The Streets of San Francisco

thumb|Karl Malden as Lt. Mike Stone and Michael Douglas as Inspector Steve Keller The Streets of San Francisco (1972–1977) was an American crime drama TV show, airing on ABC, about a veteran cop with more than twenty years of experience who is teamed with a young Inspector to solve crimes in San Francisco, California. Season 1 Pilot [1.00] The Thirty-Year Pin [1.01] Lt. Roy Devitt: Now listen... Detective Lt. Mike Stone: No, you're right, Roy, I was way out of line. But a policeman's been shot - a brother. And there's some born scum out there laughing about it right now and I want to see him nailed. Lt. Roy Devitt: Yeah, I understand. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: I just want to make sure that the law stands by a man who spent his whole life trying to make it work. Lt. Roy Devitt: Okay, you call the shots. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: [rousting an ex-con] He used a .38 to cut down a cop. Eddie Suslow: Shot a cop? He can't be all bad. [Stone begins to boil with anger] Eddie Suslow: Okay, take it easy. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Now you know what's walking, running, and crawling. You know who's hard up and wo's holding on. I want you on the street with your ear to the pavement, and I want the name of that punk who pulled the trigger. You just call me every hour on the hour. Eddie Suslow: Or what? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: You just be two minutes late and I'll show you "or what." The First Day of Forever [1.02] Inspector Steve Keller: [Bringing Beverly's "trick book" to Stone] There's gotta be over 200 names in this thing. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Anybody we know? Inspector Steve Keller: [Chuckling] I always thought you were a voyeur. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: I find out what that means, you can be back driving a black-and-white again. Beverly Landau: [to Keller] The hooker and the cop. The whole world spits on us. But they can't get along without us. You know that we work the same lousy hours, see the same lousy people, and then we get the same lousy stares if anyone has to know what we do. Sigh. Somebody's gotta do it, so here we are. Inspector Steve Keller: You mean the only twelve nights off I've had all year? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Alright, how about tomorrow? Dodgers again? Huh? We can go out early and grab a couple of hot dogs, watch batting practice. Inspector Steve Keller: Mike, Mike. You ever stop to think, maybe I wanna see someone with a face a little prettier than yours once in a while? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Alright. Alright, if I didn't know how much you hated baseball, I could take that personally. 45 Minutes from Home [1.03] Bret Wilson: That's the big problem with secrets, Mr. Rankin. Somebody always knows. Whose Little Boy Are You? [1.04] Tower Beyond Tragedy [1.05] Detective Lt. Mike Stone: [Admiring a Mattisse print on Gilliam's wall] It's framed beautifully. Yeah, they all are. Amory Gilliam: I have them custom-made to complement each particular piece. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Who does the work for you? Amory Gilliam: Various people. But why do you ask, Lieutenant? Are you planning on having someone framed? Amory Gilliam: We belong, Kim, together. Here or someplace like this. Have you ever been to the Tower? Toni Craig: What tower? Amory Gilliam: Robinson Jeffers' tower. Down the coast, south of here, near Big Sur. It's a fortress against the world. Toni Craig: Who is he? Amory Gilliam: A poet. Toni Craig: And he built his own home? Amory Gilliam: Yes. With his own hands. Stone by stone. Toni Craig: What does he write about? Amory Gilliam: The sea. Nature. Man's failure. Violence. Wildness. The power of passion. Love. Toni Craig: I'd like to read him some day. Amory Gilliam: I intend for you to. Toni Craig: He said this was gonna be our private tower just like the one the poet built in Big Sur. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Poet? Inspector Steve Keller: Robinson Jeffers. He built his own place out of rocks, called it a "Tower Beyond Tragedy." Detective Lt. Mike Stone: I'd call him a dreamer. Man hasn't come up with a place that safe yet. Toni Craig: Some men keep trying. [Lt. Stone shrugs] Toni Craig: Thank you. Hall of Mirrors [1.06] Detective Lt. Mike Stone: A cop's life is like looking down a long hall of mirrors. Every case shows him another part of himself. And if he hates what he's looking at, he can't do his job. Mrs. Martinez: It's not one thing just living here like this and knowing people who do less have more because they are Anglo and watching his father spend his whole life being humiliated by weaker men, watching him die, broken and defeated and losing all respect for him for him because of it. And then when he went to college in San Jose, I changed his name. No more Jaime. Now "James". No more Martinez. Now "Martin". Detective Lt. Mike Stone: You did that? Mrs. Martinez: I wanted my son to have a chance at something good now. