Saturday Night Live/Season 26

Rob Lowe/Eminem [26.1] Jim Lehrer (Chris Parnell): Well, that brings us to the close of tonight's debate. Each candidate will now give a brief closing statement. Al Gore (Darrell Hammond): Jim, may I make two closing statements? Jim Lehrer: I'm afraid not. In fact, we are almost out of time, so I will instead ask each candidate to sum up, in a single word, the best argument for his candidacy. Governor Bush? George W. Bush (Will Ferrell): Strategery. Jim Lehrer: Vice-President Gore. Al Gore: Lock-box. Jennifer Lopez [26.11] Tracy Morgan: Live from New York, it's Jennifer Lopez's booty! Conan O'Brien/Don Henley [26.14] Tina Fey: According to a report released Tuesday, female inmates in the United States have been victims of sexual misconduct by corrections employees in every state, except Minnesota. So ladies, if you wanna rob a bank, but you don’t want your cooter poked, head to beautiful Minnesota, land of 10,000 lakes. Christopher Walken/Weezer [26.20] Centaur Doctor: Are we going to ask any questions about my medical background? Interviewing Doctor: The rest of the interview will be centaur questions. Interviewing Doctor: Is there centaur pornography? Centaur Doctor: Yes, there is centaur porn. Interviewing Doctor: If I were to watch centaur porn, but with a piece of cardboard covering the horse parts, would I find the female actresses attractive? Centaur Doctor: Maybe, but you gotta remember: sooner or later, there's gonna be a horse penis in there. Category:Saturday Night Live seasons