod's engine is heard cracking, then the oil is heard flowing.]Acer: [showing Rod a picture of him with a Japanese red Ferrari at a sushi stand] How about him? Did you talk to him?! Rod Torque Redline: [as smoke gets emitted from his tailpipes] What do I care?! I can replace an engine block. Professor Zündapp: You may be able to, but after full impact of the pulse, [as Grem pushes the generator's lever to 75% power] unfortunately, there will be nothing to replace. Acer: [showing Rod a picture of him With Mater in the bathroom] How about him? Does he have it? [Rod trembles upon seeing the image, which Zündapp then notices and looks at the picture.]Professor Zündapp: That's him. He's the one. Grem: Roger that Professor Z. Rod Torque Redline: [angry; last words] NO! NO!!!! NO!!!!! Professor Zündapp: [through cell phone to the Lemon Kingpin] Yes, sir, we believe the infiltrator has passed along sensitive information. Lemon Kingpin: [through phone] Right away! Professor Zündapp: I will take care of it before any damage can be done. [hangs up] The project is still on schedule. You will find the second agent and kill him. [Zündapp then pushes the generator's lever to 100% power, which the screen then shows the picture of Rod and Mater, zooming in as a reflection of Rod is shown, shaking as the generator's electromagnetic pulse gets more powerful, before he finally explodes, cut into the screen shows a distant view of Mount Fuji and a Japanese tower while the WGP theme begins]Brent Mustangburger: Japan, land of the rising sun, where ancient tradition meets modern technology. Welcome to the inaugural running of the World Grand Prix. I'm Brent Mustangburger, here with racing legends Darrell Cartrip and David Hobbscap. There's never been a competition like this before. First, Allinol, making its debut tonight as the required fuel for all these great champions. Second, the course itself, and it's like nothing we've ever seen before. David, how exactly does this competition work? David Hobbscap: Well, Brent, all three of these street courses are classic round-the-house racetracks. [the camera shows the labelled in Japan, Italy and England] This means that the LMP and Formula cars should break out of the gate in spectacular fashion. Look for Francesco Bernoulli in particular to lead early. And with a series of technical turns throughout GT and Touring cars, like Spain's Miguel Camino should make up some ground, but I doubt it'll be enough to stop Francesco from absolutely running away with it. Darrell Cartrip: Whoa, now just hold your horsepower. You're forgetting the most important factor here: that early dirt track section of the course! The dirt is supposed to be the great equalizer in this race. Brent Mustangburger: French rally car Raoul ÇaRoule is counting on a big boost headed through there. Darrell Cartrip: And don't forget Lightning McQueen, his mentor, the Hudson Hornet, was one of the greatest dirt track racers of all time. In my opinion, McQueen is the best all-around racer in this competition. David Hobbscap: Really, Darrell, I think you need to clean your windshield. You're clearly not seeing this for what it is: Francesco's race to lose. [The WGP racers roll into the starting line to prepare to race.]Brent Mustangburger: It's time to find out. The racers are lockin' into the grid. Lightning McQueen: [closes his eyes as a pre-race ritual] Speed. I am speed. Francesco Bernoulli: [laughs mockingly at this ritual] Really? You are speed? Then Francesco is triple speed. [closes his eyes] Francesco is triple speed. Oh-ho! Francesco likes this, McQueen. It's-a really getting him into the zone! [revs his engine]Lightning McQueen: [complains about Francesco; talking to himself] He is so getting beat today. [revs his engine; the lights switch from red to green, and the first race begins; one set of red lights comes on one by one before another set beneath it turns green. The racers launch into the first lap with Raoul ÇaRoule and Miguel Camino leading through Tokyo’s narrow streets. Still, German racer Max Schnell and Brazilian racer Carla Veloso soon overtake Raoul, while American car Jeff Gorvette, Japanese car Shu Todoroki, Lightning McQueen, Francesco Bernoulli, British racers Nigel Gearsley and Lewis Hamilton, and foreign Rip Clutchgoneski pass Miguel. McQueen and Francesco push ahead, making their moves around Jeff, Carla, Raoul, and Max, with Francesco seizing the lead as he and McQueen take the first corner.]John Lassetire: Jeff, your tires are. Bruno Motoreau: [mumbling to Raoul].Mach Matsuo: [mumbling to Shu].Giuseppe Motorosi [mumbling to Francesco].Sarge: Your suspension sets look good. Luigi: Tire pressure is excellent! Fillmore: He's got plenty of fuel. Mater: And he's awesome. Crowd: [chanting and clapping] McQueen, McQueen, McQueen! [The screen then shows Finn and Holley inside a building overlooking the pit road, as they have eyes on Mater, who is wearing a headset].Holley Shiftwell: Why is he in the Pits? He's so exposed. Finn McMissile: It's his cover, one of the best I've seen too. Look at the detail on the rust; it must have cost him a fortune. Holley Shiftwell: [using her on-board computer dual trackball platforms] But why hasn't he contacted us yet? Finn McMissile: There's probably heat on him. Be patient. Holley Shiftwell: Right, of course. He'll signal us when he can. Finn McMissile: And then we find out who's behind all this. Brent Mustangburger: [announcing] As they head into the palace hairpin, Francesco builds an early lead. Darrell Cartrip: Ah, hang on, boys. Here comes the dirt. Slipping and sliding, baby. Mater: McQueen, it's time to make your move! Get on the outside and show 'im what Doc done taught you! Lightning McQueen: 10-4 Mater. David Hobbscap: [as Francesco struggles to brake on the dirt] Oh, boy! Francesco's brought to a screeching halt! Brent Mustangburger: [as McQueen uses Doc's "turn right to go left" trick to overtake Francesco] Lightning McQueen is the first to take advantage. And just like that, folks, Francesco's lead is left in the dust. Lightning McQueen: Nice call, Mater. Keep it up. Brent Mustangburger: Everyone’s jostling for position as we hit the asphalt again; Francesco lost a lot of momentum in the dirt. Acer: It's Finn McMissile! But you're dead! Finn McMissile: Then this shouldn't hurt at all. [sprays both Acer and Petey with a fire extinguisher, blinding them]David Hobbscap: [seeing Lightning and Francesco] And here come the two leaders. Brent Mustangburger: They’re bumper to bumper as they approach the finish line! David Hobbscap: It’s going to be close! Brent Mustangburger: Francesco is the winner! McQueen is number two. [Francesco, Lightning, and Carla are on the podium]Photographer: Francesco! Darrell Cartrip: Francesco, over here. Hey, what was your strategy today? Francesco Bernoulli: Strategia?! Francesco needs-a no strategy; it’s very simple: You start the race, wait for Lightning McQueen to choke, pass him, then win. Francesco always-a wins; it’s-a boring.