Yu-Gi-Oh! GX (season 2)

Seasons: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 | Movies: Bonds Beyond Time | Main The following is a list of quotes from the second season of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX. Episodes Back to Duel [2.01] Professor Crowler: After all, everyone on Earth knows Aster Phoenix. Jaden: [Near the Slifer Dorm with Aster] Hey kid, I don't know who you are, but let's duel! Wrong catch phrase, what I meant to say was... get your game on!! Jaden: So what's your name, freshman? Aster: You can call me A. P. Jaden: Alright Ap, let's throw down!! Syrus: I can swear I've seen that guy before. Alexis: You're right. Chazz: Yeah, he does look familiar. Dorothy: Hey Chazz, maybe he graduated from that snooty prep school of yours. Syrus: Good call. He certainly looks rich enough... and stuck up enough. Chazz: Look, shrimp, he's nothing like me! Aster: [Off-screen] Ojama Yellow! Defense mode!! [Chazz falls over] Aster: Wow, so I guess it's true. You are good as they say! Jaden: Thanks for the props. But when you play cards like Ojama Yellow, you don't exactly make it too tough. Chazz: [Smirks and leans next to Syrus] He's right. Jaden: What'd ya do? Take lessons from Chazz or something? [Chazz hears and falls over] Hassleberry: Can you guys tell me who's in charge 'round here? Champion or Chazz-been? [2.02] Chazz: You know, I used to be just like you. A snob who looked down on everyone around me. But I've changed. Know how? Now I'm a snob who only looks down on some people. A Hassleberry Hounding [2.03] Syrus: Will you give it up? You're not in the army! Troupe Tyranno: Who's the best? Troup Tyranno! And who's gonna win? Syrus: Troup Jaden! Jaden: Am I the only one here who hasn't gone insane? Sad But Truesdale [2.04] Syrus: Who's the scared one NOW?! Why don't I give you a little hint- she's the one with the monster speeding towards her! Syrus & Missy: Game on! Missy: Ladies first. [draws] Look out! I summon Prickle Fairy in defense mode! Syrus: [Thinking] Whenever things get tough, I start to doubt myself! I hear this voice in my head telling me to give up because I'm not good enough! Missy: You're not good enough, dork, so just give up! Syrus: [Thinking] See, there it is! Hassleberry: C'mon soldier, up and at 'em. You can't hide in there forever. Syrus: Of course not. Just for a few days. A week tops. But don't worry, I've got everything I need in here. Bottled water, a canned ham, Mr. Fuzzy-Bear.... Hassleberry: I am not even gonna ask. Missy: [After Syrus activates No Entry] Stroke of luck...lovely. The Demon [2.05] Syrus: So when Jaden fuses those two heroes he can choose to form Flame Wingman or Phoenix Enforcer? Jaden: Wait, I can?! Whoa, who knew? Chazz: Wow! You're even dumber than I thought! And that's saying a lot! Jaden: Whaddaya know? My deck has a new trick! Why didn't anyone tell me about this before? Chazz: How did this spazz ever beat me?! A New Breed of Hero (Part 1) [2.06] Bastion: according to my research, there isn't a sport. That aster phoenix hasn't mastered! And there's more. He has a high iq as well as a photographic memory. Syrus : I have a photographic memory, too. Well when I remember to load the film. [Jaden yawning] Jaden : Will you guys chill out? If you wanna do some research, I have some homework that needs finishing. Otherwise, cool it with the spy mission. Syrus : This is important! Bastion's trying to pinpoint what Aster phoenix's weakness is! And so far there is none! Jaden : Syrus, you're my best bud. But you're takin' all the fun outta this, bro! [Jaden yawning and lies down his bed] Jaden : Ya gotta love these ra yellow beds. [Jaden snoring] A New Breed of Hero (Part 2) [2.07] Aster: You can't hide from destiny! Pop Goes The Duel [2.08] Chazz: We may be one man down, but we're five men strong!! Well four men and a lovely lady... alright three men, a lady, and Syrus!! Atticus: Hey Sissy!! Alexis: [looks surprised] Atticus! Chazz: No way. Syrus: Nice song! Hasslebery: Hold on. Who's he calling a sissy!! Alexis: Me, he's my brother. Hassleberry: