Rick & Steve: The Happiest Gay Couple in All the World

Rick & Steve: The Happiest Gay Couple in All the World (2007 – 2009) is a stop-motion animated TV comedy on the Logo channel. Season 1 Guess Who's Coming for Quiche? [1.1] Evan: Oh my God, we're late! Should I take an ephedrine or eat something there? Chuck: Would you rather be dead or fat? Evan: I know, right? I better take two. Kirsten: Think about it. Conservatives and crack whores shouldn't be the only people making babies. Rick: Is it me? Steve: It's not you, it's having sex with you. Dana: It's down to these two. Whose pic do you like better? ASSPOUNDER or QTSTR8A&FJOCK? Kirsten: Wow. One of these could be the father of our baby! Bush Baby [1.2] Rick: That's disgusting! Someone might reach in there for cookies! Evan: If I was her I'd be dabbin' that fetus on those crow's feet. Chuck: As much as I'd love to stay here and chip away at your relationship, I'd rather be porking my 19-year-old boyfriend. Evan: Smooches crotches! Ivory: Having a baby has strengthened our relationship. I can't even see our problems anymore. Kirsten: Negative! This can't be happening. Must have more sperm! Dana: Slow down, Lewinsky. Ivory: You have to plan ahead...As soon as we found out Ebony was expecting, we started two savings accounts. One for college and one for gender reassignment surgery Damn Straights [1.3] Dana: They only call babies "miracles" because it sounds better than "accidents." Evan: You can't stop me from doing drugs! Chuck: I think I can stop you from doing my drugs! Steve's Mom: You know what you need? A queer and his eye. Rick: Now where would we find a queer? Steve's Mom: You know, a queer did our place. A real live one... Lisp, Liza, and everything! Bus Driver: We are now entering the heterosexual time zone. Please set your watches to five minutes ago. It's Raining Pussy [1.4] Condi Ling (the fag hag): I could see my entire life flash before my eyes, like one big gay pride parade. Save our Seamen [1.5] Hunter (Rick's ex): What's wrong, Rickshaw? You used to love dancing dirty. Rick: I'm with Steve now. I don't love anything. Evan: Yummy! Who's that? Chuck: That would be Rick's ex-boyfriend. Don't even try. He's a strict rice queen. Evan: It's a known fact that Latinos can pass for Asians if we have to. Hormonally Yours [1.6] Rick: Does this feel good? Steve: Not really, no. Rick: How about this? Steve: Rick! No means later! Dana: F. Cornelius Hampton Hampton, this is Dana Bernstein. F. Cornelius Hampton Hampton: 'Bernstein'? How embarrassing. It sounds so Jew-y. Dana: Is it 'Jew-y.' I'm a JAB. F. Cornelius Hampton Hampton: A what? Dana: A Jewish-American Bulldyke. External links Category:2000s American adult animated TV shows Category:2000s American sitcoms Category:2000s Canadian adult animated TV shows Category:American adult animated comedy TV shows Category:American animated sitcoms Category:Canadian adult animated comedy TV shows Category:Canadian animated sitcoms Category:Stop-motion adult animated TV shows Category:LGBT-related animated TV shows Category:LGBT-related sitcoms Category:Logo shows Category:Teletoon original series Category:Cancelled shows Category:Single-camera sitcoms