G.B.F. (film)

G.F.B. (teen slang for 'Gay Best Friend) is a 2013 teen comedy film that satirizes high school cliques. It revolves around Tanner, a closeted student who gets accidentally outed. Instead of becoming an outcast, he is fought over by the three most popular girls in school, who view having a "gay best friend" as the ultimate fashion accessory. Directed by Darren Stein. Written by George Northy. Dialogue Brent: All the teen and tween rags agree… The hottest new trend sweeping schools worldwide is the G.B.F. Sophie: G.B.F.? Brent: Gay best friend. Every celeb has one, so every teen girl needs one. And pretty soon, all three prom-queen front-runners Will be battling it out for my attention. Tanner: (at a no-carb luncheon with Mormons) Wow. This is a whole lot of meat, ‘Shley. Topher: Well, that’s what you like, isn’t it? Meat. Topher: Does this feel straight to you? Tanner: Um, it does, actually. You Mormons are a horny, repressed people! Topher: You have no idea. Caprice: This hack-tivist doesn’t give A flying fairy about gay rights. She just did it to gain the advantage with you. Fawcett: Oh, you mean like what you did with that male-bait, Christian? Caprice: Whatever! At least I tried to bribe him with sex. I treated him like an actual human being And not some asexual, neutered little purse puppy. Fawcett: Come on, tan. I’ve had enough Bad-dinner-theater dramatics for one day. We’ve got a revolution to plan. Caprice: Do not come for my craft, bitch! Fawcett: Do not come for my BITCH, bitch! (Sophie and Glenn approach the ticket table for Fawcett’s “cool” prom) Sophie: (to Tanner) I hear you and spigot here are denying certain less-than-favorable people tickets. Fawcett: Relax, “so-fat.” You and “memoirs of a gay nerd” are allowed to come. I’m giving you a temporary pass to the cool kids’ table. Sophie: We wouldn’t come if you paid us, Fawcett. Or should I say “fascist”? Fawcett: It’s your social funeral, sweetie. Sophie: I’ll start mourning now. Tanner: You’re doing it again. Fawcett: What? Tanner: That noise girls make when they see two gay guys together. Christian: Yeah, it’s the same annoying sound people make When they see cute animals dressed in human clothes. Fawcett: Ew, gross. Barf. Is that better? Christian: Much. Brent: Instead of satisfying our teenage horniness… instead of risking having you as my B.F., I’d rather keep you forever as my B.F.F. Tanner: Go “f” yourself. Cast Michael J. Willett as Tanner Daniels Paul Iacono as Brent Van Camp Sasha Pieterse as Fawcett Brooks Andrea Bowen as ‘Shley Osgood Xosha Roquemore as Caprice Winters Molly Tarlov as Sophie Aster Evanna Lynch as McKenzie Pryce Derek Mio as Glenn Cho Mia Rose Frampton as Mindie Joanna "JoJo" Levesque as Soledad Braunstein Taylor Frey as Topher Brock Harris as Hamilton Anthony Garland as Christian Megan Mullally as Mrs. Van Camp Natasha Lyonne as Ms. Hoegel Rebecca Gayheart as Mrs. Daniels Jonathan Silverman as Mr. Daniels Horatio Sanz as Principal Crowe External links Category:2013 American films Category:Independent films Category:High school films Category:Gay-related films Category:Teen comedy films Category:Films about interracial romance Category:Films set in New Jersey Category:Films directed by Darren Stein