[Lightning simply rolls his eyes]Darrell Cartrip: I gotta tell you, dude, you were in trouble for a while. That dirt track section had you crawling.[Lightning noticed Mater returning to the pits and sneaks off to go to talk to him]Francesco Bernoulli: To truly crush one's dream, you must first raise their hopes very high. Lightning McQueen: [meets up with friend in his pit garage] MATER! Mater: Hey McQueen. What happened? Is the race over? You won right? Lightning McQueen: [sternly] Mater, why were you yelling things at me while I was racing? Mater: "Yelling"? Oh, you thought... [chuckles] That's funny right there. No, see, that's 'cause I seen these two fellers doing some sort of karate street performance. It was nutso. One of 'em even had a flamethrower. Lightning McQueen: [With worry in disbelief] "A flamethrower"? What are you talking about? I-I don't understand. Where were you? Mater: Going to meet my date. Lightning McQueen: [confused] Your date?Mater: She started talking to me as a voice in my head, telling me where to go. Lightning McQueen: [shocked and enraged] What?! Mater: [noticing his friend's glare] Wait a minute, I didn't screw ya up, did I? Lightning McQueen: [angrily] I LOST THE RACE BECAUSE OF YOU!! Mater: [Shocked to hear what his friend just said] Oh, I'm sorry I didn't mean to. Lightning McQueen: [refusing to listen to his tow truck friend] An imaginary girlfriend?! Flamethrowers?! You know what? This is exactly why I don't bring you along to these things! Mater: [trying to reason with Lightning] Maybe if I- I don't know, talk to somebody and explained what happened, I could help. Lightning McQueen: [angry; not listening] I DON’T NEED YOUR HELP! I DON’T WANT YOUR HELP!! [drives off, but is stopped by the paparazzi, leaving Mater heartbroken]Reporter #1: Hey, there he is! Reporter #2: McQueen, you had it in the bag! Reporter #3: Yeah, what happened? Lightning McQueen: I-I made a mistake, but I can assure you, it won't happen again.[Mater sadly walks over to the TV monitors] Lightning McQueen: Look guys, we know what the problem is and we've taken care of it.[Mater sadly drives away]Brent Mustangburger: [on TV] Lightning McQueen loses in the last lap to Francesco Bernoulli in the first race of the World Grand Prix. And three, count 'em, three cars flamed out, leaving some to suggest that their fuel, Allinol, might be to blame. Sir Miles Axlerod: [interviewed but defiantly] Allinol is safe! Alternative fuel is safe! There is no way my fuel caused these cars to flame out. Darrell Cartrip: Well, the jury may still be out on whether Allinol caused these accidents, but one thing's for sure: Lightning McQueen blew this race! Brent Mustangburger: Team McQueen can't be happy right now.[The scene changes to a poster of Team McQueen at the airport as Mater sadly look at it and moves away with the 95 sticker that was on his side is shown to have been removed and moves to get ready to board the plane, Grem & Acer are shown nearby spot him and look at each other with serious looks, a blue car with no tires tries to go through the metal detector, but the buzzer goes off so he reverse to looked at as Mater joins the queue, Finn disguised as a security officer and rolls up to him].Finn McMissile: [wearing an airport security disguise, finds Mater at the security screening processes, speaks Japanese] Come with me please sir. Mater: But I'm gonna miss my plane. Finn McMissile: Right This Way. Mater: Ah, doggone it. This is about my hook, ain't it? I know I should have checked it, but I can't really. [they go into the waiting room] Look, It's attached to me. [Finn takes off his disguise] Hey, I know you. You're that fella from the karate demonstration. Finn McMissile: I never properly introduced myself, Finn McMissile: British Intelligence. Mater: Tow Mater, Average Intelligence. Finn McMissile: Who are you with, FBI, CIA? Mater: Let's just say I'm Triple AAA affiliated; you know I know some karate. I don't wanna brag or nothin', but I got me a black fan belt. Hey, you wanna see some moves I made up? Finn McMissile: You're being followed. Mater: This first one I can reach into a car's hood, pull out his battery, and show it to him before he stalls; I call it, "What I accidentally did to my friend Luigi once." [does some karate moves, crushing an oil can] Hey! Hi-yah-pah! Hi-yah! Grem: There he is! Mater: Hi-hi-tah! Huh! [realizes] Look, I probably ought to go. I'm about to miss my flight. Finn McMissile: [Grabs Mater with his grappling hooks] Don't worry, I've taken care of that. Mater: [Being pulled] Whoa! Finn McMissile: [Jumping through the hole] Hang On! Acer: [Grunts].Mater: Whoa-Hah-Hah! This is first-class service; you don't even have to go through the terminal! Ucchi: [Speaking Japanese].Mater: [referring to the pursuers] Your karate partners are back there; they kinda look like they're trying to catch up! Finn McMissile: Drive forward; whatever you do, don't stop! [He spins around, making Mater go forward].Mater: [As Everett, a passenger plane heads towards them] Whoa! Everett: Whoa![Mater zigzags around Everett’s wheels, while Gram dodges and gets ready to fire a missile. Meanwhile, Finn releases a wheeled motorized jack that rolls toward him and lifts him at an angle].Grem: Whoa... [Releases his missile before tripping over] Aah![Seeing the missile heading towards them, Finn fires another at it, causing both missiles to explode behind them.].Mater: Is everything okay back there? Siddeley: Finn, it's Sid, I'm on approach. Finn McMissile: [Through the radio] Roger that.