Sgt. Frog

Sgt. Frog is an anime acquired by FUNimation Entertainment about a group of alien frogs and their wacky mishaps on Planet Pekopon. Episode 1 Keroro: Keroro Presents: Meet the Sergeant! Keroro: Surrender your world and make me pie! Keroro: The Keroball could destroy your planet with a single press of a button. It's the one next to dance party. Aki: Our house was build over a feudal prison, which was built over a cemetery, which was built over a dark cavern which may lead to the Underworld. Or some junk like that. Keroro: Keroro Presents: The Episode That Should Have Come First! Keroro: An alien? that's ridiculous! I'm just a normal Pekoponian frog creature that talks because of magic wonder dust. Natsumi: Okay, its not a toddler, its not smart enough. Episode 2Keroro: Keroro Presents: Bag Of Secrets!Keroro: Keroro Presents: Cow Flesh Of Love!Tamama: (in subtitled version) I drink a lot of cola, so that's why I fart a lot.Momoka: (in subtitled version, punching Tamama) Shut the hell up! Episode 8Keroro: Alright private, initiate initializationAngol: Hey, where are the lights?Keroro: Relax. I set them to turn on gradually. It's more dramatic that way.Giroro: Just to be clear these lights serve no actual purpose right.Tamama: That is correct. Episode 9 (Tamama and Angol being asked to rate Keroro)Tamama: Well he's smarter than a jellybean or most of them.Angol: He tries his best when he's not busy not tryingTamama: A jellybean can try but I'm still go'a eat it. Episode 10Keroro: Stupid *bleeping* Kululu! Episode 15Paul: Mr. Tamama, my mustache compells me to ask if this is too much for the miss.Tamama: Spin chair workouts make me the well adjusted unrepressed frog you see today!Paul: If weird space frog training will help her, then space frog training she will do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Episode 18Natsumi: This isn't exactly what I had in mind. Now I look like a flapper.Keroro: It would seem that when the ray gun made you older, it also made your speech patterns more grandpa-like.Dororo: (reading a letter left by Keroro) Went to Doinaka Beach, Natsumi has weird lady body. Dororo: Clearly your ninja skills have improved, but even ninjas love innertubing. Episode 20Keroro: It's like licking all the cookies on the cookie plate. Whoever gets there first gets to keep all the cookies.Giroro:WHAT!! But Our torpedoes are 500 percent more lethal than necessary!!!!!! Episode 21Koyuki: What is wrong with you Natsumi? Are you lactose intolerant but drink milk anyway?Koyuki: Ninjas only need three things: Heaven, Earth and hand gestures.Guy 1: It's the Red Comet!Guy 2: Yeah, that means nothing to me.Guy 1: It's a drift racing legend man. That driver lives life one quarter miles at a time.Guy 2: What!? Is that a "Fast and the Furious" reference?Tamama:Sarge, truth or dare.Keroro: Um dare, no wait truth.Tamama: So, who do you like?Giroro: Besides himself you mean?Keroro: I like. . . Hey! Why shouldn't I like himself? I'm amazing. Episode 33Tamama: THIS IS STUPID! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRAW THINGS MOVING?! I HATE IT! LOOK AT ME, WHY DON'T YOU TRY DRAWING THIS?! *Bleep* MY LIFE!Narrator: Losing your temper won't get you anywhere. Episode 42Keroro''': I'll admit soccer is redonk. It's not nearly as cool as ultra-ball, fire hockey, foot blast or shooting men at velcro walls. External links Category:Anime Category:Science fiction