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: But he has had, at least I think so. He has a chance to be a good cop. But he has to accept people for what they are. And he can't do that if he doesn't accept himself first. Mrs. Martinez: A "Wetback"? A "Picker"? A "Mex"? A "Greaser"? This what my son has been called all his life. Is that what he should accept Mr. Stone? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Where's Keller? Inspector James 'Jim' Martin: I tried reaching him at home like you asked, but... Detective Lt. Mike Stone: I know. He's got his own night shift going. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Don't you ever answer the phone? Inspector Steve Keller: Not when it's in the refrigerator, no. Timelock [1.07] Inspector Steve Keller: [In response to Stone implying that because of work he'll cancel his planned Hawaiian vacation] You know you really are a character. You don't trust anybody with your city, do ya? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: My city? What are you talkin' about, "my city"? Inspector Steve Keller: You know what I'm talking about; it's the truth. You don't take ten minutes for lunch, how are you gonna go take ten days sittin' under a tree? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: I'll tell you what I'm gonna take - I'm gonna take you apart in just ten seconds! Inspector Steve Keller: All right, Lieutenant, that's it. [Pulls a card from his billfold and reads from it] Inspector Steve Keller: You have the right to remain silent... Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Oh, c'mon! OUT! Record Clerk: [Discussing McFee's transfer from Chino to San Quentin] They sent him to us to straighten him out. How do you unkink a corkscrew? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Are you OK? Inspector Steve Keller: [Breathing heavily] Like a cold shower after a hard workout. [Mike laughs] What are you laughing about? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: [Mike points and laughs at Steve] You. Inspector Steve Keller: What? [Mike continues to laugh] Inspector Steve Keller: What? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: What time you got? Inspector Steve Keller: [Steve checks his watch] What are you worried about the time- Oh man! [Steve slaps a barrel, while Mike laughs and claps] Inspector Steve Keller: What are you laughing about? You blew another hundred-dollar deposit to Hawaii! Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Oh! Maybe next year. Inspector Steve Keller: Yeah, yeah. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Don't forget your coat. Inspector Steve Keller: Sure. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Pick up your shoes. Inspector Steve Keller: I got my shoes! In the Midst of Strangers [1.08] Inspector Steve Keller: You're famous for politicking on the lawn, rapping with people, the crazies, the intellectuals. Was there any group that hated Rhinelander? Skowlownowski: The crazies hated him. But then they hate me too. They hate all authority. And these days, "authority" is anyone who wears a tie. Wally Sensibaugh: [after Stone and Keller leave, Wally turns to his wife] Nice guys. Nice guys. Real serious. You know, they put a case together like you make a quilt. Piece of this, piece of that. One day they got the killers. Skowlownowski: The mayor wants you on this one, lieutenant, and, uh, what's his name, your partner there? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Oh, this is Inspector Keller, Steve Keller. Skowlownowski: Keller. Inspector Steve Keller: Mr. Skowlownowski. Skowlownowski: The mayor wants you to accept full responsibility for this thing so nothing gets lost between desks, got it? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Yessir, yessir. Skowlownowski: I'll tell you, I have had it with these political assassinations! You don't like somebody else's view, you just get a gun and you blow 'em apart. Maybe the doomsday boys are right. Maybe this is the end of the world. The Takers [1.09] Rex Riley: [Discussing the murdered Stephanie Brown] Maybe she was rotten to the core. Who cared? Inspector Steve Keller: Well, what was rotten about her? Rex Riley: She was a taker. A real taker. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: What's a taker? Rex Riley: Oh, you know, somebody who leads you on and tries to get something out of you. Money, a car, anything. That's it. They just take it and it's "Goodbye, Charlie." Nurse Supervisor: [Discussing the murdered Glenda Elliott with her former supervisor] Glenda Elliott? Let me put it this way, Mr. Keller. The first thing a girl like that does when she hits the hall is get a roster of the doctors. And she goes down it one by one in alphabetical order. When she comes to the interns, she moves on. Inspector Steve Keller: Well, what's wrong with interns? Nurse Supervisor: They're poor, Mr. Keller. They are the church mice of medicine. Is that what you wanted to know? Inspector Steve Keller: Yes, ma'am. Tim Duran: [the sniper being interrogated] Okay, so I shot her. What does that have to do with you? She didn't lie to you. She lied to me. Inspector Steve Keller: So you killed her? Tim Duran: If I had enough ammo, I would've stayed up here forever. Forever! Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Forever's just about where you're headed for, son. Tim Duran: No way, baby, no way. Two years in a head farm, eating public chow, and I'm back in circulation. You watch. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: I can understand why he'd want to quit sales, though. Driving all over town. Knocking on doors. Lousy hours. Taking lip from people who don't wanna be bothered. Inspector Steve Keller: Sounds kind of familiar. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: I thought you'd see it. The Year of the Locusts [1.10] Detective Lt. Mike Stone: [after spotting Angus Ferguson in a passing Winnebago] Gypsies, buddy-boy. Modern-day Gypsies. The Fergusons... They're like locusts. They pick a town and they pick it clean. Inspector Steve Keller: Bunco, huh? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Yeah. None better. The Bullet [1.11] Jeff Williams: [Lecturing in his poetry class] What a man is or does in private becomes a part of his public image. Good or bad, it's on the record. And whether that's good or bad, I leave you to think about. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: [Stone looks at the book Keller presented him as a gift] Poems? Poetry? Inspector Steve Keller: It's Ezra Pound. Remember Williams talking about him at the school? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Yeah, I remember. He talked to his class about him, yeah. Inspector Steve Keller: That's right. That's for you. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: [Reading a random page] Oh, now wait a minute. I can't read this. Inspector Steve Keller: Why not? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Listen: "Raineth drop and staineth slop." Oh, come on now. Inspector Steve Keller: Wait a minute, what? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Yeah. "Raineth drop and staineth slop. Skiddeth bus and sloppeth us." Now come on. Isn't poetry supposed to be clear and to the point? Inspector Steve Keller: That's right. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Well, I've got something clear and to the point for you, young fella. Inspector Steve Keller: [Watching as Stone pulls a card from his pocket] What is this? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Sit quietly. "You have a right to remain silent." Is that clear? Inspector Steve Keller: That's clear. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: "Anything you say will be used against you in a court of law." Is that to the point? Inspector Steve Keller: That's to the point. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: All right, then get going! Detective Lt. Mike Stone: I don't want the coroner to give me that bullet. I want it from him right now, so come along, we're going to the hospital. Jeff Williams: I don't think so, Lieutenant. You don't have that authority. You're a policeman; I shouldn't have to tell you the law. Inspector Steve Keller: The law? Jeff Williams: Mm-hmm. I did some checking, and it seems among the other personal guarantees in this country is the guarantee that our bodies are inviolate. Not even the Supreme Court can force a man to submit to a surgical operation. That's the law, gentlemen. And I'm sure that, as officers sworn to uphold it, you won't do anything to make me break it. Bitter Wine [1.12] Jason Kampacalas: [Pleading with his unforgiving father] Twenty-two million people in the State of California say the debt's been paid. Why can't you? Inspector Steve Keller: [after Stone releases Jason] I just hope Olsen doesn't call it a mistake. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: You know what? Inspector Steve Keller: What? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: If it was my first, I'd worry. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: I say that all our talk about "rehabilitation" is a lot of bunk! We don't give 'em a fair shot and help them when they get out. Captain Rudy Olsen: Like that shot he gave you? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: I shoulda known better. Captain Rudy Olsen: So, you made a moral choice? You got a hide like an alligator and a heart like a marshmallow. A Trout in the Milk [1.13] Rembrandt Van Saveneau: If Evanhauer dies, it'll be the greatest contribution to art since the invention of the frame. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: [Watching the reconciled Dancys leaving together] They deserve each other. Inspector Steve Keller: Oh, come on, they love each other. It's obvious, like... what was that line he said? "A trout in the milk." Beautiful. Really beautiful. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: You like that line, huh? Inspector Steve Keller: Yeah. