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Nick DiPaolo
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Nick DiPaolo (born January 31, 1962) is a stand-up comedian and writer.
Quotes
If hooking a car battery up to a monkey's brain will help find the cure for AIDS and save somebody's life, I have two things to say … the red is positive and the black is negative.
Attributed by Mikkelson
Barbara and David P.
1 November 2004
http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/bechtol.asp
"T. Bubba Bechtol"
Urban Legends Reference Pages
Snopes.com
2007-04-25
Possibly quoted earlier in Lois
Thomas
Comedian's Down-Home Style Attracts Audience
Knoxville News-Sentinel
S12
21 April 1999
External links
Category:Comedians from the United States
Category:Stand-up comedians from the United States
Category:Living people
Category:People from Massachusetts
Category:1962 births