The Nekci Menij Show

The Nekci Menij Show is a 2012 British animated web series created by David Monger. The show centers on the conflictive relationships of female popstars, and serves as a satire of the public's perception and scrutiny of female popstars, as well as a parody of stan culture. Season 1 Trolling Brinty Nekci Menij: Hay Brinty. Brinty Spreas: Hrey! Nekci Menij: Brinty, yr such a flop. Brinty Spreas: Nekci, y wud u sey dis to me? Nekci Menij: U havnt had a hit in yrs. Brinty Spreas: Dis is upsetin me. Nekci Menij: Even Rhenna is beter dan u, and luk at teh state of dat. Brinty Spreas: Nekci, y tho? Nekci Menij: Brinty pls. Ladey Gags: Hay Rhenna. Rhenna: Hrey Gags, wuu2? Ladey Gags: Jus bin tourin n drivin n stuf. Da Quen B Kety Perr: Hay Nekci! Nekci Menij: WTF Kety? U luk lyk shite. Try to b orignel nxt tym. Bayonse: Gooorl! WTF is this? Nekci Menij: O, hrey Bayonse. Bayonse: Nekci, this is bayond a jk. U 2 r copyin me. Kety Perr: Whats--? Bayonse: W0, wo, wo. Hu is dis? Kety Perr: Im Kety Perr. Bayonse: Nvr herd of u Karly. Nekci, hu is dis bitch? Nekci Menij: Its Kety Perr. Bayonse: I dnt no any Stacey, she can go suk a dik. Kety Perr: K. Bayonse: Im da Quen B. Nekci Menij: Erm, ders only wun quen, and dats Medoner... bitch. Bayonse: Um hu? Medoner: L-V-U, Medoner. Kety Perr: Not again, OMG. Bayonse: O shit, not dat bitch. Nekci Menij: Medoner, dese hoes copyied me. Medoner: WTF Nekci?! Dont spek to me agen! Y u in my hous? Bayonse: Nekci, u sed dis was ur hous. Nekci Menij: Bayonse pls. Medoner: Spekin of wich, hu wants to buy my new ablum MDNE? Nekci Menij: How meny do u hav left? Medoner: Lyk 2 or sumthin. [lots of albums fall on Kety Perr] ...Poor Kelly. Telephone Medoner: Nekci, if ur goin to halp me I need u to undrstadn how I werk. Nekci Menij: K. Medoner: U probly havnt seen one of thee bfor. Im told its the newist thing; all the kids r on it. [landline phone appears] I think its cald Facebook. [telehone rings] O, luk, sum1s tweeting me. Helo, quen of pop speking. O Nekci, its for u. Ladey Gags: Loool! Rhenna: Gags, y did u say u where me? Ladey Gags: Rhenna, I dunt undersatnd ur qwestun. Anywey, im stil in a troling mood. Hu shal we cal? Xtine: Helo? Ladey Gags: Hi Xtine, I jus got arrestid for spedin. Xtine: OMG Gags, so interestign! Ladey Gags: I was goin to fast up the charts, honey. Al sortid now tho. Dey made me lisen to Bionic as comunety servis. Xtine: I wud giv a wity repons abut ur letist flop album, but I hav nvr lisend to ur werk. Hold on I hav anutha call. Medoner: Hrelo? Kety Perr: Hay, its me, Kety. Jus wondrin if u wan 2 c my new flim Pert of Me in 3D-- Medoner: No, I dnt Keisha. Medoner: So wher wer we? Nekci Menij: U wer abt to cahnge ur wil and leav all ur muny to Nekci Menij then comit sucide. Medoner: K, if u sey so Xtine. Xtine: WTF Nekci? Get out of our convo! Nekci Menij: Hold on gentelmen, I hav anuthr call. Bayonse: Bayonse on the line for Gags. Ladey Gags: Hrey Bayonse, hav u herd Medoners new album is a flop? Bayonse: Not now Gags, ive decidid to refrom destins child but kely is busy and i cant rember the othr 1s naem. Do u wana b in it? Ladey Gags: Sure Bayonse, that snds swell. Xtine: Can I b in it? [Bayonse and Gags hang up] Fyn! Bron Dis Wey Kety Perr: Hay Gags! Ladey Gags: Wholey shet! The fak do u want Kety? Kety Perr: Gags, rember wen I visetid te othr dey? Ladey Gags: Vivedly. I haf sins changd my adres. Kety Perr: Wel, u sed u wud com to teh premer of my new flim Pert of Me in-- Ladey Gags: O Kety, im v soray. By sum crule twast of fete I haf sceduld myslef to perfrom my "Bron Dis Wey Bal" at the esact sem tym. Kety Perr: But I diednt sey wut tym teh flim sterted. Ladey Gags: Up on da stege, a fracshen of her age, nd i luk much betr dan Medoner. She is a flop (flop), her tits hav droped (droped), its bin yrs sins she hed a hit. Ke@$h₤r: Nekci cnt rap, she luks lyk crap and Destins Child oewn her. Rhenna dusnt rhyme wit anythen, but she is ovesly shit. Nekci Menij: Wow, Adole is obsesd wiv eatin. How orignel. Adole: Nekci, dnt be roud. Nekci Menij: O, sry Adole, ur ovusly prignent. Congretulashen! Adole: Um yes, dats it. I can heer teh beby kicin alredi. Kety Perr [in Adole's stomach]: Ders food evriwhar. Dis luks exacly lyk my video fer "Celifirn Gorls"... Haus Perty Medoner: So yeh Jasy J, iv alweys bin v popelar in the unated kengdim. Jasy J: O, so dats whey Giv Me Al Yur Lufin barly maed the Top 40. Maks senc Medoner. Medoner: O, sry Jasy i foergot 2 brake my own leg for simpethy sells. Jasy J: O, dat remends me, cen u sine my cast? Medoner: Shur thing darling [writes "get a career soon LVU medoner xoxo" on Jasy's cast]. Adole: Hay Gags, whers the bufey? I cent find the buffay. Ladey Gags: Calm ur tits Adole, dnt writ an ablum abut it. Ke@$h₤r maed anuthr bufet tabel jus for u. Adole: Tank fuk for dat. Ladey Gags: Altho loks lyk Merna & The Dermonds is abut to tek the last minic chaseceke. Adole: Wot? [Merna & The Dermonds eats the last mini cheesecake, which makes Adole cry with "Someone Like You" playing in the background] Medoner: Hay Xtine, iv got a jk for u. Xtine: K. Medoner: Wot wes ur last singel cald? Xtine: I dnt no Medoner, wot was it cald Medoner: Wel, if yuo dnt even no its no wender it mised the Top 100. Ke@$h₤r: Guise, eny requists for teh DJ? Medoner: Gorl Gon Waild. Nekci Menij: Pend The Alerm. Xtine: Not Myslef Tonite. Brinty Spreas: I wena go. Ke@$h₤r: Gud idea Brinty. Brinty Spreas: No, I men I accualy wena go, dis perty is shiter than the remix [Brinty leaves the room]. Ke@$h₤r: O, did I her sum1 requist live perfromans of Blow by Ke@$h₤r? K then. External links Category:Internet shows