Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder

Into the Wild Green Yonder is a 2009 direct-to-DVD animated film based on the Futurama series. Directed by Peter Avanzino. Written by Ken Keeler, based on a story by Keeler and David X. Cohen. Dialogue Number 9 Guy: The fate of the universe is in your hands. Fry: I get that a lot. Leela: Crudnuggets! We de-spaced right next to the Nimbus! Zoidberg: Just when you think the chase is over, it gets twice as exciting! Bender: All in. Fry: But you didn't even look at your cards! Bender: Looking at one's cards is a crutch for players who rely on skill. Number 9 Man: For the sake of those you love, you must keep this secret! Do you footswear? Fry: Hmm. Okay. I footswear. Bender: What's the matter with big-butt? Leo Wong: Ah, don't worry about her, she just hungry. Leela: Everyone put your hands in the air. Snoop Dogg: Should we wave them like we just don't care? Leela: That's optional. Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth,, so help you God? Richard Nixon: [nervously] Uhh...Am I under oath when I take the oath? LaBarbara: Sweet she-cattle of Seattle! Hermes: Not your strong suit woman! Fry: That sounds good. Hutch: It's better than good. It's better. Professor Farnsworth: Planet Express is done for. What with our delivery crew missing, and the abysmal sales of "Tickle Me Bender"...[holds up said doll, tickles it] Bender doll: [giggles, then angrily] QUIT TOUCHING MY JUNK, PERVERT! Leela: I can't believe you ratted me out, Fry. Fry: I'm not a rat, I swear! If I'm any rodent it's the loyal Capybara, king of the rats. No, wait— Zapp Brannigan: How many men did we lose, Kif? Kif Kroker: All of them, sir. Zapp: Well, at least they won't have to mourn each other. Bender: My arms! I'll never paint again! Kif: You can't sue the military. Bender: Oh, I'm okay then. Kif: Shall I initiate a pointless and potentially fatal pursuit? Zapp: Make it so! Bender: It's gonna be fun on the bun...in space! Leela: [to Bender] Why are you breaking us out? You're the one who put us in here! Bender: Ah, but I'm Bender, baby, king of the combination shot. I put you in so that by busting you out, I could commit 50 felonies at once, putting me miles ahead of you for all-time longest wrap sheet. Leela: You're one devious bastard. Bender: That's what it says on my vanity plate! Vanity plate reads: 1DVSBSTD No. 9 Guy: We’re on Mars, in a forgotten cavern abandoned by the native Martians a million years ago. Fry: Actually, it was five years ago. I remember ‘cause they washed my socks. No. 9 Guy: You must not let that happen. Fry: [writing] "Must let happen." No. 9 Guy: Not happen! Fry: "Must let occur." Fry: Well, this is the end. There's so many things I wanted to say to you. Leela: Like what? Fry: Like: "This is not the end". But mostly just... I love you, Leela. Leela: Maybe I waited too long to say this, but... I love you too. WORMHOLE! Zoidberg: I don’t quite know how to say this. Fry is dead! [everyone cries] Fry: [sitting up] Ow... Zoidberg: Wait, not dead, the other thing. See also Futurama Futurama: Bender's Big Score Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs Futurama: Bender's Game External links Category:2009 American animated films Category:2009 American adult animated films Category:Traditionally animated films Category:American adult animated action films Category:American adult animated adventure films Category:American adult animated science fiction films Category:American adult animated comedy films Category:Direct-to-video animated films Category:Futurama films Category:Films based on adult animated television series‎ Category:Animated satirical films‎ Category:2009 English-language films Category:Films directed by Peter Avanzino