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Well, that ain't Dancy. That's Thoreau. Inspector Steve Keller: C'mon! Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Henry David Thoreau. That's where Yale Courtland Dancy stole that line. You can't let this job stifle your mind, buddy-boy. You gotta keep yourself free, easy, for cultural pursuits, y'know? That's right. Good reading, good music. Bowling. But you, that's all you think of is women! Yale Courtland Dancy: [Describing Evanhauer] He was a crass bumbler whose brush went down for the count every time it hit the canvas. Deathwatch [1.14] Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Somebody call for a cop? Inspector Steve Keller: Well, I called for one about an hour ago, but you know they're never around when you need 'em. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Well, here I am. Act of Duty [1.15] Detective Lt. Mike Stone: [Discussing the rapist] Well, what about his m.o.? Doesn't that tell you enough to translate for us? Dr. Lenny Murchison: What, the corner market? That's a natural, a regular game preserve. Chicks on display there like all the rest of the merchandise. Shouldn't need a psychiatrist to tell you that. Inspector Steve Keller: He didn't give me a chance, Mike. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Happens sometimes. Maybe nobody gave him one either. Like Lenny said, "In the beginning, there was childhood." Detective Lt. Mike Stone: [On stake out for a serial rapist] Doesn't matter how many times you've done it, it still makes your skin crawl. A loose screw sitting out here somewhere in the dark, or walking around in that market, watching women. And they don't even know he's there. Gotta hand it to gals like Evelyn. Inspector Steve Keller: To be bait for a rapist? I wouldn't do it. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: You don't have to worry, buddy-boy. Not with legs like yours. The Set-Up [1.16] Detective Lt. Mike Stone: [Entering a seedy bar] Two coffees, Tim! Tim Murphy: Coffee, huh? Gotta be A.A. or Mike Stone. Nick Carl: You know why I came back, Johnny? Because you asked. I didn't even think about it. Otherwise, I wouldn't have come back. I don't like remembering what I used to be. All those years, and all that time, I remembered I have one friend. One guy I figured I owed. No questions. Do it, whatever it was. So, I came back for one more job. Tim Murphy: I'm sorry, Nick. I'm sorry. Nick Carl: Tim Murphy sorry? Yeah, I guess maybe you are sorry. We're all sorry. You, me, Johnny. We were born sorry. And I guess we'll die the same way. A Collection of Eagles [1.17] Charley Johnson: A planchet. That's... Inspector Steve Keller: A metal disc that's ready to be stamped into a coin, right? Charley Johnson: Right. Inspector Steve Keller: [In response to Stone's stunned facial expression] They use it in crossword puzzles a lot. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: You got time to do crossword puzzles? I don't give you enough to do around here, huh? A Room with a View [1.18] Detective Lt. Mike Stone: [Identifying the body] That's Llewellyn. Looks like Groat used his Golden Rule before he could. Inspector Steve Keller: Which one is that? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Do unto others before they do unto you. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: [to Groat] You were here, too, huh? The three of you. See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Inspector Steve Keller: [On stakeout, discussing hitman Art Styles] He's with a girl. Mary Rae Dortmunder. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Mary Rae Dortmunder? That's a crummy name for a go-go dancer. Inspector Steve Keller: She's a teacher. Schoolteacher. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Well, that's better. Mary Rae Dortmunder. Now that's a good name for a schoolteacher. Mary Rae Dortmunder: Saint Exupéry wasn't only a children's writer; he was a pilot, and an adventurer, and a romantic. "The Little Prince" is about humanity... and love. Art Styles: Mary Rae, where do you live? Mary Rae Dortmunder: I'm not sure I follow. Art Styles: I mean, you're talkin' about Byron - Lord Byron - and those sisters. Mary Rae Dortmunder: The Brontës. Art Styles: All that fairyland thing. I mean, you live out here somewhere, where the wallpaper never warps, the toilets don't back up. Mary Rae Dortmunder: Well, I just talk about what I believe, I guess. Art Styles: Do you really know any people like you talk about? I mean here and now, on this planet, in this city. Mary Rae Dortmunder: There are people who think the way I do. Art Styles: Who? Teachers? Mary Rae Dortmunder: There's a story by Ernest Hemingway... Art Styles: Stories. What's this with stories? Does nothing real ever happen to you? Mary Rae Dortmunder: It's called "The Killers." It's about a man named Swede. He's being chased by killers. He's running... the way you're running from the police. Deadline [1.19] Inspector Steve Keller: [When Stone stops to buy a newspaper] Checking the box scores? