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The Incredible Crash Dummies (film)
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The Incredible Crash Dummies is a 1993 American-Canadian computer-animated television special. It was produced in 1993. In the United States, it originally aired on Fox Kids. It was later repacked as a video to be sold with two of the Crash Dummy action figures (Ted and a "purple/gold" repainted Junkman). It was the first full-length television cartoon created using computer graphics.
Directed by Mark Mariutto. Written by Savage Steve Holland and Bill Kopp.
Don't You Be a Dummy. Buckle Your Safety Belt, and leave the crashing to us.
Dr. Zub
Ted's head has been altered to fit only the Torso 9000. You could say, Ted's really sticking his neck out for safety! [chuckles]
Dialogue
Spin: Boy! This is really super-secret, eh Doc?
Dr. Zub: [chuckles; to Spin] You bet your lugnuts!
[Slick and Spin crash a motorcycle]
Slick: That was beautiful, Spin -- I just went to pieces!
Spin: Really? Did the camera get it?
Slick: I forgot to take the lens-cap off.
Spin: Give me my leg so I can run away!
Ted: But I need my body! It's got my arms and legs on it!
Slick: We'll find it!
Spin: Yeah! It didn't just get up and walk away.
Dr. Zub: [indicating a Junkman-shaped hole in the door] As a matter of fact, Spin, that's precisely what happened.
Junkman: Piston Head! Get me that microdisc!
Piston Head: As you command, master. What is the first step?
Junkman: To get off the roof, you idiot!
Piston Head: As you command, o junkful one.
[Piston Head steps off the roof and falls into a rubbish skip]
Junkman: What a moron.
Dr. Zub: That was quite a test-run out there!
Ted: I ironed out a few bugs. How's the Torso 9000?
Dr. Zub: The Torso is fine, Ted -- and once we get you back together, you'll be fine, too. After all, you've got a good head on your shoulders.
Ted: Not at the moment, Doc.
Voice cast
James Rankin as Slick and Jackhammer.
Michael Carvana as Spin.
John Stocker as Dr. Zub and Horst.
Dan Hennessey as Junkman.
Lee MacDougall as Ted.
Richard Binsley as Spare Tire and Pistonhead.
Paul Haddad as Bull and Daryl.
Susan Roman as Computer voice.
External links
Category:1993 films
Category:American animated short films
Category:Canadian animated short films
Category:Computer-animated short films
Category:Children's animated adventure short films
Category:Animated action short films
Category:Animated TV specials
Category:Animated television films
Category:Fox Kids shows