[Acer is shown pulling flatbed trolleys of baggage across the runway, blocking their path].Mater: 'Member that whole thing about me not stopping no matter what?[Siddeley shows up and fires bullets at the flatbed trolleys, sending some of them into the air to clear the path.].Mater: I knew I shoulda done carry-on! Finn McMissile: [To Siddeley] Thanks old boy. Siddeley: [Lands on the runway but still moving and opens his back ramp] You got it, Mate. Mater: [Seeing Holley inside] Hey doggonit, Lookǃ It's my imaginary girlfriend! Holley Shiftwell: Come on, get in here! Mater: I tell you what, you really do want this first date, don't ya? [Holley watches in shock] There's a no-quit attitude right there. [Gunshots are seen beside them] What the...?[Acer is chasing them and fires a shot, with one of the bullets deflating Siddeley's tire.].Siddeley: Aargh! Finn McMissile: Hold on, Sid![Siddeley veers onto the grass with Mater and Finn close behind, Acer hot on their trail. Acer makes another break for it, but Finn fires back, hitting one of Acer’s tires and forcing him to swerve right.]Acer: Aargh![He flew up a terminal ramp truck, passed two waitresses inside the plane, and landed on the fuel truck's tank.]Siddeley: [Goes through some barriers by knocking them down] Come on Finn, It's now or never![Finn spins around so now he's going forward].Mater: Whoa! Siddeley: [Takes off just before he can hit the barriers] Hold on! Mater: [Through letter] By the time you read this, I will be safely on an airplane flying home. I'm so sorry for what I did. Lightning McQueen: [Reading letter] "I don't want to be the cause of you losing any more races. I want you to go prove to the world what I already know: that you are the greatest race car in the whole wide world, your best friend, Mater." [Looks up] I didn't really want him to leave. Guido: [Sobs].Luigi: Wait, there's more here. [Brings out more notes] "P.S. Please tell the hotel, I didn't mean to order that movie; I thought it was just a preview, and I didn't realize I was paying for it. [Moves the note aside to read the next one] PPS, That's funny right there PP. [Moves it to see two notes with P.P.PS. & P.P.P.P.S] There are a few more pages of PS's here. Lightning McQueen: [Sighs] Well, at least I know if he's at home, he'll be safe.[Inside the plane].Finn McMissile: Now that's how I like to start the day; you never feel more alive than when you're almost dead. Holley Shiftwell Yeah, I hope that device didn't fall off. Mater: Whoa, oh-oh-oh, that's the closest I've ever been to missing my flight that was... [Holley pulls the device off him by her telescoping utility arm] Oh! Holley Shiftwell: [checking the device] Still in one piece, great. Mater: I've got to go to a doctor; I keep gettin' these sharp pains in my undercarriage. Holley Shiftwell: Downloading the photo now. Mater: Hey, let me introduce you two. This here is Finn McSomething or other; he's a first-class vip airport whatchamacallit. And Finn, this is here is my date. [Holley looks confused at mater's comment] I never did get your name. Holley Shiftwell Oh yes, sorry, it's Shiftwell, Holley Shiftwell. Finn McMissile: [to Holly Shiftwell; concerned] Have you lost your mind?! Holly Shiftwell: But I thought— Finn McMissile: Mater, this chap needs a tow. Hook him up. Mater: Well sure thing. Tomber: You rusty piece of junk, get your dirty hook off me! Finn McMissile: [In french to a car in the garage] Allez, Maintenant, Vite! (Translationː Come on, now, quick!)[The car in the garage speeds away as Holley, Mater, and Tomber walk in, angrily chattering in French, while Finn shuts the garage door to stop anyone from entering.].Tomber: [Released by Mater] Electroshock! Are you kidding me?! Finn McMissile: Easy Tomber. This is her field assignment; she didn't know you were my informant. Holley Shiftwell Informant? Tomber: A rookie? Huh, I never liked new car smell. Holley Shiftwell: [Grumbles].Finn McMissile: Tomber was doing 20-to-life in a Moroccan impound the first time I saved him, if I recall correctly. Tomber: Speaking of recalls, you're getting up there in mileage, aren't you, Finn? Holley Shiftwell: All right, we get it. You both know each other; you're both old, so here you go, informant: inform us. Tomber: Beuck, that is the worst motor ever made. [gasps; realizes] Wait, that oil filter, those wheel bearings. Finn McMissile: Do those parts look familiar, Tomber? Tomber: They should. I sold them. Holley Shiftwell: To whom? Tomber: No idea; he's my best customer, but he always does his business over the phone. I was always wondering why he needs so many parts; now I know. Mater: Well, a lemon needs parts. Ain't nothing truer than that. Finn McMissile: Lemon? Mater: Yeah, you know, cars that don't ever work right- lemons- are a tow truck's bread and butter, like 'em Gremlins & Pacers we run into at the party & the race & the airport. Finn McMissile: Holley, pull up the pictures from the oil platform; I want to know what other types of cars were out there. Holley Shiftwell: Right, let's see, um, there were Hugos & Trunkovs. Finn McMissile: Mater, are these cars considered lemons? Mater: Is the popmobile catholic? Holley Shiftwell: Finn, everyone involved in this plot is one of history's biggest loser cars. Finn McMissile: And they're all taking their orders from the car behind this engine. Tomber: Ah, this explains it! Finn McMissile: What Tomber? Tomber: Gremlin, Pacer, Hugo, & Trunkov never get together, but they are having a secret meeting in two days. Finn McMissile: Where's this meeting taking place? Tomber: Porto Corsa, Italy. Mater: That's where the next race is! Finn McMissile: Then there's a good chance our mystery engine will be there too. Tomber: Your chances are more than good; I just sent him a new clutch assembly yesterday to Porto Corsa. Finn McMissile: Holley, contact Stephenson and have him meet us at Gare de Lyon. Good work. [Mater & Tomber exchanged smiles and nodded at each other respectfully. On the