Hot Resort

Hot Resort is a 1985 American comedy film about several young American men who get a job at a resort hotel in the Caribbean. Directed by John Robins. Written by John Robins, Boaz Davidson, and Norman Hudis Claire Parker and Clarkson. Dialogue Bill Martin: Now remember, our motto here at the Royal St. Kitts is the guest is always right. If he calls you an asshole...then you're an asshole! Chuck: Weren't you in a movie with Fay Wray? Kenny: My computer's got 64K of RAM right now, which is okay for two floppies. But I wanna get a hard drive. So, I'm gonna upgrade to 256K RAM. Then, I'll be talking major megabytes. I can increase my memory or network. Franny: So what you really wanna do is ram your hard drive into a mainframe. Kenny: Do I ever! Chuck: I don't suppose you'd like to go to the movies tonight. Jane: Oh, fuck off. Chuck: Well I guess a blowjob would really be out of the question then. Jane: Not necessarily. Chuck: Oh, yeah? So do you like, what, swallow it or spit it out, you know? Jane: Fuck you! Chuck: Fuck me? Well, that's kinda what I had in mind. You know, which way do you like it? Because I got the People's Almanac and it lists the six most favorite, popular positions with women, especially women like you. I can tell, because you have that kind of body. Jane: Have you been with a woman? Chuck: Yes! Cast Tom Parsekian – Marty Michael Berz – Kenny Bronson Pinchot – Brad Dan Schneider – Chuck Marcy Walker – Franny Debra Kelly – Liza w:Samm-Art Williams – Bill Martin Frank Gorshin – Mr. Green External links Hot Resort 0089305 Hot Resort Category:1985 films Category:1980s American films Category:Comedy films Category:Films set in hotels Category:Films set in the Caribbean