Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) (season 2)

Seasons: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 | Main Season 2 Return of the Shredder Bebop: Earth, make way for Bebop and Rocksteady! Rocksteady: And away we go! [Bebop and Rocksteady crash into the portal as it closes and Krang laughs] Rocksteady: Why'd you do that? Krang: Because I enjoy seeing both people and animals suffer. And you, my friends are both! Donatello: Hey, Michelangelo told us how you trashed those two punks in the supermarket. Raphael: Just our luck to miss it. We could've used the workout. Michelangelo: Aw, those dudes were easy. Not like taking on Shredder's foot ninjas. Donatello: Kinda weird, you know? If it wasn't for Shredder, we'd still be four tiny pet turtles. Michelangelo: For sure. That was pretty cool the way his mutating gel made us grow. Raphael: Yeah, but that same gel left our Master Splinter trapped in the form of a rat. Boy, I'd like to go one on one with that shred head. Donatello: Forget it, Raphael. Shredder's stuck in Dimension X along with that flipped-out brain creature, Krang. The Incredible Shrinking Turtle [The Turtles have just rescued an alien who's spaceship crashed into a reservoir] Leonardo: He's still alive. Let's get him to shore, quick. Michaelangelo: Man. This is one freaky-looking alien. Donatello: He probably thinks you're pretty weird too. Shredder: [watching from a nearby bush out of sight] What have those meddlesome turtles stumbled upon, now? [The Turtles get the alien safely to shore] Donatello: Quick, boil some water. Raphael: We're not delivering a baby, dimbo. Donatello: I heard it in a movie. Leonardo: Head for the high ground! Donatello: [trying to reach up] Uh, I got news for ya: the high ground is too high. [the Turtles get washed away] Leonardo: Remember, we're turtles! We're at home under the water! Raphael: Just keep telling me that! Michaelangelo: Whoa buds. That was one totally radical ride. Leonardo: Now all we gotta worry about is getting to shore. Raphael: We've got bigger problems than that, Leonardo. Donatello: [To Raphael] You're always looking for trouble. Raphael: [points] Oh yeah? Well, this time the trouble's looking for us. [A huge piranha fish is heading towards them] Donatello: Yikes. It's Moby Dick's big brother. Michaelangelo: I promise, dudes. I'll never eat another anchovy pizza again. Raphael: I got news for you. You may never eat another pizza, period. It Came from Beneath the Sewers (1988 and 2004 Versions) Dark-Haired Boy: I wonder where that lady with the three dollars went. Red-Haired Boy: Yeah. This thing's starting to get heavy. Shredder: I'll be happy to take it off your hands. Red-Haired Boy: Hey! Where'd you come from? Shredder: If you must know, from Dimension X, in a far-off galaxy. Red-Haired Boy: You don't scare us, Mister. We’ve seen every episode of Star Trek. Dark-Haired Boy: That's right. Now give that thing back. The Mean Machines O.M.N.S.S.: Greetings. Shredder: Who or what, are you? O.M.N.S.S.: I am O.M.N.S.S. Omnipotent Multiprocessing Nexus Sub-universal sentience. Stockman: A thinking machine. Shredder: Artificial Intelligence? Stockman: Hmph! I prefer the real thing. O.M.N.S.S.: A disbeliever, eh? Shredder: Parlour tricks! Those are of no use to me. O.M.N.S.S.: This is nothing compared to what I am capable of doing! With a stronger power source, I could control every machine in this city. Shredder: Then you shall have it, my friend. You shall have it! Curse of the Evil Eye Shredder: [destroying punch-bag] Those blasted Turtles! Because of them I've lost the helmet! Baxter: I think I have the solution to your problem Master. Shredder: Not now! If Krang finds out about this… Baxter: But Master, I… Shredder: I said "silence" you blithering fool, I'm thinking! I can't be bothered with your ridiculous toys at a time like this! Baxter: [muttering to himself] Ridiculous toys, hmm? [he puts the Sarnothometer in his pocket and leaves] Shredder: Now, stop