electric bullet train named Stevenson, speeding through a snowy countryside into a tunnel, they watched footage of each lemon accompanied by black-clad bodyguards of their boss, who held up other cars so they could pass at the traffic lights.].Mater: Boy, I'll tell you what, that three-wheeled feller had to be right about a big meeting; you never see this many lemons in one town, 'less there's a swap meet or something. [to Holley; about the images] Hey, how'd you get all them pictures? Holley Shiftwell: Well, I remotely reprogrammed porto corsa's red light cameras to do recognition scans. Mater: Wow, not only are you the prettiest car I Ever Met, but you're the smartest too. Holley Shiftwell: Thank you I think. Mater: [Noticing a blue tow truck towing a yellow Hugo in the Hugo group] That's a familiar sight, a Hugo being towed, but he looks absolutely perfect! Finn McMissile: Of course, they must be the heads of the lemon families. Mater: Makes sense. If I was rich and broke down every day, I'd hire me to tow me around all the time too! Finn McMissile: We've got to infiltrate that meeting; it's the only way to find out who's behind all this. Holley Shiftwell: Hang on a minute. Mater: What? Holley Shiftwell: [Takes a picture of mater] Hold still. Mater: [Affected by the flash of the camera] Ow! [Holley connects her telescoping utility arm into the monitor and moves the image of mater's front over the blue tow truck as well as making it turn to blue, showing that they look similar].Finn McMissile: Ah-Ah, Good job, Miss Shiftwell. Holley Shiftwell: Thank You Finn. Mater: Boy, I sure wish my friends could see me now.[At Luigi and Guido's village in Italy, Uncle Topolino chats with Lightning about his recent disagreement with Mater.]Mama Topolino: [Speaks in Italian]Uncle Topoline: She said you look like you are starving, that she's gonna make you a big meal and fatten you up. Lightning McQueen: Oh no, Mama Topolino, please, you don't have to make a fuss. Uncle Topolino: Capisco, I understand. Is it a problem, yes, between you & a friend? Lightning McQueen: How did you know that? Uncle Topolino: A wise car hears one word and understands two, that and Luigi told me. [McQueen gives a smug look] While Mama cooks, come and take a stroll with me. Lightning McQueen: I brought my friend Mater along on the trip and I told him he needed to act different that we weren’t in Radiator Springs. Uncle Topolino: This Mater is a close friend? Lightning McQueen: He's my best friend. Uncle Topolino: Then why would you ask him to be someone else? Lightning McQueen: [Thinks for a moment] What did I do? I said some things during our fight. Uncle Topolino: You know, back when Guido and Luigi used to work for me, they would fight over everything. They fight over what ferrari was the best ferrari, which one of them looked more like a ferrari. There were even some non-Ferrari fights. So, tell me them, va bene! (translation: Alright) It's okay to fight. Everybody fights now and then, especially best friends. But you gotta make up fast. No fight more important than friendship. chi trova un'amico, trova un tesoro.Lightning McQueen: What does that mean? Mama Topolino: "Whoever finds a friend, finds a treasure." Now mangia, eat! Stephenson: Finn, one hour to Porto Corsa. Finn McMissile: [as Mater's siren light is fitted] Thank you Stephenson. Holley Shiftwell: Yeah, I think that should just about do it. Finn McMissile: Perfect. Holley Shiftwell: So Mater, it's voice-activated. But, you know, everything's voice-activated these days. Mater: What? I thought you was supposed to be making me a disguise. Computer: Voice recognized. Disguise program initiated. [changes Mater to look like Ivan]Mater: [chuckles] Cool! Hey, Computer, make me a German truck. Computer: Request acknowledged. [changes Mater to his normal self, wearing lederhosen]Mater: Check it out! I'm wearing Mater-hosen. Make me a monster truck! Computer: Request acknowledged. [changes Mater into a Count Dracula truck]Mater: What the--? [imitating Dracula] Ha-ha-ha! I vant to siphon your gas! [normal voice] Ha-ha! Now make me a taco truck! Computer: Request acknowledged. [changes Mater into a taco truck; his horn plays "La Cucaracha"]Mater: A funny car! Computer: Request acknowledged. [changes Mater into a yellow hot rod; he revs his engine]Finn McMissile: [turns Mater back to normal] The idea is to keep a low profile, Mater.[Lightning Is Missing Mater At The Race in Italy as the racers gather at the finish line]Brent Mustangburger: You are looking live at beautiful Porto Corsa, Italy, on the Italian Riviera, what a magnificent setting for the second race of the World Grand Prix! David Hobbscap: Well, Brent, they call this place the gem of the Riviera, and it's easy to see why, with its secluded beaches and opulent casinos, Porto Corsa truly is a playground for the wealthy, and everyone who's anyone is here today, from the ultra-rich and super-famous to world leaders and important dignitaries. Darrell Cartrip: You aren't kidding, David, you can't do a three-point turn around here without bumping into some celebrity! Brent Mustangburger: Welcome everyone to the second race of the World Grand Prix, where the big news continues to be allinol. Sir Miles Axlerod spoke to the press earlier today to answer questions about its safety. Sir Miles Axlerod: [Interviewed] An independent panel of scientists has determined that Allinol is completely safe. Okay? Safe; there it is. Brent Mustangburger: So the race will go on, folks. Darrell Cartrip: But the question everyone is asking: Will the real Lightning McQueen show up today? Brent Mustangburger: Well, he'd better talk about a home track advantage; Francesco Bernoulli grew up racing on this course. Italian Announcer: [As the racers line up on the grid] Signore e signori, in the pole position, numero uno, Francesco! Francesco Bernoulli: Bellissima, thank you for your support and your big mistake, McQueen! Italian Announcer: [As the pop is shown attending the race with his bodyguards] In seconda posizione, numero 95, Lightning-a Mcqueen-a! Luigi: [Seeing McQueen feeling sad] McQueen, is everything ok? Fillmore: If you're worried about your fuel