I knew that. Crowler: By the way Alexis, have you come to your senses yet, or not? Alexis: My senses? I'm not the one in a wetsuit with a boat strapped to my back. Alexis: I already told you guys, didn't I? Crowler wants me and Atticus to become a pop singing duo. Crowler: What's so bad about that? I get free publicity, you get a free dress. It's a win-win situation. Chazz: [Daydreams about Alexis in a dress] YEAH!!! Alexis: A little help here! Bastion: Yeah, Chazz, you know she can't carry a tune. Alexis: [Gets mad and slaps Bastion] Hassleberry: You gotta know when to hold it, soldier. Bastion: I was... trying to help. Girls are so complex. Chazz: 'L' to the 'E' to the 'X' to the 'I'! Lexi rules and that's no lie! Atticus: I've already named our band. We're called Bro-Bro and Sissy. Hassleberry: So, which one's he? Bastion: Good question... I've Seen The Light [2.09] Chazz: Where's your duel disk anyway? Sartorius: Who needs a duel disk when you have this! [Table appears] Chazz: Uh, you realize that's a table, don't you? A Greater Porpoise [2.10] Curry Worries [2.11] Chazz: [Watching the rest of the gang eating] Ugh. I once settled for this low-grade slop too, but then I joined the Society of Light! Now, I'm destined for something more! Bastion: Yes, starvation if you're waiting for a steak in this school. Camaraderie Contest [2.12] Atticus: You both wanna be frontman, but the problem is you're singing back-up. Like her, she dreams of stardom, but takes a backseat to her big bro. Syrus: You're on, Serge! I'll take your tough talk and wrap it up in a box, then I'll mail it right back to you! Atticus: At least my analogies make sense. Syrus: Think you're tough?! Watch this! I'll kick things off with Polymerization! And I'll use it to fuse my Ambulanceroid with my Rescueroid in order to create… Ambulance Rescueroid! Hassleberry: 2300 attack points?! Syrus: That's right! And since a fusion is a special summon, my blaster fires again! Now, Ambulance Rescueroid, attack! I'm not done! I summon Decoyroid in defense mode! Okay. I think I've punished you enough. So now, I'll end my turn with this. Oh, and as long as my Decoyroid is in play, it's the only monster you're allowed to attack! Hassleberry: With Ambulance Rescueroid in attack mode, I may not be able to use my Tyranno's special ability. But I can send your little Decoyroid on a one-way trip… to the card graveyard, that is! Syrus: Not gonna happen! Ambulance Rescueroid has a talent you should know about. Anytime you destroy one of my monsters, it can rescue the monster from my graveyard! So go ahead and try it, pal! Hassleberry: No way! So as soon as I attack your Decoyroid, it's gonna come right back to the field? Now, wait a sec. Since that's the only monster I can attack, I'm trapped! Or maybe not! Watch this! I sacrifice my Tyranno to activate a field spell! Big Evolution! Now for three turns, I can summon any dinosaur monster without having to make a sacrifice! So now I play Ultimate Tyranno in attack mode! No Pain, No Game [2.13] Bastion: Well if my brother hit rock-bottom, I'm sure I'd feel the same way. Chazz: And if Zane was my brother, I'd change my last name. Hey, guess what, Syrus? Now there's someone out there who's even lamer than you are! Going Bananas [2.14] [Jaden's lost in the woods looking for Duel Academy, and is going in the opposite direction from it] Jaden: [To Wheeler] Bye! Thanks for the memories! Haha! Wheeler: [Looks towards a sign pointing to Duel Academy looming over the trees] Jaden: All right, I've got to be close to Duel Academy now. If only there was a sign... [Walks off in the other direction] Homecoming Duel (Part 1) [2.15] Bonaparte: You know, you're only as old as you feel! Allow me to demonstrate! All right dudes, let's get funky with our bad selves! Syrus: What's he talking about? Homecoming Duel (Part 2) [2.16] Bastion: That's Jaden. If he's got one thing, it's a flair for the dramatic. Bastion: Great Scot! Syrus: Aww man! Hassleberry: Sam Hill! Alexis: Why don't I have a catchphrase! Dormitory Demolition [2.17] Crowler: That dorm is staying put! Bonaparte: Over my dead body! Crowler: Fine by me! Crowler: You're such a dramatic little man. But save the screaming for the end! Bonaparte: Well, FINE! I'll start with my Toy Soldier in attack mode! Hassleberry: I'm lost. Syrus: Me too. Bastion: Any thoughts, Jay? Jaden: This duel is so sweet! Obelisk White [2.18] Jasmine: He's pretty creepy. Mindy: Typical guy. Syrus: She's pretty riled up. Hassleberry: Typical gal. DuelFellas [2.19] Not Playing With A Full Deck [2.20] Howard: Well, well, well. A young blossom. So full of potential, yet so easy to destroy. Say your prayers. (stomps on flower) Jaden, you're next! Source of Strength [2.21] [Hassleberry and Sartorius' duel begins] Hassleberry: This war is on! [makes the first move] Talk about a good start. Giant Rex, front and center! Sartorius: Well done. Quite a powerful monster for your first turn. Hassleberry: Man, are you creepy. [Jaden and Syrus show up] Jaden: Wait! You gotta call off this duel! Do you have any idea who you're playing against?! Hassleberry: Of course. That's why I accepted. I'm plannin' on greasin' the treads of my tank with this brainwashin' lunatic! Then we can get Chazz and Alexis to come to their senses. Sartorius: Let's move on! [draws] Shall we? I'll begin with this… Arcana Force I in attack mode. [summons Arcana Force I - The Magician and the card above starts rotating] Hassleberry: What in Sam Hill is that?! Sartorius: Do you believe in destiny? Everything is predetermined. By often life gives the illusion of free will. Hassleberry: Huh? Sartorius: Observe. This card gives you choice. For it possesses two distinct special abilities. And you get to decide which one is used. Notice how the card rotates? It can stop upright or upside down. When it stops is up to you. Its position determines its ability. Hassleberry: I get the point. It's a game of chance. Now let's move on! Make it stop! [The card stops in its upright position] Sartorius: Arcana is right-side up. So whenever a spell card is played, it gets stronger… By doubling its points. Syrus: Aw, man! Sartorius: Let's try this again. I summon Arcana Force VII - The Chariot! Go ahead, you know what to do. Hassleberry: Stop now! [The Chariot card stops in upside-down position] Sartorius: Its upside-down effect activates, so if The Chariot is destroyed in battle, it reappears on your side. Hassleberry: [chuckles] No complaints here. Sartorius: We'll see about that. Happily Never After [2.22] Society of Light, except Sarina: (shouting) SARINA! SARINA! SARINA! Jaden: What, did he brainwash the whole dorm? Hassleberry: (muttering) Affirmative, Why else why would they be cheerin’ like that, it’s not like he deserves it. Syrus: Well, he is the oldest living freshman. Sartorius: You see, gentlemen. As a new student here, I'd rather not stand out. Hassleberry: Then get a new haircut! Sarina: Touche. [Jaden and Princess Rose's duel begins] Rose: This shouldn't take too long. I'll start with Tadpole. Hassleberry: Now that's ugly. Rose: (to Hassleberry) You would know. Syrus: (laughing) Heh! She got you. Hassleberry: (hiding face while muttering) I know. Taken By Storm (Part 1) [2.23] Taken By Storm (Part 2) [2.24] [Aster sees Jaden and Solomon near an alley] Aster: Jaden? Jaden: Hey bro. Grandpa, this is my good friend, Aster Phoenix. Solomon: I know. I follow professional dueling. I'm a big fan. Aster: Who knew I had such old fans. Grampa: Like who? Frost: Either these guys are the ultimate tag team, or you and I are getting played, bro! [Reflector catches the light] Yo! Check out our reflectors! Thunder: Oh snap! These no-good punks can totally see each others cards! J-Dawg & T-Bone [2.25] Solomon: Chin up. So your friends got captured by an evil psychopath who's plotting world domination. Not to worry! That happened to me several times! Mirror Mirror (Part 1) [2.26] Jaden: Thanks, Aster! Aster: For what? Get it straight, I'm going to Kaibaland for me, not you. Jaden: Well, believe it or not, I actually enjoy your company, bro! Solomon: Not this place! Jaden: What is it, Gramps? Aster: Try reading the sign dude. Jaden: Ok... now what is it in English? Jaden: Before we get our game on, who's your partner? Sarina: She's been right here. Would you boys like to meet her? Surprise. [her reflection twin appears] Jaden: Give me a break. And I thought one was bad. Jaden, Aster, and Sarina twins: GAME ON! [Tag-team duel begins] Sarina #1: Since we're in my world, I'll start! [draws] Now I summon, Sprit Ukyo! Then I'll lay a card facedown and play this! It's a spell card called, Full Moon Mirror. Mirror Mirror (Part 2) [2.27] Aster: This is why you're a beginner and I'm a pro! [Bastion and Solomon see Jaden, Aster, Syrus, and Hassleberry come out from the virtual arena] Solomon: Hey, have you seen four kids, about your size? Bastion: Actually... that's them. What a Doll! [2.28] Let's Make A Duel [2.29] [Alexis grabs Jaden] Bob: Alexis! I'm here for you! Unhand her! Jaden: 'Unhand'?! She's got me! Bob: Never fear, Bob is here! I'll protect you! Jaden: No offense bro, but I need protection! Magnetic Personality [2.30] Bastion: Am I... a good duelist or not? Jaden: Good? You're great! Right Sy? Like when you beat, um.... Bastion: Go on! Syrus: Well, that Amazon girl? Bastion: Ugh. She won. Schooling the Master [2.31] Generation neXt [2.32] Jaden: He won! In just one turn! Bastion: Not quite. Sartorious never had a turn. So he won... in zero turns. Rah, Rah, Ra! [2.33] Jaden: Welcome back, Chum! Syrus: If I knew you were coming, I'd have made some grilled steak! Chumley: That's okay. This isn't the time, Sy. Although, if you've got some bread and pie Hassleberry: Just check the fridge. The Art of The Duel [2.34] Syrus: I'm coming.... Not everyone runs fifteen miles every morning at the crack of dawn.... Blinded By The Light (Part 1) [2.35] Jaden: Wait, I'm confused. Chazz: Yeah, what else is new? Blinded By The Light (Part 2) [2.36] Chazz: I'm not perfect and I don't care! The Darkness Within [2.37] Chazz: Burnt fish, rotten seaweed, rancid soup, and something I can't even identify? You call this lunch? Dorothy: It's good to have you back. [Jaden learns that Zane has come back to the Academy] Jaden: That means I can duel him now! I'm gonna get my Zane on! Pro-Dueling [2.38] Syrus: Jaden, we gotta chill more often. Chazz: Dude, I am so down with that plan. Don't Fear The Reaper [2.39] Jaden: [Sees the Reaper] Uh, hi...? Reaper: [Holds up scythe threateningly] Jaden: I think I have the wrong forest.... Duel For Hire [2.40] Bonaparte: Well this settles it [Holds two hand full of medals] You see these, proof that I'm superior to you in every way. Crowler: Oh please. Someone who can't even reach the elevator buttons is superior to me. Bonaparte: That was low, Crowler. Crowler: No, what's low is you. Low to the ground that is! Crowler: Look shrimp, at least I didn't win mine from freshmen. Bonaparte: I know. That's because they beat you. Your last medal came from a 4 year old! Crowler: He was 5!! Jaden: Hey Dr. C, hey Mr. B! So what's up with the long faces? Crowler: Who us? ...We're fine. Jaden: Wait a second... you got fired, didn't you? [Both Crowler and Bonaparte fall over] Jaden: Am I right? Crowler: WHO TOLD YOU!!!? Bonaparte: DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW!!? Syrus: The whole school kinda knows. [Bonaparte and Crowler turn white] Hassleberry: They look like they've seen a ghost. Jaden: Correction, they look like they are ghosts. Heart of Ice (Part 1) [2.41] Jaden: It's time to get your game on! Alexis: No, it's time for you to get a new line. Chazz: That's not all! I wrote you a poem to go with it! [Clears throat] My love for you is like an Ojama! I love you more than a trip to the Bahamas! And even more than a llama loves his mama! I love you in a dress but also pajamas! And you'll always be my little Lexi-rama! Atticus: [Applauds] Chazz: You're too kind. Syrus: Uh, Chazz, I was kidding about the whole poem thing. Heart of Ice (Part 2) [2.42] Jaden: [Thinking] Time for Plan B! Of course, until I actually think of one, her Snow Fairy is probably a good