wasting my time with those idiotic inventions of yours! Baxter? Baxter, where are you? BAXTER?! Blodgett: I can turn this gold watch into lots of gold. Piles of gold! (nothing happens) Oh, it didn't work. I wonder why not? Baxter: Because you're an idiot, that's why! The Case of the Killer Pizzas Raphael: Where'd he go?! Enter: The Fly Michelangelo: Nah. It's a new flavor pizza I just invented. Anchovies smothered in gazai leaves! Ha ha ha ha! Turtles: No! Gross! Yuck! Get it away! Michelangelo: Yeah, I was hoping you'd say that. Leaves more for me! Here's gazai in your eye! [he eats his slice of pizza as the episode ends] Invasion of the Punk Frogs News Anchor: And I repeat. Two delinquents are on a rampage in Times Square. One wears a rhinoceros mask, the other a warthog mask. Leonardo: It's Rocksteady and Bebop. Donatello: I wonder why the temper tantrum? Raphael: Beats me. Maybe they passed a mirror and saw what they looked like [chuckles]. Splinter No More Donatello: This waiting is getting on my nerves. Raphael: Don't worry. It'll be over soon. Leonardo: And he'll be here any minute. And then we do what we do best! Raphael: Yeah. Michelangelo: Pizza! Ta da! Donatello: Mm. Good stuff, Michelangelo. Michelangelo: [Splinter arrives] Uh, master Splinter. I know you don't dig pizza. [He holds a sushi tray] So I got you a sushi tray. Splinter: It is thoughtful of you, Michelangelo, but I'm afraid I'm not hungry. Raphael: [to Michelangelo] He didn't want it. Donatello: I don't blame him. Raw fish! Yech! Michelangelo: Splinter's been acting mondo depressed lately. What do you suppose is bringing him down? Raphael: He's probably worried about Shredder's next move. Leonardo: I don't think that's it. I think master Splinter misses being human. Michelangelo: Oh, I think you got it, bro. Like, wouldn't it be rad if we could grant him his wish? Raphael: Yeah, but a chemical that can change a rat into a human ain't easy to come by, even in this city. Donatello: Hold it, guys. I think I've got just the thing. Follow me. Mr. Thompson: April, get in here. April: I'm not that bad. New York's Shiniest Michelangelo: Perhaps to the not in the sewers pizza. [The Turtles, in the Turtle Van, are surrounded by an army of Rex Clones] Rex Clone: Drop your weapons! [Draws his laser pistol] You are under arrest in the name of the Emperor Shredder! Donatello: Shredder. I should've known. Rex Clone: I repeat! Drop your weapons! [Rex Clone fires a laser shot, and blows a hole in the bridge in front of the Turtle Van] Leonardo: Forget it. We rather drop our bodies. Turtle Power! [The Turtles drive the Turtle Van through the hole, and it lands in the ocean. Two of the Rex Clone robot look down at the water through the hole] Rex Clone: Emperor Shredder, there is no sign of the four Turtle criminals. Shredder: [watching everything on his viewscreen] Excellent! Excellent! The Turtles are gone at last! [presses a button on console] Emperor Shredder to all robot enforcers, proceed to Phase Two. April: [gasps] It's security guards. Rex-1: Are you in danger?! April: Stay still, now hold you tongue. Rex-1: Whatever your say. Teenagers from Dimension X The Catwoman from Channel Six (1989 and 2007 versions) Irma: No way! I'm not let out of this room! Return of the Technodrome Krang: Someone has reversed the seismic polarities. The Technodrome is sinking and I'm powerless to stop it. Shredder, this is all your fault. I'll get you for thiiiiisssssss..... [The Technodrome sinks into the lava]. April: What a story. And the remarkable thing is, they were defeated by four half-teenagers and half-turtles. Raphael: Hey. And let's not forget one half-man and half-rat, huh? April: Hey, I just realized something. I'm the only 100 percent human being in this place. Michaelangelo: Aw, don't feel bad, April. Nobody's perfect. [Everyone laughs] Extra Link Category:American animated television seasons Category:Television programs based on comics Category:Animated TV shows about turtles 2