man, don't; it's perfectly safe. Lightning McQueen: No, guys, I just really wish Mater were here. Francesco Bernoulli: [notices Lightning's saddness] Francesco understands this, McQueen. Lightning McQueen: [sarcastically] Oh great, here it comes. What do you got, Francesco? Francesco Bernoulli: For famous race cars like Francesco, and well, you, to be far away from home is not easy. Lightning McQueen: [sarcastically] I think you forgot the insulting part of that insult. Francesco Bernoulli: [emotionally] It's-a no insult! When Francesco is away from home, he misses his mama. Just like-a you miss your tow truck, amigo. Lightning McQueen: [understands what he said; impressed] Gee, I maybe misjudged you because that's exactly how I-- Francesco Bernoulli: [smiling] Of course. I am at home, and my mama is right here. [points and waves at a vintage Ferrari in the crowd who is smiling, blowing kisses and waving back] Mama! Don't worry, Mama! McQueen is very sad. I will beat his crybaby bottom today! Lightning McQueen: [sarcastically] And there's the insult we were missing. Grazie!Brent Mustangburger: Darrell, the races are settling as they head to the Italian countryside. Darrell Cartrip: Whoo boy, this is gonna be a great race.[Mysterious car, known as the Lemon Kingpin, assembles his cohorts during the penultimate World Grand Prix race]Lemon Kingpin: [disguised voice] Welcome, everyone. I wish I could be with you on this very special day, but... my clutch assembly broke. You know how it is. Tubbs Pacer: Been there. J. Curby: Forget about it. Vladimir: We know how you feel. Finn McMissile: Descramble that voice. Holley Shiftwell: I'm trying. Oh, it's too sophisticated! Lemon Kingpin: We are here to celebrate. Today, all your hard work pays off. The world turned their backs on cars like us. They stopped manufacturing us, stopped making our parts. The only thing they haven't stopped doing is laughing at us. They've called us terrible names: jalopy, rust bucket, heap, clunker, junker, beater, wreck, rattletrap, lemon. But their insults just give us strength. Because today, my friends, that. ALL. ENDS! [Carla Veloso's engine suddenly blows up.]Darrell Cartrip: We're smoke! Where's the casino bridge! David Hobbscap: Oh no! Brent Mustangburger: [worried] It's Carla Veloso the Brazilian racecar![Carla spun around and bumps into the side of the bridge, while Finn and Holley watched from afar.]Finn McMissile: What just happened? Holley Shiftwell: I'm working on it.[Lemons celebrated the crash of Carla Veloso.]Lemon Kingpin: They laughed at us, but now it's our turn to laugh back.David Hobbscap: [Nigel Gearsley's engine also suddenly blows up.] Another crash! It's number 9, Nigel Gearsley! Lemon Kingpin: Embrace your inner lemon. Let it drive you. [Lemons laughs]Finn McMissile: Holley! Holley Shiftwell: I'm detecting an extremely strong electromagnetic pulse.[Her screen shows the camera from atop the tower.]Holley Shiftwell: There! It’s the camera! Finn McMissile: Where? Holley Shiftwell: On the tower. Lightning McQueen: [On TV] Crashes are a part of racing, I know, but something like that should never happen. Darrell Cartrip: [On TV] They're letting you choose your fuel for the final race. Do you have any idea what it's gonna be? Lightning McQueen: [On TV] Allinol. Lemons: [Gasps] What?! J. Curby Gremlin: Did he just say Allinol?! Darrell Cartrip: [On TV] After today? Lightning McQueen: [On TV] My friend fillmore says the fuel's safe; that's good enough for me. I didn't stand by a friend of mine recently; I'm not gonna make the same mistake twice. Brent Mustangburger: [On TV] So, a surprising revelation from Lightning McQueen: he will use Allinol in the final race despite what occurred today. Lemon Kingpin: [Through telephone] Till Lightning McQueen is dead! Professor Zündapp: Of course. [Phone call ends] Allinol must be finished for good. McQueen cannot win the last race. Lightning McQueen must be killed! Mater: Noǃ [He accidentally bumps into a TV, which breaks his special siren light; he turns into all the silly disguises and then turns normal].Professor Zündapp: It's the American Spy!!![The Lemons aim their guns at him].Mater: Dad-Gum! Computer: [Gets the gatling guns out of mater's bodywork] Gatling Gun: Request Acknowledged. Mater Let me go! Professor Zündapp: You actually care about that race car: a pity you didn't warn him in time.[The transport vehicle's door shuts, trapping the mater inside and knocking him out with sleeping gas].Mater: [Off-Screen] Idiot, is that how you see me? Finn McMissile: [Off-Screen] That's how everyone sees you. I tell you, that's the genius of it: no one realizes they're being fooled because they're too busy laughing at the fool... [Echoes].[Mater opens a set of doors, revealing the first flashback amid a bustling crowd in Tokyo, Japan.].Mater: [noticing his friend's glare] Wait a minute, I didn't screw ya up, did I? Lightning McQueen: [Angrily] I LOST THE RACE BECAUSE OF YOU!!Mater Maybe if I talked to somebody– Lightning McQueen: [Angrily] I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP! I DON'T WANT YOUR HELP! [Echoes].[Mater lowers his head in sadness, the words echoing all around him.].Mater: [Banging the gong as random cars laugh] Bang the gong: Get it on! Lightning McQueen: [Voice] Listen, this isn't Radiator Springs. This is exactly why I don't bring you along to these things![Watching in terror, he wakes up to find himself tied up above a set of cogs. As a bell chimes, he looks around the room filled with gears and sees Finn and Holley also tied up, dangling in the teeth of the gears next to him.].Mater: Holley! Finn! Where are we? Finn McMissile: We're in London Mater, inside Big Bentley.[The camera zooms out to reveal the exterior of the majestic Elizabeth Tower, where Big Bentley stands with the clock showing 3 o’clock in the afternoon. The shot shifts to display the tower beside the Houses of Parliament as the ropes holding Mater and the cages slowly unwind.].Mater: Oh, this, this is all my fault. Finn McMissile: Don't be a fool, Mater. Mater: But I am. Remember? You said so. Finn McMissile: Where did I? Oh, Mater, I was complimenting you on what a good spy you are. Mater: [Frustrated] I'M NOT A SPY!!!! [His voice echoed as Finn and Holley looked completely shocked.] I've been trying to tell you that the whole time; I really am just a tow truck. Holley Shiftwell: Finn, He's not joking. Finn McMissile: I Know. Mater: You were right, Finn. I'm a fool, and what's happened to McQueen is 'cause I'm such a big one: this is all my fault.