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The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy/Season 6
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The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 | Evil Con Carne | Grim & Evil | Underfist: Halloween Bash
The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy (2003–2007), also known as simply Billy & Mandy, is an American animated television series created by Maxwell Atoms that aired on Cartoon Network. The two main characters, Billy and Mandy, have obliged the Grim Reaper to be their best friend forever after having won a bet over a sick hamster.
Everything Breaks / The Show That Dare Not Speak Its Name [6.01]
Miss Butterbean: Billy, is it remotely possible that you have your science project ready?
Billy: [beholds the Endsville playset] A natural disaster. [carries a meteor toy] GIANT ASTEROID FROM OUTER SPACE! [slams the meteor toy onto the Endsville playset and the meteor toy smashes through a window] I suppose a giant meteor should work.
The Secret Snake Club vs. P.E. / King Tooten Pooten [6.02]
Billy: Are there any chocolate cupcakes?
Pud'n: What happens if I eat the chocolate cupcake?
Irwin: Chocolate gives me diarrhea, yo!
CIA agent: So, you want to join our organization.
Billy: What organization?
CIA agent: The CIA.
Billy: J, K, L, M, N, O, P!
CIA agent: Wait, what?
Billy: Q, R, S, P, U, Z! Now I know my ABCs, next time won't you sing with ME?!
CIA agent: ...Do you think you have what it takes to join us?
Billy: I have a rash on my butt!
CIA agent: Okay...
Billy: My mom says not to touch it, but I do anyway. PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MOM!
CIA agent: Uh, sure.
Billy: Are you invisible?
CIA agent: No, Billy, I'm in a different room.
Billy: The bathroom?
CIA agent: ...Billy, what if we warped your mind so that you'd be cooler?
Billy: I LIKE FRENCH FRIES!
Viper: Shut up!
Wiggly: You shut up!
Viper: No, you shut up!
Wiggly: No, you shut up!
Viper: No, you shut up!
Wiggly: No, you shut up!
[Billy and the boys continue to repeat Wiggly and Viper argument]
Viper: Shut up!
Wiggly: Shut up! Shut up!
Viper: Shut up! Shut Up!
Wiggly: No, you shut up!
Viper: No, you shut up!
Wiggly: No, you shut up!
Viper: Shut up! Shut up! I said shut up!
Wiggly: I said shut up!
Viper: Oh, you shut up! You shut up!
Wiggly: All of you, SHUT UP! This oath is over, do you understand?!
Billy Gets an "A" / Yeti or Not, Here I Come [6.03]
Yeti: You know what hatches from this egg?
Billy: [confused] A two-headed grandma?
Nergal's Pizza / Hey, Water You Doing? [6.04]
Company Halt / Anger Mismanagement [6.05]
Bunny: Pat my belly, [pauses, Deep hoarse voice] PAT MY BELLY!
Billy: Hey, bear butt! Bet you can't hit me with one of those stupid rubber bands.
Hector: Bear Butt? Prepare to be destroy, little boy!
[The big rubber band fire at Billy, he jump away and aim at Skarr's garden instead]
Skarr: My garden, MY GLORIOUS GARDEN! I told you to stay away from my garden.
Waking Nightmare / Beware the Undertoad [6.06]
Exercise Dude: You! I need your bicycle!
Bicycle Guy: What? Why?
Exercise Dude: BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY!!
The Most Greatest Love Story Ever Told Ever / Detention X [6.07]
Nergal Jr.: What's it feel like, being in love, Irwin?
Irwin: It's like a beautiful flower inside your chest that's trying to burst out through your ribcage.
Billy: Like my dad's heartburn!
[Irwin is too nervous to give Mandy the Valentines card he made for her]
Nergal Jr.: Irwin, you HAVE to give Mandy your card. You put your soul into making it! Your blood, Your sweat, Your tears!
Billy: ...Your puke!
Irwin: [After Nergal Jr. gets Mandy to go out with him] YOU... STOLE... MY... WOMAN!
Nergal Jr.: I've gotta stop making my hand big like that.
Irwin: I'm not the cool stud you think I am!
Billy: SCARY CLOWNS! THEY'LL DESTROY US ALL!
Billy: What the- Sp-sp-sp-sp-SPIDERS! [screams]
[Stuck in the Detention Dimension with Billy]
Grim: This is going to be a long eternity...
El Dia de Los Muertos Estupidos / Heartburn [6.11]
Mandy: I thought we are going out for a hamburger. We've been in this car for hours. I get cranky when I get hungry!
Billy: I get hungry when I'm cranky! We're like twins! [burps as Mandy punches the back of the seat where Billy sits causing him to have an airbag on his own face]
Dick: [angrily] Irwin!
Dick: Go give that pacifier back to that baby!
Dick: How would you like it if he stole your mouse head collection?