Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas is a 2003 animated feature film produced by DreamWorks Animation and distributed by DreamWorks Pictures, in which the sailor of legend is framed by the goddess Eris for the theft of the Book of Peace and must travel to her realm at the end of the world to retrieve it and save the life of his childhood friend Prince Proteus. Directed by Patrick Gilmore and Tim Johnson. Written by John Logan. Sinbad Look, this is the way it works. First, I actually commit a crime, then you get to blame me for it! How can one woman do so much damage? [ship cracks] Uh... [While going to rescue Marina from the giant roc] Oh, she couldn't see that bird? Everyone else saw it. Big as a freakin' ship. Marina? Marina's looking the other way. Uh... yeah? Let's get rich! You, my... my ship! Now, stand by for sushi. Pray to the gods. We may be meeting them soon. See, in the hands of an expert, a good knife has 1,001 uses. [to Marina] Yes, we've done this sort of thing before, no, there is no other way, and yes, you have my permission to stand there quietly while I give you a free lesson in sailing. [while it is cold and Kale is bare-chested] Woah! Get a shirt on before you poke someone's eye out! [About a sailor on Proteus' ship who was spat up by the sea monster and kept fighting] Give that guy a raise! [in an argument with Marina] A ship is no place for a woman. Marina [to Sinbad, anger and losing my patience] You... you egotistical, disrespectful, pretentious, pompous, self-centered, cantankerous, untrustworthy, ungrateful, impossible, insufferable.... Honestly, you are the most boorish, pig-headed man I've ever met. Are you crazy! I saved your life! [to Sinbad] Repressed?! I'll show you repressed! [to Eris] You're wrong about him! You don't know what's in his heart! [to Sinbad, heartbroken] I can't watch you die! [whispers] I love you. Eris [About Sinbad] He's so cute. And so gullible. Enough talking! Time for some screaming. [Has just impersonated Sinbad attacking the guard in charge of the Book of Peace] I love playing pretend. Rat [At the edge of the world] We are going to die! [to Marina] Indeed, signorina. Only the most foolish of captains would dare sail through this. Dialogue Proteus: It's my responsibility to bring the Book of Peace safely to Syracuse. Sinbad: Why, now I just feel bad, 'cause you're gonna get fired. Sinbad: And you are? Eris: Eris, the goddess of discord. You may have seen my likeness on the temple walls. Sinbad: You know, they don't do you justice. Kale: What happened down here? Sinbad: You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Kale: Try me. Sinbad: Okay, here goes. So I meet Eris, the goddess of chaos? She's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place. [Kale laughs at Sinbad.] Proteus: Do you realize how serious this is? Sinbad: Do you realize how many times I've heard that today? Kale: Fiji? Sinbad: Think of the beaches! Kale: Oh, beautiful - if you like mosquitoes. Sinbad: Think of the sun! Kale: It's monsoon season! Sinbad: Oh, and the women! Kale: They're cannibals, Sinbad. Sinbad: Exactly! Marina: Knife, please. Sinbad: Okay, right, like I'd give you a weapon? Marina: Thank you, Rat. Rat: You know, you really ought to be a little more courteous. Sinbad: [punches Rat] Oh, great. Now I'm getting etiquette lessons from a bilge rat. Luca: Well, she did save the ship, Captain. Marina: Why, thank you, Luca. Rat: And now she's helping to fix it. Jin: Very handy, I say. And brave! Sinbad: This girl wouldn't know how to fix a broken fingernail! Marina: Honestly, you are the most boorish, pig-headed man I've ever met. Sinbad: Hey, lady, I've seen the highborn boys your type hangs out with... [chuckling] ...and I'm the only man you've ever met. [walks away, then Marina throws a bucket at Sinbad] Man: Whoa. Marina: Hmm. [chuckling softly] Oh, no. No. No. No... No... [throws at Marina, falling to the ground] Jin: Five on Marina. Marina: [groans while taking it off; angrily; temper tantrum; losing patience] You, you, egotistical... Sinbad: You spoiled... Marina: ...disrespectful... [grabbing a crab] Sinbad: ...deluded... Marina: ...pretentious, pompous... Sinbad: ...high-and-mighty... Marina: ...self-centered, untrustworthy, ungrateful, impossible, insufferable... Sinbad: At least I'm not repressed! 'Marina: Repressed?! I'll show you repressed! [grabs a rock, then earthquake rumbling, then gasping, then the birds fly away] Sinbad: What the...? [they hear a low whoosh] Sinbad: [to Marina, quietly] Put it back. [Marina chuckles, then puts the rock down, then opening the eye] Sinbad: Whoa! Whoa! Rat: Whoa, whoa... [lands on the eyeball] Ew... [Spike runs and lands on the eyeball, then licking the eyeball, then moving the pupil, then they all yell, then growling, then the anglerfish appears] Sinbad: Run! It's a fish! Man: It's a fish! Sinbad: Kale! Kale! [the ship causes a loud thud] Kale: Whoa! [the fin splashes next to the ship, then yelling] Man: Jump! [she screams while they tackle, then they all fall down, then they all slide down] Sinbad: Kale! Kale: Got it! [they continue sliding down, then they land on a boat] Sinbad: Veer off, Kale! Marina: The star! [they transform to the night sky] Sinbad: Hold your heading! Rat, tie it off! Rat: Wha, wha... Sinbad: [throws the rope at the anglerfish] Ha-ha! Rat': Wait! [Sinbad flies to the ground, then laughing, then looking at a fin, and a boat] Sinbad: Yee-haw! [the boat goes faster like wakeboarding, then groaning] Kale: Sinbad! The men can't take much more. Sinbad: [groaning] I can't take much more, either. Cut the line! [Everyone is seasick from being towed in the wake of a giant fish.] Sinbad: Whose idea was that again? Marina: I don't know, but he owes me lunch. Marina: So, how do we get down? Sinbad: I don't know. [She stares at him.] I don't know yet. Marina: You scaled a thousand-foot tower of ice, and you don't know how to get down? Sinbad: Of all the ungrateful-! Look, if you'd rather take your chances on your own, that can be arranged! Sinbad: This has to be a little embarrassing for you, Eris. Eris: Don't push your luck. You're cute. But not that cute. Marina: You're rescuing me. Sinbad: Yes, if that's what you want to call it. But this is going to cost you another diamond. Rescues are not part of the usual tourist package. [after hooking onto the fish and everyone is seasick] Sailors: No Spike... Don't... [Spike vomits] Sailor: Hey, where'd he get the carrots? Sinbad: Who's bad? Sin-bad! Marina: Agh, men! Rat: It just ends, Captain! It's the edge of the world! Gin: [To Li] Pay up, it's flat. [Li hands him some gold] Cast (voices) Eris: Michelle Pfeiffer Grum and Chum: Andrew Birch Jed: Conrad Vernon Jin: Raman Hui Kale: Dennis Haysbert King Dymas: Timothy West Li: Chung Chan Luca: Jim Cummings Marina: Catherine Zeta-Jones Proteus: Joseph Fiennes Sinbad: Brad Pitt External links IMDB - Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas Category:2003 films Category:2003 American animated films Category:Traditionally animated films Category:American children's animated adventure films Category:American children's animated fantasy films Category:Seafaring films Category:Middle Eastern mythology Category:Films directed by Tim Johnson Category:DreamWorks Animation Category:2000s English-language films