[They see Grem and Acer arrive in an elevator].Grem: [To Mater, Holley and Finn] Good, you're up. Acer: And just in time. Grem: [Uncovers the EMP generator] Professor Z wanted you to have a front-row seat for the death of Lightning McQueen. Mater: He's still alive? Acer: Not for much longer. Sally Carrera: We came as soon as you called. Lightning McQueen: I called to talk to Mater; it never occurred to me that he wouldn't be there. Ramone: Sheriff is talking to Scotland Yard right now. Flo: And Sarge is in touch with his friends in the British Military. Sally Carrera: You just need to focus on the race. Lightning McQueen: I know, but Sally, with everything going on, I'm not sure... Sir Axlerod.[At the third and final race in London, Grem has the E.M.P. ray aimed at Lightning]Grem: Here he comes.[Mater watches horrified as Grem starts the Emitter at 100% power. The Emitter's red light glows brightly. The Emitter continues to aim at Lightning, but nothing happens to him, and he continues racing.]Professor Zündapp: What happened? Grem: I don't know, Professor. Acer: What did you do. Grem: I didn't do nothing. Sally Carrera: We're here because of you, mater. Flo: Is everything OK? Mater: No, everything's not ok. There's a bomb in here; y'all got to get out now! Sally Carrera & Fillmore: [In Unison] A Bomb?! Finn McMissile: [Through radio] Mater! Mater: Finn, You're OK! Finn McMissile: Listen to me; The Bomb is on You. They know you'd try to help McQueen; when we were knocked out, they planned it in your air filter! Mater: Uh-Oh. Lightning McQueen: [Arriving at the pit lane] Mater, there you are! Mater: [Panics] Stop right there! Lightning McQueen: Oh man, I've been so worried about you! Mater: Don't come any closer! Lightning McQueen: Are you OK? Mater: [Reverses out of the pit lane into the racetrack] No, I'm not OK. Stay away from me! Lightning McQueen: No Wait, Wait! Brent Mustangburger: Hold everything, a tow truck has just raced onto the track, and he's driving backwards! Lightning McQueen: Mater wait! David Hobbscap: Normally, an emergency vehicle on the track means there's been an accident. Brent Mustangburger: Wait, wait, Lightning McQueen is chasing him! Lightning McQueen: Mater wait! Mater: [Driving around the Victoria Memorial, desperately trying to get away from lightning.] Stay back. If you get close to me, you're going to get hurt real bad! Lightning McQueen: [unaware of Mater's predicament] I know I made you feel that way before, but none of that matters because we're best friends! Brent Mustangburger: And McQueen seems to be having a conversation with the tow truck. Darrell Cartrip: I don't know who that truck is, Brent, but I'll tell you what, he's got to be the world's best backwards driver. Mater: Mcqueen, you don't get it; I'm the bomb! Lightning McQueen: [oblivious] Yes, Mater, you are the bomb; that's what I'm trying to say here. You've always been the bomb, and you'll always be the bomb! Mater Stay away! Lightning McQueen: No, never! Brent Mustangburger: And Lightning McQueen just blasted away, hooked to the now rocket-propelled tow truck. Finn McMissile: Holley, I'll get Zündapp; you help Mater! Holley Shiftwell: Got it![Holley flies right on top of Francesco, disorienting him].Francesco Bernoulli: WHAT IS HAPPENING?! [He weaves through the traffic and speeds toward Tower Bridge, where Tony Trihull is waiting for him by the River Thames.].Tony Trihull: [last words] Hurry Professor! Professor Zündapp: Aah! Finn McMissile: [to Professor Zündapp] Ha! Do you really think I'm goin' to let you float away, Professor?! Mater: McQueen, let go! Lightning: Never! Blue Gremlin: [via headset] Hey they're coming your way. Grem: [last words] Let's go. Professor Zündapp: Give it up, McMissile!! [Finn refuses to give up and launches bombs at Tony, who looks at them in horror. The bombs then explode massively, killing and destroying Tony once and for all, and Professor Zündapp is captured by Finn. Holley is then seen catching up to Lightning and Mater.]Holley: Mater, stop! Mater: No way! You could get hurt. Holley: [gasps; sees Grem and Acer heading towards Lightning and Mater with guns drawn] Oh, no. [She bumps into Grem and Acer] Acer & Grem: AAH! Holley Shiftwell: [shining a blue light on Mater's hood, showing the bomb that was planted on Mater to McQueen] Mater, we've gotta get that bomb off you. Lightning McQueen: Bomb? Mater: [explains to his friend] Yeah, they strapped it to me to kill you as a backup plan. Lightning McQueen: Backup plan? Mater, who put a bomb on you? [Finn arrives with Professor Zündapp strapped up] Professor Zündapp: [to Lightning] You. Why didn't my death ray KILL YOU?! Lightning McQueen: [astonished] DEATH RAY?! Finn McMissile:: Turn off the bomb, Zündapp! (Now!) Professor Zündapp: Are you all so dense? It's voice-activated. Everything is voice-activated these days. Mater: Deactivate! Deactivate! Bomb Computer: Voice denied. [activates countdown timer for 5:00; Mater gasps in shock] Professor Zündapp: Oops! [scoffs] Did I forget to mention it can only be disarmed by the one who activated it? Holley Shiftwell: [firmly pulls out her taser gun] Say it! Professor Zündapp: [nonchalantly] Deactivate. Bomb Computer: Voice denied. [timer subtracts to a minute minute] Mater: [alarmed] Whoa! Professor Zündapp: [latesting words] Oh. I'm not the one who activated it. Would anyone else like to try? [gets tazed by Holley and knocked out unconscious] Finn McMissile: [smirks] You read my mind. Holley Shiftwell: Ugh, he was getting on my nerves. Lightning McQueen: What do we do? Victor Hugo: It's very simpleː You blow up. [The whole group of lemons surrounds the four.] Lightning McQueen: I'm gonna go out on a limb here - these are the guys that want me dead, correct? Vladimir: It's nothing personal. Mater: Fellers, listen, I