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Yeah. If Chris knows anything about this Anthony kid, that'll make it a shutout, won't it? Inspector Steve Keller: Yeah, old ink fingers, three; fuzz, zip. Chris 'Ace' Bane: I take it personally every time a Maggie Ames gets chopped down. Mike, how much good is there left in this world? And how many people are there trying to help what little there is left? You pull Maggie's columns, any one of them, see how she looked at life, at people. Everything she wrote had a smile. Blue skies and whitecaps. Summer storms and rainbows. Snowflakes and holly. The man who killed her scrubbed all that. Inspector Steve Keller: [Exiting the ACT Theater after a staging of "Othello"] Play really works too, doesn't it? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: I guess. Inspector Steve Keller: You guess? Whaddaya mean, you guess? Sixteenth Century play that comes to life like that? With such contemporary values? A theme that still holds up? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Holds up? I'll tell you what holds up: "Abie's Irish Rose." Inspector Steve Keller: "Abie's Irish Rose"? How can you even compare those two plays? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: They're both plays, aren't they? Inspector Steve Keller: Yeah. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: They both have actors, don't they? Inspector Steve Keller: You're puttin' me on. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: No, I'm not. Trail of the Serpent [1.20] Angela Barberio: [Discussing the Cobra street gang] They were like a lot of the boys. The traditions are breaking down. They live on the streets. George Barberio: I tried to help them at first. Maybe I was wrong. I gave them groceries, or a couple bucks. Angela Barberio: They took advantage. It just got out of hand. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: It happens, Mrs. Barberio. Inspector Steve Keller: Roy, it's been an hour and a half since Mike and I split up. Now I... Lt. Roy Devitt: You're talkin' about maybe the most experienced guy in the department. Inspector Steve Keller: I'm just talking about my partner, a guy I know better than anybody. A guy who would not wander around without checking in and leaving a 10-7. The House on Hyde Street [1.21] Detective Lt. Mike Stone: [Walking to the car after questioning the Rudolphs] Those kids were playin' there, all right. The way that joker made it sound, no kid would wanna miss what was going on there. Inspector Steve Keller: I wonder how much that Billy really knows. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Well, he knows enough not to tell the old man the truth. Hey, what a way to raise kids, huh? Spook stories and spankings. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Our u-turns are fringe benefits; his are illegal. Inspector Steve Keller: [Stunned upon entering the junk-stuffed Edgerton home] I don't believe it. I really don't believe it. Rudolph said the old man collected trash. Looks like he imported the whole city dump. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: I don't know, buddy-boy. There is junk... and there is junk. Inspector Steve Keller: [Chuckling] Yeah, but this is bananas time. I mean, this old guy is totally out of his tree. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Yeah, my guess is when his brother wouldn't go out into the world, Harlan brought the world in to him. Inspector Steve Keller: [to the hysterical mother of a missing child] You have a family doctor? Mrs. Dunham: Why? Inspector Steve Keller: He could prescribe something for you to relax. Mrs. Dunham: I don't want a doctor - I want my boy! Beyond Vengeance [1.22] Detective Lt. Mike Stone: [Crying out in pain] Whoa! Jeannie Stone: What happened? Detective Lt. Mike Stone:' [Sucking his finger] I burned my finger. Jeannie Stone: Trigger finger? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: The one I type my reports with. Jeannie Stone: [Mike and Jeannie prepare dinner] Wait a minute. You said something about wine. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: In the refridge. Jeannie Stone: Chilled, huh? Must be white. White must be fish or fowl. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Everybody in this family's gotta be a detective. The Albatross [1.23] Robert Alan Hobbes: Lieutenant, you've got a whole big city here. The switchboard down there's loaded with calls, your file cabinets with complaints. You take care of the city. You let me take care of Artis Pierce. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: No, I won't. I can't lay a hand on you until you break the law, commit a crime. You know it, and I know it. But the crime you're about to commit... well, that crime's the worst crime of all. Robert Alan Hobbes: That's right. That's absolutely right. But Artis Pierce committed it first. Artis Pierce: [Confronting Hobbes, who has been stalking him] Now you stay outta my tracks, or you've just ordered yourself a box, man. You had your chance. You could've put me away. But you buckled. Now butt out, or they'll pick you off of the street with a broom and dustpan. Shattered Image [1.24] Inspector Steve Keller: [Upon being awoken at dawn by Stone] Hours like this I might as well have gone to med school. