Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman

Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman is a 2000 film about the Chipmunks suspecting that their neighbor is a werewolf. Directed by Kathi Castillo. Written by John Loy. Dialogue [First lines; Alvin wakes up screaming from his werewolf nightmare, waking up Simon, Theodore, and Dave with a start] Theodore: Who was it this time, Alvin? Alvin: It was Wolfman. Theodore: Aye, nuts. Simon: I knew it. [takes out a tally chart of Alvin's monster nightmares] Two more Wolfman nightmares and Theodore owes me… [yawns and turns the lamp off] a new bunsen burner. Alvin: [turns the lamp back on] Wait a minute, guys. Let's stay up a while and… play. Simon: Alvin, it's late. [turns the lamp back off] Alvin: [turns the lamp back on again] Okay, I admit it. I'm freaked out! Who's our new neighbor? Theodore: Mr. Talbot? Alvin: Exactly. His dog was howling again. That always spooks me. Dave: [enters the Chipmunks' room and turns on the lights] Face it, Alvin. It's because you watch monster movies late at night. Alvin: Dave, has anyone talked to you about your dandruff? Dave: I mean it, Alvin! This is getting WAY out of hand! Now, back to sleep, everybody. You got school tomorrow. [turns off the lights] Theodore: [getting back in his bed] Oh, yeah, school. Simon: Theodore, since when don't you like avocadoes? Theodore: Since Nathan's been stealing my lunch. He hates them. Simon: Silly me. You wouldn't want to offend your attacker. Brittany: I hate fog. Simon: [sighs] It's nearly condensed water vapor suspended… Brittany: Like I care! It's creepy and it makes my hair frizz! Dave: [puts his hand on Alvin's shoulder, startling him] Alvin, that was Miss Miller. She has a house full of screaming Chipettes. Would you like to tell me why? Alvin: [nervously] Who's in the mood for lasagna? [Dave enters the Chipmunks' room and starts confiscating Alvin's monster merchandise] Alvin: [watching in shock] Dave, what are you doing?! Dave: This monster mania of yours has gotten completely out of control! As of now, your monster days are over! No movies, no models, NO Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde! [Alvin gasps in deep horrified shock] You're going cold turkey! [exits leaving Alvin with nothing] Alvin: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Alvin: Mr. Talbot is a werewolf! And I'm not going to rest until I prove it. Simon: And apparently, neither am I. Alvin: Are you in, or... in? Simon: Given those choices... I'm in. Dave: Theodore, what's wrong? [notices the bitten marks on his hand] What happened to your hand? Theodore: [softly weeping] I was coming back from Eleanor's… and I… I got bit by a dog! A really big one! [sobs softly] Brittany: I don't get it, Theodore was always the sweet one. Simon: What about me? Brittany: You're the smart one. Alvin: And me? Brittany: [scoffs] You're the other one. Dave: I've got to get to the school and warn the kids! [Last lines] Brittany: Theodore, Theodore, Theodore! Gosh, what do I have to do to get some attention around here? Grow fangs?!? Elenaor: [sees the DJ stand] Hmm... I've got a better idea. [Music starts playing] Principal Milliken: Children!? Children, please! Nothing too wild! Alvin: Us? Wild? Cast Ross Bagdasarian — Alvin Seville, Simon Seville, and Dave Seville Janice Karman — Theodore Seville, Brittany Miller, Jeanette Miller, and Eleanor Miller Maurice LaMarche — Lawrence Talbot and the Wolfman Miriam Flynn — Principal Milliken Rob Paulsen — Mr. Rochelle April Winchell — Madame Raya External links 0252227 Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman Category:2000 American animated films Category:2000 English-language films Category:Films directed by Kathi Castillo Category:Traditionally animated films Category:American children's animated comedy films Category:American children's animated horror films Category:Comedy horror films Category:Direct-to-video animated films Category:Alvin and the Chipmunks films Category:Films about werewolves