know what you're going through. Everybody's been laughing at me my whole life too. But becoming powerful and rich beyond your wildest dreams ain't gonna make you feel better. [The lemons seem to take this in] J. Curby Gremlin: [deploying his gun] Yeah, but it's worth a shot! [Red, with Sally behind him, squirts J. Curby and four gremlins who are hiding behind a fence. Finn shoots his harpoon line at the four Hugos and uses his grappling hooks to slam them into each other. Holley deploys her wings, taking hold of two of the Hugos and slamming them into a pair of gremlins. Meanwhile, Luigi and Guido detach their tires, which immobilizes the gremlins.] Guido: Pitstop! [Flo shines her lights on Vladimir temporarily blinding him] Sheriff: [puts a boot on Vladmir] Not today boys!! [Mater yells as he karate hits and slams Ivan, two Hugos, and lasso throws Tubbs Pacer out which Ramone sternly spray paint swipes him in the right eye giving him a bit of pinkeye][Finn, Mater, Lightning, Holley, Sheriff, Luigi, & Guido sternly glare at the remaining lemons and Tubbs Pacer with angered looks]Tubbs Pacer: Retreat!![The remaining lemons and Tubbs Pacer flee the area, but stop when they see Sarge with the British military.]Sarge: Thanks for the help, Corporal. Josh Coolant: Anything for one of Pops' mates. Guido: [Tries to unscrew the bomb from Mater's hood, but fails] Con questi bulloni e il cavo, la mia chiave non funziona! [frustratingly throws his tool gun towards the ground and walks away]Lightning McQueen: [to Luigi] Wh-What's he saying? What's wrong? Luigi: None of his wrenches fit the bolts! Mater: [looks and then has a realization] I get it. I get it! I know what needs to be done! Lightning McQueen: Then do it! Mater: What? No. I can't do it. Look, nobody takes me seriously. I know that now. This ain't Radiator Springs. Lightning McQueen: Yes, it is. Look, you're yourself in Radiator Springs. Be yourself here. And if... if people aren't taking you seriously, then they need to change, not you. I know that now because I was wrong before. Now, you can do this. You're the bomb. Mater: [starts to feel better] Thanks, buddy. Lightning McQueen: No, no, no, you're the actual bomb! Now let's go! Mater: Oh, right! Hang on! [Lightning hooks up to him and drives away with him][Mater has delivered Lightning to Buckingham Palace and exposes the bomb to the audience with barely 2 minutes left on the clock, causes a massive scramble]Finn McMissile: [arriving; to the audience] Hold your fire! He can't disarm it! Mater, I don't know what you're doing, [Holley arrives] but stand down now! Mater: This ain't nothing at all like Radiator Springs. Lightning McQueen: Mater, just cut to the chase. Mater: Okay. It's him! [points to Miles]Sir Miles Axlerod: What? Me? You've got to be crazy. Mater: I figured it out when I realized y'all attached this tickin' time bomb with Whitworth bolts, the same bolts that hold together that old British engine from the photograph. Holley, show that picture! Holley Shiftwell: Okay. [shows the holographic photo of the mysterious hood engine]Mater: And then I remembered what they said about old British engines: "If there ain't no oil under 'em, there ain't no oil in 'em". Sir Miles Axlerod: What is he talking about? Mater: It was you leaking oil at the party in Japan. [Flashbacks at Tokyo Miles leaks oil and blames it on Mater] You just blamed it on me. [Flashback ends]Sir Miles Axlerod: Electric cars don't use oil, you twit! Mater: Then you're fakin' it. You didn't convert to no electric. [Miles realizes that he's no longer fooled, then backs away] When we pop that hood, we gonna see that engine from that picture right there. Sir Miles Axlerod [panicking] This lorry's crazy! He's gonna kill us all! [backs up to the edge of the stage] Stay away! Holley Shiftwell: But Sir Axlerod created the race, Mater. Why would he want to hurt anyone? Mater: To make Allinol look bad so everybody'd go back to using oil, I mean, he said it himself with that disgusted voice. Sir Miles Axlerod: "Disguised voice"? What are you talking about? You're nuts, you are! Prince William: This is going nowhere fast; we really should go, Grandmother. The Queen: One moment, I'd like to see where this is going.[The bomb's countdown is at 29 seconds]Finn McMissile: Mater, he created Allinol. Mater: Yeah, but what if he found that huge oil field just as the world was tryna find somethin' else? What if he came up with Allinol just to make alternative fuel look bad? Sir Miles Axlerod: [as the bomb's countdown goes from 19-18 seconds] "What if"? You're basing this on a "what if"?!Security Guard #1: Okay, that's it. Security Guard #2: Right, lads, clear out! [the other guards evacuate, followed by the Queen and the spectators]Sir Miles Axlerod:; Wait, somebody save me! The lorry's crazy! Keep away, you idiot! Finn McMissile: [concerned] Mater? Holley Shiftwell: [worried] Mater! Sir Miles Axlerod: Someone, do something! Car in Crowd: [alarmed] Drive away!? [Mater stands his ground, glaring at Miles, while everyone braces for the explosions includes Police Crusiers Finn McMissile Holley Shiftwell and Lightning McQueen]Sir Miles Axlerod: You're insane, you are! [the bomb counts down at 3-2 seconds] DEACTIVATE! [The bomb's countdown stops at 1 second, then shows the words "Voice Accepted"]Bomb Computer: Bomb deactivated. Have a nice day, Sir Axlerod :).[Mater smiles in satisfaction. The police cruisers surround a shocked Miles, as Mater pops the hood open, revealing the mysterious V-8 engine.]Finn McMissile: The engine from the photo. Holley Shiftwell: [Compares the image] It's a perfect match. Sir Miles Axlerod: [last words; in disbelief] How did the tow truck figure it out?ǃ [getting escorted away by the police cruisers, offscreen]Lightning McQueen: [to Mater] It's official. You're coming to all my races from now on. Mater: Now you're talking![they forgivingly bump their tires][For his actions, Mater is being knighted by the Queen]The Queen: I hereby dub you, Sir Tow Mater.