Simply Irresistible (film)

Simply Irresistible is a 1999 American romantic comedy film about a magical crab that works wonders for a terrible chef's culinary skills, leading her towards the man of her dreams. Directed by Mark Tarlov. Written by Judith Roberts. A bewitching romance.taglines Tom Bartlett It's like riding a bicycle. The first nine times you fall off but the tenth time you can go on for miles. If the broom fits, ride it! Jonathan Bendel I like you, Lois. You're like a man. You think with your nuts. Nolan Traynor Even Dumbo flew without his feather. Lois McNally This is nutty... hazelnutty. Dialogue Amanda: My friend Nolan told me this thing about men and sex, that they think about it 238 times a day and when they do, they adjust their belts. Tom: That's ridiculous. No, no. Not the belt-- I meant the amount. That's ridiculous. Do the math I'm awake maybe 17 hours a day. Times 60 would be 1020, divided by 238. That would be sex about every 4 minutes... Yeah, yeah. That's about right. Amanda: I've been here 20 minutes. Tom: I think I've loved you since that first day in the market. Amanda: You mean the day I had my hand up your pants? Men are so easy. Tom: Oh yeah. Tom: I love shoes. Brian in Shoes: Me too, Mr. Bartlett. Tom: I love how we sell shoes. I love how we sell them in twos, it's so... Noah's Ark! Tom: She cursed me. She said in this creepy little voice, a man's character is his destiny... Lois: Oh... She's a wise witch. She casts her spells in proverbs. Amanda: That's impossible. Tom: Why's that? Amanda: One good sexual thought takes at least 20 minutes. Tom: Very bold plate selection, I might add. Explains the outlift. Amanda: To eliminate a necklace would've taken another half hour. Tom: I see. Amanda: Doesn't look like it takes you very long. Tom: Touché. I do seem to come out of the shower fully dressed in a blue suit. Taglines A bewitching romance. Magic opened up their hearts... Love did the rest. Cast Sarah Michelle Gellar - Amanda Shelton Sean Patrick Flannery - Tom Bartlett Patricia Clarkson - Lois McNally Dylan Baker - Jonathan Bendel Christopher Durang - Gene O'Reilly Larry Gilliard Jr. - Nolan Traynor Betty Buckley - Aunt Stella Amanda Peet - Chris Małgorzata Zajączkowska - Mrs. Mueller External links 0145893 Simply Irresistible simply_irresistible Simply Irresistible Category:1999 films Category:1990s American films Category:American romantic comedy films Category:Cooking films Category:Films about chefs