Totally Spies!/Season 1

A Thing for Musicians [1.1] Clover: So, Sammy, any chance I could borrow your cashmere belly sweater tomorrow? Sam: Sure, that's what best friends are for, Clover. Alex: What about me? Clover: Don't be crazy, Alex. We can't possibly wear Sam's sweater at the same time. The New Jerry [1.2] Clover: Jerry, you've got to help us... Jerry: [on recording] Sorry, Clover, I can't help you. I'm retired! Clover: Très uncouth! I mean, I don't care if he is retired, this is an emergency! The Getaway [1.3] Alex: Corey, I have a confession! I never surfed anything bigger than a 35 foot wave! Corey: [shouting] OK! Hold on, Alex! Alex: [off-screen] Sammy! Clover! Help! Stuck in the Middle Ages with You [1.4] Sam: You'd think she'd be over kings by now. Alex: Who knows, Sammy? They say third time's a charm. Child's Play [1.5] Alex: Sammy, stop! Sammy! Clover: Simon says stop, Sam! The Eraser [1.6] The Fugitives [1.7] Jerry: Girls, it's OK. We realize that you were only trying to clear your names. Clover: Oh, I guess we're lucky you figured it out before you gave us lobotomies. Abductions [1.8] Clover: [teary-eyed] Oh, Sammy! I'm so sorry I called you a thief and a traitor! Sam: No, no! I'm the one who should be sorry! I never should have accepted the role of Cosette! Model Citizens [1.9] Spy Gladiators [1.10] Silicon Valley Girls [1.11] CHAD: You've been a bad boy, coach! Time for your punishment! Sam: Time to go to Plan B! Clover: Do we even HAVE a Plan B? Queen for a Day [1.12] Sam: I was thinking one of us should pose as Tassara while the other two pose as servants and thwart any kidnapping attempts. What do you think, Clover? Clover: I think it's a great idea, Sammy. And of course, I'll play the role of the Queen. Now that I get to be a REAL queen, a fake real one at least. I could care less about being a dumb high school homecoming queen. Ah, I wonder what my first queenly duty should be. Shrinking [1.13] Aliens [1.14] Wild Style [1.15] The Black Widows [1.16] Alex: What are we gonna do, Sammy? Mandy's got those two brainiacs and that yoga guy. Sam: Please do not tell me you're serious. Clover: Of course I'm serious, Sammy! I LOVE cheerleading! Spy vs. Spy [1.17] Jerry: Can I convince you girls to stay with WOOHP? Pam: Sorry, Jerry. We've had enough WOOHP adventures for one lifetime. Clover: Sammy, tell me again why we're going to some lame seminar while those spy wannabes are stealing our jobs! Alex: Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. Evil Boyfriend [1.18] Sam: Here's to never letting anything get in the way of our friendship again. Clover: Especially not a boy. Alex: From now on, it's all about togetherness. Game Girls [1.19] Clover: Finally, an evil villain who isn't bitter about being dissed or something. Jerry: It says here that the Lady Dragon left the video game industry several years ago because they refused to make some of her more eccentric games. Clover: Figures. A Spy is Born [1.20] Passion Patties [1.21] Clover: Well, after being a large size everything, I decided having a big hat size is no big deal. It's best being happy with whatever size you are. Soul Collector [1.22] Clover: [as Alex, Clover and Sam are tied up, about to be zapped by an aging ray] We have got to get out of here. I am too young to be old. Malled [1.23] Security Guard: Nice try, lady. I hereby assign you to 2 weeks on the store’s cleaning crew. Mandy: Cleaning crew?! I have never cleaned anything in my entire life! Can’t I just hire someone to do the cleaning for me? Clover: While you’re cleaning the mall, why don’t you take this opportunity to clean up your act? Do You Believe in Magic? [1.24] Iceman Cometh [1.25] Man or Machine [1.26] Emperor: Goodbye, ladies. Goodbye. Clover: OK. A man of few words. Sam: Too few.