The Simpsons/Season 30

The Simpsons (1989–present) is an American animated sitcom broadcast by the Fox Broadcasting Company created by Matt Groening. The series is a satirical depiction of American life, epitomized by the Simpson family. Bart's Not Dead Dolph: Hey, Martin Princess. If you like that cello so much, why don't you marry it? Chalmers: No heckling! Skinner: Way to crush him, sir. Kearney: Hey, Skinner! If you like Chalmers so much, why don't you marry him? Skinner: Well, as the superintendent, he's married to all the principals. Chalmers: Thank you. You've made the anniversary of my wife's death even more depressing. Milhouse: She loves me, she loves me not. Oh, why do I always use flowers with two pedals? Ralph: I'm turning my back on you. [does a 360] Hi, Bart! Heartbreak Hotel My Way or the Highway to Heaven Genevieve Bouvier: 'My husband is a collaborator!' US Paratrooper: 'Well I've got a screenplay I've been looking for someone to help me write.' Genevieve Bouvier: 'Not zat kind.' US Paratrooper: 'If I just get something on the page, that's progress.' Treehouse of Horror XXIX Sea Captain: Fools! This whole contest was a ruse! [Homer then yelps after being grabbed by two Fogburyport citizens] You are here to be sacrifice to an evil god from the ocean depths. Lisa: SpongeBob? Sea Captain: No! To the eternal lord of horror, Cthulhu! Sea Captain: An eating contest against the monstrous Cthulhu? To him, the Great Barrier Reef is just an average barrier reef. Lisa: Well, my dad didn't eat breakfast. Cthulhu: Uh-oh. Baby You Can't Drive My Car From Russia Without Love Bart: Ho-ho. One Sumatran Breeding Rat, already in labor. Homer: [opens Bart's bedroom door, sternly] You paid for mail-order rats when your grandfather's nursing home is full of them? [the scene changes to the kitchen] All right, boy. I'm gonna find out just what you've been up to. [switches the light off, turns the torch on, Marge enters the kitchen and switches the light on] Bart: [gulps] Oh, Mom, thank god. Marge: [switches the light off, turns the torch on, hand it to Homer] This one's brighter. [to Bart] Now talk. What are you up to? All right, we'll make you talk. Give me your phone. Moe: I'm putting on pants for this! Werking Mom Krusty the Clown Principal Skinner: I come bearing the thing you journalists hate most. News. Daddicus Finch Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman. I'm here with three local blue-collar men who voted for Trump. How do you feel now? Blue-Collar Man: Please stop interviewing us. Kent Brockman: Never! 'Tis the 30th Season Mad About the Toy The Girl on the Bus Ralph: You were sleeping like teacher. Lisa: Oh, Ralph. I'm deceiving all the people I love, and it's so exciting. Ralph: Lies are like stars... they always come out. Lisa: Oh, my God, that's really profound. Ralph: I have five face holes! Homer: [yells at Bart] You do not say suck at the dinner table! Bart: But veggie loaf does suck. It sucks a whole truck full of butts. Homer: You leave trucks out of this. I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can Ned: Diddly? They can't say that on TV. The Clown Stays in the Picture 101 Mitigations I Want You (She's So Heavy) Ralph: [inside the lobster tank] I'm expensive! E My Sports Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy Girl's in the Band I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh D'oh Canada Lisa: While the children are bouncing around why we don't do a little bouncing too. Bart: That it's even more romantic than what you said at quarter backs. Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion External links The Simpsons season 30 Category:The Simpsons seasons