Jason X

Jason X (also known as Friday the 13th Part X: Jason X) is a 2001 science fiction horror film slasher film directed by James Isaac. It is the tenth in the Friday the 13th film series. The film made $16,951,798 worldwide with a budget of $14 million. Dialogue Janessa: What the hell is that? Lowe: My god, he's a monster. Can anyone tell me what's on his face? Janessa: Some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit? Tsunaron: It's a hockey mask. Lowe: Very good, Tsun. Janessa: What's a hockey mask? KAY-EM 14: Facial armor used in a sport outlawed in 2024. Lowe: Amazing. Absolute museum quality. We are looking at the find of the century, here. KAY-EM 14: So do you like them? Tsunaron: Sure, they're great. I wasn't sure that the polystyrine would bind properly with your outer... [KAY-EM 14's nipples fall off] Tsunaron': Oh, geez. Looks like I'll have to double the glucomazine. KAY-EM 14: If they were fixed, would that make you happy. Tsunaron: Yeah, sure. KAY-EM 14: Maybe then you would want to have sex with me? Tsunaron: Er...well, you're not really programmed for that kind of stuff, Kay-Em. It might fry your emotional cortex. KAY-EM 14: You are afraid I would malfunction? Tsunaron: If past history holds true, you'll end up as psycho and batty as every other girl I've gone to bed with. I would never want to do that to you. KAY-EM 14: I wouldn't mind. Tsunaron: Look, Kay-Em. Let's not complicate things. I like our relationship just the way it is. Crutch: Hey, you're lucky you weren't alive during the Microsoft conflict. Hell, we were beating each other with our own severed limbs. Kay-Em 14: [to Jason] Afraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now. [Kay-Em 14's head has been separated from her body] Kay-Em 14: I AM real. Brodski: It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog. [Jason stabs him through the chest again] Yeah, that oughta do it here. Rowan: I don't think he's out there... Janessa: Why don't you just stick your head out and have a peek? [Jason approaches Professor Lowe and reaches out for a machete sitting next to him] Professor Lowe: [scared] Oh, you want your machete! [laughs it off] Shit, it's yours! Take it! Just remember who got it back for ya... [Jason stares at him] [calling out] Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back! Janessa: I'm real bitchy when I wake up. Tsunaron: Did you just wake up? Brodski: How long has she been dead? Kay-Em 14: 4.55 Centuries. Brodski: That's one hell of a wake-up call. Sven: What do we do with this guy? Brodski: I promised the professor that we take this guy alive. After you blow him all to hell, put one in his leg so we can tell the professor we tried. Brodski: What the Hell is going on? Rowan: Jason-fucking-Voorhees, that's what's going on! Tsunaron: Whoops. Rowan: What do you mean, "whoops?" Tsunaron: Nothing. Rowan: Not nothing. You just don't say "Oops." What "oops?" Tsunaron: I think he saw me. Tsunaron: What do you think? Are we going to make it? Kay-Em 14: That statistical probability of survival is 12%. Tsunaron: 12%? Can you come up with better odds? Kay-Em 14: Nope. Tsunaron: Bullshit, Kay-Em! That's bullshit! Tsunaron: Are you telling there's absolutely no chance for us to better our odds? [Tsunaron and Kay-Em kiss] Kay-Em 14: Statistical probability of survival just went up to 53%. Tsunaron: You want to go for 100? Dieter Perez: You are one son of a bitch. Professor Lowe: Soon to be a rich son of a bitch. Kinsa: He's here! Rowan: Be quiet! Kinsa: But if he's here, he'll kill us. Rowan: [covers Kinsa's mouth] Be quiet! One more sound, and I'll snap your neck myself. Got it? [Kinsa nods] Janessa: She's good with people. Waylander: Now what? [Jason approaches] Janessa: Now basically, we... we die. Janessa: Just... don't wreck my pants. Janessa: Oh, this sucks on so many levels! [right before she is sucked out into space through the metal grate, shredding her] [talking about Jason's brain size] Tsunaron: How does he function with a brain that small? Janessa: Way