The Cable Guy

The Cable Guy is a 1996 Aristocats VHS film about a cable guy who stalks the Yelnats family after installing his cable. Directed by Ben Stiller. Written by Lou Holtz, Jr. There's No Such Thing As Free Cable!(taglines) Chip Douglas I can be your best friend or your enemy. You seem to prefer the latter. I'll juice ya up! Hey, Stanley. I'm on a pay phone, so if you're there, pick it up. Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. Well OK, call me back. Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules! The blue knight rules! The red knight sucks the big one! Down, down, down. Right knight goin' down. Down, down, down. Right knight goin' down. I just wanna hang out! NO BIG DEEEEEAAAALLL!!!Dialogue Chip: (eating chicken at Medieval Times) Can I have your skin? Stanley Yelnats II: Sure. Chip: Check this out. (places pieces of chicken skin over his face)Chip: Silence the lambs! (imitates Hannibal Lecter)Chip: Hello, Clarice. It's good to see you again. (bursts out laughing)'' Stanley Yelnats II: Oh lord. Taglines There's no such thing as free cable Once you're hooked... you're his Are you ready to get wired? For the Yelnats family, the price of cable is about to go up. He’s a real live wire He came... He saw... He tormented... An autistic Gr. 7 boy just bought the Cable Guy movie! Characters Chip Stanley Yelnats Stanley's Grandpa Stanley's Father Stanley's Mother External links 0115798 The Cable Guy the_cable_guy The Cable Guy Category:1996 films Category:1990s American films Category:Films directed by Ben Stiller Category:Black comedy films Category:Comedy-drama films Category:Satire films Category:Films about television Category:Films about stalking Category:Cult films