Kelly Osbourne

thumb|right|Kelly Osbourne in 2009 Kelly Michelle Lee Osbourne (born 27 October 1984 in London, England) is a British singer and actress. She is the daughter of Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne, and the sister of Jack Osbourne. Quotes The Osbournes Jack, stop telling people you're Ozzy Osbourne's son to get into places, you're a fucking loser! You haven't done anything, its your fucking daughter. I just got a call --when I'm in Tiffany-- from some woman telling me how I should prepare my vagina for my gynecologist appointment tomorrow. She booked me a fucking gynecologist appointment! Yeah, that's what I was wondering!! Who the fuck is Will Rogers? You don't go to someone's father, "I don't like the redness in your hair". It's fucking rude. I would never go to her father, "Oh, I don't like the baldness, maybe you should get a fucking tupee. You're not driving my car anymore Mum, I'm sorry. Mom, I have something to tell you. My thong, is so far up my crack right now. My teeth, my car, my vagina, my business. I don't really care what people think about my hair. It's my hair, so why should they care? Ooh, that rhymed. She's pissing in the bottle....just like she shit in Dad's bag of weed in Hawaii. Jack, you have like serious anger management issues. The View If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilet, Donald Trump? About With parents like heavy metal rocker Ozzy Osbourne and entertainment impresario/personality Sharon Osbourne, you might have anger management issues, too. Baltimore Jewish Times, Jan 30 2009 External links Category:Women singers from England Category:Models from England Category:Pop singers Category:Actresses from London Category:Fashion designers from England Category:Women activists from England Category:LGBT rights activists Category:1984 births Category:Living people Category:Vegetarians Category:Television personalities Category:Women born in the 1980s