manages. Waylander: That's very funny. [programmed to trick Uber-Jason] VR Teen Girl #1: Hey, do you want a beer? VR Teen Girl #2: Or do you wanna smoke some pot? VR Teen Girl #1: Or we can have premarital sex? [both remove their tops] VR Teen Girl #1, VR Teen Girl #2: We love premarital sex! Geko: Let's smoke this fucker. [Kay-Em 14 cartwheels] [to Jason] Kay-Em 14: Giddy-up! Crutch: Lou, I swear, you mess with an engineer, you'll end up with a waste hose in your bunk. Dieter Perez: A box of DVDs is not a gold mine. Rowan: How do we get off this ship? Waylander: I don't know. Rowan: Could you beam us off or something? Waylander: "Beam us off?" Janessa: Why don't you just admit it? You want me. Tsunaron: I couldn't be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine. Fat Lou: Kids and their goddamn field trips. Let's bring the psycho on board. Yeah, sure. I just know I'm gonna get blamed for this shit. [first lines] Pvt. Johnson: [to Jason] Why don't you stare at this for a while, you ugly bastard? [he covers Jason with a rag] Professor Lowe: Can someone tell me what's on his face? Janessa: Ahh... some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit? Tsunaron: It's a hockey mask. [Rowan slaps the professor hard as she awakes from cryo-suspension] Kay-Em 14: Vital signs are normal and strong. Professor Lowe: No shit. [Jason slices an alien in half in an alien simulation] Azrael: What the hell? Dallas: I thought this was an alien slim. Azrael: Yeah, it is. Pause play. [Jason moves towards them] I said, "pause play." Dallas: He's not pausing. Azrael: Yeah, I know that. [Jason stops in front of them] I think we need to re-boot. [Jason slashes Azrael's torso from his collarbone to his abdomen] That does not count as a kill. Dallas: [laughing] Yes, it does. [Jason then decapitates Dallas, his head rolls to the floor] Okay, screw this. Game over. Tsunaron: [Jason is just about to attack the others] Hey, Slappy. [Jason turns around] Got a little something for you. [Kay-Em comes out armed to the teeth] Tsunaron: Are you ready? Kay Em 14: I was built ready, baby. Dr. Wimmer: His unique ability to regenerate lost and damaged tissue, it's just it cries out for more research. Adrienne: [she takes off Jason's mask] Ah, poor baby, no wonder you wore this thing. [Jason's frozen body falls and chops off Azrael's arm] Kay-Em 14: [injects Azrael] 55 cc's of ethrine. You'll be fine. Azrael: Fine? I'm missing my arm! [Kay-Em slips a bandage on the nub of his arm, drug hits him] You're so pretty. Azrael: Aw, shit. I forgot my arm. Janessa: [hands him his arm] Yeah, here you go, dumbass. Azrael: Hi, hand. Dieter Perez: The other viable is marked Voorhees. That's not Jason Voorhees, is it? Professor Lowe: What do you know about him? Dieter Perez: Jason Voorhees. He killed nearly 200 people and simply disappeared without a trace. Under the right buyer, he could be worth a fortune. Professor Lowe: We've got him frozen here on the ship. Dieter Perez: You worked list of ownership? No list. He's my find. He's mine. Professor Lowe: What about your students? Dieter Perez: They're students. The educational experience will be enough. Taglines Evil gets an upgrade. Cast Kane Hodder as Jason Voorhees / Uber Jason Lexa Doig as Rowan Lafontaine Lisa Ryder as KM 14 Chuck Campbell as Tsunaron Jonathan Potts as Professor Brandon Lowe Peter Mensah as Sergeant Brodski Melyssa Ade as Janessa Melody Johnson as Kinsa Phillip Williams as Crutch Derwin Jordan as Waylander Dov Tiefenbach as Azrael Amanda Brugel as Geko Kristi Angus as Adrienne Thomas Yani Gellman as Stoney Todd Farmer as Dallas David Cronenberg as Dr. Wimmer See also Friday the 13th External links Category:2001 films Category:2000s American films Category:Slasher films Category:Science fiction horror films Category:Post-apocalyptic films Category:Space adventure films Category:Sequel films Category:Teen films Category:Supernatural horror films Category:Films about serial killers Category:Comedy horror films Category:Films set on fictional planets