Sideways

Sideways is a 2004 film about Miles and Jack as they spend Jack's last weekend as a bachelor wine tasting. Directed by Alexander Payne. Written by Alexander Payne and Jim Taylor. In search of wine. In search of women. In search of themselves. Miles If anyone orders Merlot I am leaving. I am not drinking fucking Merlot! It tastes like the back of a fucking L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bullshit. [Describing his passion for Pinot Noir] It's uh, it's thin-skinned, temperamental, ripens early. It's, you know, it's not a survivor like Cabernet, which can just grow anywhere and uh, thrive even when it's neglected. No, Pinot needs constant care and attention. You know? And in fact it can only grow in these really specific, little, tucked away corners of the world. And, and only the most patient and nurturing of growers can do it, really. Only somebody who really takes the time to understand Pinot's potential can then coax it into its fullest expression. Then, I mean, oh its flavors, they're just the most haunting and brilliant and thrilling and subtle and... ancient on the planet." I feel like a thumbprint on the skyscraper of life. Maya To open a bottle of 61 cheval blanc is enough reason to open a bottle of 61 cheval blanc. [Describing her passion for wine] I like to think about what was going on the year the grapes were growing; how the sun was shining; if it rained. I like to think about all the people who tended and picked the grapes. And if it's an old wine, how many of them must be dead by now. I like how wine continues to evolve, like if I opened a bottle of wine today it would taste different than if I'd opened it on any other day, because a bottle of wine is actually alive. And it's constantly evolving and gaining complexity. That is, until it peaks, like your '61. And then it begins its steady, inevitable decline. Jack You don't understand my plight. Consult your doctor before using this product. Side effects may include oily discharge, hives, loss of appetite, low blood pressure. If you have diabetes or a history of kidney trouble, you're dead, asshole! Cast Paul Giamatti - Miles Thomas Haden Church - Jack Virginia Madsen - Maya Sandra Oh - Stephanie External links 0375063 Sideways sideways Sideways Category:2004 American films Category:Road comedy-drama films Category:Films about vacationing Category:Midlife crisis films Category:Films directed by Alexander Payne Category:American romantic comedy-drama films Category:Films whose writers won Best Adapted Screenplay Academy Award Category:Films about alcohol