place to start. Alexis: You should change your catchphrase to "Get you lame on"! Jaden: The only time I ever throw in the towel, is laundry day! Alexis: [Awakes after the duel and to Jaden] We have a duel? Wait I beat you. True? Please, tell me that I did not lose. Jaden: [Extends a hand to Alexis for help her to up] You win. Tough Love [2.43] Aster: He doesn't want revenge. I've been talking trash for the past ten minutes, and he still won't take the bait. Syrus: Then what do you want, Zane? Zane: Meet the new me. Thanks to duels like this, your brother was reborn. Syrus: Uh, happy birthday? It's All Relative [2.44] Crowler: [Over the intercom] Attention slackers! Will Jaden Yuki please report to the physics lab immediately! You have a pop quiz to take. Jaden: [Freaking out] Syrus: Come on. It's not that bad. It's one teeny little test. Jaden: Just a test?! Tests are the enemy, Sy! I'll flunk out of school! [Hassleberry enters] Why are you here? Hassleberry: We heard about that pop quiz of yours. Jaden: Awesome! So what's the escape plan? Syrus: Escape plan? For one test? Hassleberry: Son, it's pop quiz time! Jaden: Can't we talk about- [Pushed into physics lab] Hassleberry: Oh, and uh, good luck! Hassleberry: Jaden... Physics quiz. Shoot, that boy just may have to cheat. The Dark Light [2.45] Bonaparte: Don't you people have dorm rooms? Jaden: Yeah, but they don't have stereo surround sound. Ultimate Destiny [2.46] Aster: Hold on! If that's true, then why did you adopt me?! The D: It's simple. The police would never suspect a generous man like me. And it worked! Thank you, "son". The Key Factor [2.47] Prince Ojin: So, the mouse confronts the cat. The Phoenix Has Landed (Part 1) [2.48] Jaden: Hurry! Aster needs our help! Sheppard: [Stuck up in a tree] Aster?! What about me?! Aster & Sartorius: GAME ON! [Duel begins] Sartorius: The first move is mine! [draws] I call Arcana Force III - The Empress! Jaden: Yikes! Be careful! [The card above starts rotating counterclockwise] Sartorius: The special abilities of my Empress are determined by the position of the card once it stops. Aster: Then stop! Sartorius: Foolish boy. Destiny has already played this duel, and every move has been determined. Therefore, the card will stop right-side up. [The card stops in it's upright position] Aster: How? Sartorius: [cackles sinisterly] Haven't you learned by now? You're not in control. Destiny is! And since the Empress is right-side up, when you play a monster, I can summon another Arcana Force card! I'll conclude with this… one card facedown. Jaden: All right, it's all you. So get your game on! Aster: Sounds good! [draws] I'll start with this… a Destiny Hero! [summons Diamond Dude in defense mode] Diamond Dude, you're on! Sartorius: And thanks to my Empress card, I can play Arcana Force IV - The Emperor. Come forth in attack mode! Now let's see, what will his special ability be? Aster: Let me guess… right-side up. Sartorius: Well, of course, Aster. Therefore all my monsters receive a bonus. Now they're stronger by 500 points! Sartorius: I summon Arcana Force VII - The Chariot! Round and round it goes. And where it stops, only destiny knows! Syrus: Right-side up again! Hassleberry: Come on, now! Sartorius: Chariot, offer Diamond Dude a lesson in firepower! Master Blast! Sartorius: [as he sacrifices his Empress and Aster's Diamond Dude to summon Arcana Force XVIII - The Moon] How convenient. Another card lands right-side up. So I get a little gift during my stand-by phase. Looks like destiny has my back this time! Aster: All right, Sartorius. Your monsters may outnumber mine, but you're forgetting one important detail! Sartorius: Really? And what would that be? Aster: That it's still my turn! So I send a card to the graveyard to activate Dunker's effect: the 500-point strike! [Sartorius takes 500 points of damage] Hassleberry: There ya go! Syrus: He may have a shot at this after all. Jaden: Told ya. Jaden: [as Sartorius summons Arcana Force XXI - The World] That's his most powerful card yet, guys! [The World card rotates counterclockwise