Saturday Night Live/Season 25

Norm Macdonald/Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, & Eminem [25.3] Norm Macdonald: You know, when the people here asked me to do the show, I’ve got to say, I felt kind of weird. I don’t know if you remember this, but I used to actually be on this show. I used to do the "Weekend Update" news routine, you remember that? That’s where I did the make-believe news jokes, you know? That was me, right? So then, a year and a half ago, right, I had sort of a disagreement with the management at NBC. I wanted to keep my job. Right? And they felt the exact opposite. So you see, they fired me because they said that I wasn’t funny. Now, with most jobs, I could have had a hell of a lawsuit on my hands for that, but see, this is a comedy show. So, they got me. But, now, this is the weird part, it’s only a year and a half later, and now, they ask me to host the show. So I wondered, I go, "hey, wait a sec. Heeeyyyyy! How did I go in a year and a half from being not funny enough to be even allowed in the building, to being so funny that I’m now hosting the show? How did I suddenly get so goddamn funny?!" It was inexplicable to me, because a year and a half, let’s face it, is not enough time for a dude to learn how to be funny. Then it occurred to me: I haven’t gotten funnier, the show has gotten really bad! So, yeah, I’m funny compared to, you know, what you’ll see later. Okay, so let’s recap. The bad news is: I’m still not funny. The good news is: the show blows! Alright, folks, we've got a bad show for you tonight! Burt Reynolds (Norm Macdonald): Hey, uh, I speak a little French. You're an ass bite. Pardon my French. French Stewart (Jimmy Fallon): My name's French! Burt Reynolds: Yeah, who gives a damn? Burt Reynolds: Hey. Hey, uh, check out the podium. Look at this. Alex Trebek: Mr. Reynolds has apparently changed his name to 'Turd Ferguson'. Burt Reynolds: Yeah, that's right. Turd Ferguson's a funny name. Christopher Walken/Christina Aguilera [25.16] Bruce Dickinson: I gotta have more cowbell! Bruce Dickinson: Gentlemen, I put my pants on like you: one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on I make gold records. Bruce Dickinson: Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription is more cowbell! Tobey Maguire/Sisqó [25.17] Keanu Reeves (Tobey Maguire): I know kung fu! Alex Trebek: For the last time, no you don't. Alex Trebek: Let's just go with Foreign Flicks for $800. Sean Connery: [buzzing in] Ursula Andress. Alex Trebek: What? Sean Connery: Ursula Andress, Catherine Deneuve, and Charo, twice. Alex Trebek: That's Foreign Flicks, Mr. Connery. Category:Saturday Night Live seasons