[the crowd cheers and applauds]Mater: "Sir"? Shoot, you can just call me Mater, Your Majesty. I don't wanna hear none of this "sir" business. By the way, have y'all met each other? Queen, McQueen. McQueen, Queen. McQueen, McMissile. McMissile, McQueen. Queen, McMissile. Mater: So, there we were, my rocket jets goin' full blast, McQueen hangin' on for dear life, when suddenly, them two nasty lemons come out of nowhere with guns drawn. We was goners. But then, out of nowhere, this beautiful spy car swoops in from the sky to save us. Minny: That's a very entertaining story, young man. Van: Oh, Minny, please. Come on! None of this happened. Rocket jets, flying spy cars-- Holley Shiftwell: [out of nowhere] No, you're quite right. [landing] It does sound a bit far-fetched. Mater: Holley! What are you doing here? Holley Shiftwell: Hello, Mater! It's so good to see you again. Mater: Finn! Finn McMissile: Our satellites picked up an urgent communiqué. Luigi: So, you got-a my email. Mater: Oh, man. Y'all is gon' have a great time. Everybody, this here's Finn McMissile. He's a secret agent. Don't tell nobody. And this is Holley Shiftwell. She's-- Holley Shiftwell: I'm Mater's girlfriend. It's so nice to meet you all.[Guido's jaw drops, his forks hit the ground in shock]Luigi: [smiling] Guido believe you now. Flo: [Looking At Holley's Dent] Whoa Honey, You Got A Nasty Dent There. Holley Shiftwell: Yeah. Van: Was that from when you swooped in and you saved them in London? Minny: Van! Van: What, I'm just asking! Flo: Ah, don't you worry, sweet pea. My baby Ramone can get that fixed up for you in no time. Ramone: Yeah, sure thing, man. No problem, just let me go get my tools. Holley Shiftwell: Oh-no-no, I-I'm keeping that dent; it's way too valuable. Mater: [Grins].Lizzie: A valuable dent, oh, She's as crazy as Mater. Mack: Oh, those two are perfect for each other. Lightning McQueen: You know, there's one thing I still don't get. The bad guys hit me with the beam from the camera, right? So, why didn't I... Mater: [finishing his friend's question] Explode in a fiery inferno? Lightning McQueen: Yeah. Finn McMissile: We couldn't figure that out, either. Holley Shiftwell: Our investigation proved that Allinol was actually gasoline, and Axlerod engineered it so when it got hit by the beam, it would explode. Lightning McQueen: Wait a second, Fillmore; You said my fuel was safe.[Everyone turns and curiously looks at Fillmore]Fillmore: If you're implying that I switched out that rot-gut excuse for alternative fuel with my all-natural, sustainable, organic biofuel just because I never trusted Axlerod, you're dead wrong, man. It was him. [points to Sarge]Sarge: Once big oil, always big oil... man. Fillmore: Tree-hugger.[The camera captures a banner reading "Radiator Springs Grand Prix" before panning down to reveal Sheriff slowly cruising along the main road, followed by the World Grand Prix racers, as spectators watch from behind hay bales serving as barriers.].Sheriff: The Radiator Springs Grand Prix is about to begin. All spectators, clear the starting line. Lewis Hamilton: Man, I can't wait to get rocking; this is gonna be wicked! Jeff Gorvette: Yeah, we should do this every year. Lightning McQueen: Yeah, I just figured we never found out who the world's fastest car is, plus no press, no trophy, just racing the way I like it. Francesco Bernoulli: Francesco likes it like this too. Lightning McQueen: Francesco, I'd like you to meet— Francesco Bernoulli: Signorina Sally, it is official: Lightning McQueen is the luckiest car in the world. Sally Carrera: Why thank you. [Chuckles].???: ??? Taglines Fuel the love. Spy it only in theaters June 24, 2011. The mission begins. From the creators of Toy Story 3. Original score composed by Michael Giacchino. They're not just racing around the world; they're racing to save the world. See also Cars Cars 3 Bloopers & Outtakes Grem: Hey Professor Z, this is one of those British spies we told you about. Acer: Yeah, this one we caught sticking his bumper where it didn't belong. Professor Zündapp: Agent Leland Turbo.[Acer reveals a red Runwell-Type SR (Leland) alive and playfully grinning].Leland Turbo: Surprise![Zündapp blinks and shakes his hood as he, Finn, & the extras start laughing].Finn McMissile: [Adds his two cents] Leland, You Look Good! Leland Turbo: [Grins up at his friend] I know, it's such a relief isn't it? Grem: [Chuckles] Looks like he got away. Director: Get off the set Leland! [Chuckles A Little Himself] Okay people, let's try this again. ~Beep~ Grem: Hey Professor Z, this is one of those British spies we told you about. Acer: Yeah, this one we caught sticking his bumper where it didn't belong. Professor Zündapp: Agent Leland Turbo.[Acer reveals a little yellow robot with a giraffe's neck & goggle-eyes, it opens it's front to offer them a red cube of crushed metal].WALL-E: Wall-E.[The actors all stare for a minute once more before dissolving into chuckles].Professor Zündapp: I think this is the wrong movie. Leland Turbo: [Sticks his nose onto the set] He was interested in the prop earlier; I didn't know he was going to go after it.[The little robot curiously gazes around at the laughing cars].Director: [Laughing] Wall-E, your girlfriend is waiting in the green room![Wall-E begins to wander off-set].Director: Alright everyone, one more time, I want to get this done! Leland Turbo: [Chuckles] Today hopefully. Finn McMissile: [Snorts] Not with you around we won't. Cast Owen Wilson — Lightning McQueen Larry the Cable Guy — Mater Michael Caine — Finn McMissile Emily Mortimer — Holley Shiftwell Eddie Izzard — Miles Axlerod John Turturro — Francesco Bernoulli Brent Musburger — Brent Mustangburger Thomas Kretschmann — Professor Zündapp Joe Mantegna — Grem Peter Jacobson — Acer Stanley Townsend — Victor Hugo Bonnie Hunt — Sally Cheech Marin — Ramone Paul Nakauchi — Shu Todoroki Jeff Gordon — Jeff Gorvette Lewis Hamilton — Himself Darrell Waltrip — Darrell Cartrip Franco Nero — Uncle Topolino John Ratzenberger — Mack David Hobbs — David Hobbscap Teaser Trailer Announcer: The most advanced technology, the most exotic locations, the most dangerous assignments. Next summer, get ready to roll with the world's newest secret agents.[Lightning and Mater are putting red lights around them]Lightning McQueen: Mater? 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