Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (GTA:SA) is a 2004 British sandbox-style action-adventure game developed by Rockstar North. It is the third 3D game in the Grand Theft Auto video game franchise and fifth original game overall. thumb|I admire you, Carl. You're a leader, a visionary. Remember me when you get to the top. thumb|"Hey, CJ, tell me why I didn't finish high school.""Because you been dealing drugs, man, since the age of ten!""No, that ain't it." thumb|All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ! Carl Johnson After five years at the East Coast, it was time to go home. Ah shit, here we go again. Worst place in the world. Rollin Heights Ballas country. I ain't represented Grove Street in five years, but the Ballas won't give a shit. Grove Street - Home. At least it was before I fucked everything up. Big Smoke You picked the wrong house, fool! I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ! I admire you, Carl. You're a leader, a visionary. Remember me when you get to the top. Dialogue [CJ sits down in his childhood house; Big Smoke comes charging out of the kitchen, raising a baseball bat, thinking he's dealing with a robber] Big Smoke: You picked the wrong house, fool! Carl: Ey- ey! Smoke, it's me! Chill! Chill! Big Smoke: ...CJ? Ohhhh, my dog, wassup?! Ryder: Hey, CJ, tell me why I didn't finish high school. Carl: Because you been dealing drugs, man, since the age of ten! Ryder: No, that ain't it. Carl: [laughs] Because you went and put hands on that teacher for wearing Ballas colors! Ryder: [laughs] No, that ain't it either. It's 'cause I'm too intelligent for this shit, man. I am the real deal, fool. Oh yeah. A genius. [Carl tries to visit a shop but runs into the officers] Officer Pulaski: Carl! Carl: Damn! [walks away] Pulaski: Where you off to? [reaches out to him] Carl: Shit! Tenpenny: Where you running off to, Carl? I thought we were friends! Carl: Yeah, whatever. Tenpenny: As an officer in charge of putting an end to gang violence, I find myself in a difficult moral position, Carl. Carl: Yeah, right. Tenpenny: Carl, I'm hurt, I truly am. And I was just about to help those poor Grove Street boys. Carl: Oh, yeah? How? Tenpenny: I like the status quo, Carl. I like having you dumb bastards doing your job for me — blowing each other's guts all over the sidewalk. Carl: Dumb bastards? Tenpenny: Now, if it's brought to my attention that one tribe gets an unfair advantage over another, that truly troubles me, Carl. Jizzy B.: See, baby, I got everything... Mink sheets... Mink coats... Mink curtains in the window. When I walk down the stairs, I'm walking down on... mink carpet. [sees Carl] Now, who's this trick? I don't need no more friends, baby. All they try to do is peel me from my hoes. Carl: No, no, it ain't about them. It's all about you, playa. I heard you was the man with the hook up, and you was the man I needed to see. I'm offering my services. Jizzy B.: Say what? Carl: Yes, sir. See, I'm new in town. Anything you want, I can do. For a guy like me, to work with, to work for a guy like Jizzy B... well... Jizzy B.: Now that you mention it, I do have a slight problem. Something a little dumb muscle like yourself might be able to fix. 'Cause you see me, I'm an intellectual. [to the girls] Bitches, y'all walk down to the bar and fix a pimp a drink. [to Carl] See, I only got two eyes, and on these streets you got to have more than that. You got to be like a fly on shit, you know? A hundred eyes, everywhere. External links Category: Grand Theft Auto (series) Category:2004 video games Category:PlayStation 2 video games Category:Xbox video games Category:Open-world video games