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Saturday the 14th
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Saturday the 14th is a 1981 film about a family that moves into a house inhabited by monsters.
Directed and written by Howard R. Cohen.
Just when you thought it was safe to look at the calendar again. (taglines)
Dialogue
Marge: Do you have children?
Waldemar: As often as we can.
Waldemar: He's in there, and we're out here. He's got that book by now!
Yolanda: If he had that book by now, he wouldn't still be in there.
Waldemar: But we'd still be out here.
Taglines
Just when you thought it was safe to look at the calendar again.
The year's number 1 horror-comedy spoof!
Cast
Richard Benjamin — John
Paula Prentiss — Mary
Jeffrey Tambor — Waldemar
Severn Darden — Van Helsing
Kari Michaelsen — Debbie
External links
0083033 Saturday the 14th
Category:1981 films
Category:1980s American films
Category:Comedy horror films