and stops in its upright position] Sartorius: And it's right-side up! But I'll save that for later. First, my Emperor and my Moon will launch an attack! The Phoenix Has Landed (Part 2) [2.49] Aster: I wouldn't be where I am if it weren't for you, so wipe off that frown! Sartorius: Ready to lose and suffer? First, I activate Necro Sacrifice! So that means two monsters appear on your side, but don't get too excited because there's a downside. Once I remove these two monsters from my graveyard, I can summon one that's even more powerful to my side of the field! So I think I'll give you my Empress and Emperor. [the Empress and Emperor both now appear on Aster's side] And because I'm nice, you can choose their mode. Aster: Fine. Defense mode! Sartorius: How boring, but I'm not surprised. Aster: If they're heads up, I get their abilities, but what if they're upside down? Sartorius: You're about to find out! [The Empress and Emperor cards both stop in their upside-down positions] Aster: Come on! Sartorius: Can't you see? It's your destiny to fail, Aster! Since the Empress is upside down, each time a monster is summoned to my side, one of your cards goes to the graveyard! But there's more. Just look. The Emperor is upside down as well. Therefore both of your new monsters become 500 attack points weaker. Hassleberry: He can't catch a break! This is just plum ridiculous! Syrus: Talk about bad luck. Sartorius: And now, it's time you met the newest addition to my arsenal, for I can finally summon this card, my Arcana Force XV! Aster: The Fiend! Jaden: [after Aster summons Destiny Hero - Plasma] No way! Sartorius: Impossible! Aster: I'm afraid it's true! Plasma's back where it belongs! What an appropriate end! The card that brought you here is the same one that's gonna send you back where you came from! Sartorius: [laughing sinisterly] That card is nothing but an empty shell! I have a new home in the body of your friend! Aster: Don't make yourself too comfortable, 'cause you won't be there for king once I do this! I activate Plasma's special effect so I can steal half the attack points of one of your monsters. And I think I'll choose The World! By the way, I have another card that belonged to my dad, too, D-Force! So as long as this spell card stays face-up on my deck, my Destiny Hero - Plasma's special effect stays active, but the special abilities of your monsters don't! The only downside is that I can't draw any more cards. But thanks to Plasma and D-Force, I don't need any. Oh, yeah. And I hope you didn't plan on using any spells or traps, 'cause they're useless against me, too! Syrus: Aster's got the upper hand! Jaden: With a card like Plasma, how could he not? Aster: Now, Plasma, attack his Life Points directly with Vengeful Reign! Sartorius: Your attack is cancelled, thanks to my Temperance! All I have to do is place it in my graveyard! Sartorius: Now for my final move! I'll start by activating The Material Lord and The Spiritual Lord. Then I'll add The Sky Lord! The time has come to see the light. [viciously] Didn't I tell you, you can't run away from your destiny? Well, behold the fate of the entire human race! I sacrifice my three lord pillars to summon the most powerful creature in my deck! ARCANA FORCE EX - THE LIGHT RULER! The Hands of Justice (Part 1) [2.50] Jaden: We're gonna do things MY way! Get your game on! Sartorius: But I don't need to duel you! You've already given me what I want! Jaden: [Dismayed] What was I thinking?! The Hands of Justice (Part 2) [2.51] Jaden: All right. I need a plan. Come on, Jaden, think! I've gotta deactivate his Light Barrier. Sartorius: I can hear you. You might want to think without speaking next time. Jaden: I can see your future. And it's looking bleak! Future Changes [2.52] Hassleberry: I'm a sucker for happy endings. Jaden: Well, what's left to say? Syrus: How about your famous catchphrase? Jaden and Syrus: GET YOUR GAME ON! Hassleberry: What game are we talkin' about? Syrus: You're ruining the mood! External links Yu-Gi-Oh! GX (season 2) Category:Yu-Gi-Oh! seasons