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Med school, huh? Going's one thing, gettin' through's another. Inspector Steve Keller: You pick up one more piece of paper and you're gonna be arrested for obstruction of justice. Boyd Caldwell: You have no right to intimidate... Detective Lt. Mike Stone: You wanna hear all about rights? He'll read 'em to ya. Senator Ralph Bowen: Will you accept some advice, Mr. Keller? Inspector Steve Keller: Sure. Senator Ralph Bowen: Let Fred Marshall rest in peace. Inspector Steve Keller: That's exactly the same advice I got from Marshall's assistant. Senator Ralph Bowen: And with good reasons. Inspector Steve Keller: I'd like to know them. Senator Ralph Bowen: Oh, come now. You've seen them all your life. The people love a good smear campaign. They delight in having someone's name dragged through the mud. Inspector Steve Keller: And that's the same public that's elected you to Washington all these years, isn't it, Senator? Just seems strange that you above all people wouldn't respect their ability to tell the difference between a lie and the truth. Reid Bradshaw: [Riled in response to Stone's aggressive questioning] You really like your job, don't you, Lieutenant? Gun on the hip, instant authority. Come to a place like this, collar the head man, roust him a little, give him the third degree. Pretty heady stuff, isn't it? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Look, Mr. Bradshaw... Reid Bradshaw: No, you look! Take a look at all this. I laid everything I had on the line to build it from a bankrupt corporation to a big money company while you hid behind the city payroll. The authority I got, I earned. And I'm not about to stand here and listen to loaded questions from somebody who's pulling his clout from my taxes. The Unicorn [1.25] Detective Lt. Mike Stone: [Examining a logo on a piece of evidence] Whaddaya call it? Inspector Steve Keller: It's a unicorn. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Unicorn, that's it. What do you know about unicorns, buddy-boy? Inspector Steve Keller: Unicorn. Singular. Not more than one. Used a lot in ancient myths. There's only one way to catch it. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: How's that? Inspector Steve Keller: Well, it lays its head in the lap of a virgin. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Well, now, you would know that. Information like that's gonna get you right to the top, buddy-boy! Abel Hoffman: Two cops were shot with this gun. Father Joe Skarn: You did that? Abel Hoffman: Same as. I was there. Father Joe Skarn: No, it's not the same. Not if you didn't pull the trigger. Abel Hoffman: It is to the law. Father Joe Skarn: Not God's law. Abel Hoffman: I don't know nothin' about God's law, Scarne. But I do know what cops do to guys they think killed cops. Abel Hoffman: [to Father Skarn] Don't talk to me about dreams, okay? I heard the dreams you dish out to those losers over at your mission. Nothin' matters now. "It'll be better in Heaven." Well, I want it now, and I'm gonna get it. Father Joe Skarn: Look, we're both pros, Mike. We both go to the book for all our answers, only there's a difference in the books. Legion of the Lost [1.26] Inspector Steve Keller: [Discussing Big Jake] Y'know, for a guy who's had his bell rung as many times as this Wilson, he thinks pretty good. Detective Lt. Mike Stone: If we're on the right track, buddy-boy, he's not the headwork; he's the muscle. Inspector Steve Keller: [Considering cops to go undercover on skid row]'' How do you feel about Avarczech? Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Are you kidding? That fuzz-faced kid? Why, he'd stick out like a harp polisher in a house full of hookers. Cast Karl Malden - Lt. Mike Stone Michael Douglas - Inspector Steve Keller (Seasons 1–4) Richard Hatch - Inspector Dan Robbins (Season 5) Darleen Carr - Jeannie Stone Fred Sadoff - Dr. Lenny Murchison Lee Harris - Inspector Lee Lessing (Season 1) Vic Tayback - Inspector Norm Haseejian (Season 1) Norman Alden - Inspector. Dan Healy (Season 1) Ray K. Goman - Officer Vic Briles (Season 1) Tim O'Connor - Lt/Capt. Roy Devitt (Seasons 1–3) Robert F. Simon - Capt. Rudy Olson (Seasons 1–4) Hari Rhodes - Lab Technician Floyd Marsden (Seasons 1–4) Reuben Collins - Inspector Bill Tanner (Seasons 2–5) John Kerr - D.A. Gerald O’Brien (Seasons 2–5) Art Passarella - Sgt. Art Sekulovich (Seasons 3–5) Ward Costello - Capt. Roy Devitt (Season 5) External links 0068135 Category:1970s American crime drama TV shows Category:ABC shows Category:TV shows set in San Francisco Category:1970s American mystery TV shows Category:Detective TV shows