Action League Now!

Action League Now! (2001-2002) was an American animated television series that aired on Nickelodeon. The series follows the adventures of a superhero league, composed of various toy action figures and dolls. Dialogue Stinky Diver: This is pathetic. I'm missing Baywatch for this? Meltman: Maybe we're early, Stinky. [after the Mayor unveils the big baby at a circus sideshow] Thunder Girl: Awww, it's a witsy-bitsy baby! Stinky Diver: Blimey! It's a grotesque parody of human life! Stinky Diver: Smash it, crush it, destroy it! Bill: No, Big Baby's a rare creature, to be studied, not destroyed. Let us use reason, not violence. Chief: Say, um, Bill, there's something we've been meaning to tell you. Thundergirl: Uh, yeah. Big Baby sort of grabbed your daughter, Quarky, and ran off with her. Bill: That thing has my daughter? Aaah! Smash it, crush it, destroy it! Announcer: Meanwhile, the League has gathered together for a touching, final farewell... Chief: Blast it! If I had any legs left, I'd stomp all you fool-heads into the ground! Tears of a Clone Chief: (shrieks) HOLY MOTHER OF MOTHERS!! Cloned Leagues: Hi, Chief! Bill: Oh no, I was afraid of this. Chief: No, you weren't, you pointy-headed geek! I WAS!! Armageddon Outta Here Narrator: A planet: doomed. A rocket: kaboomed! As a deadly showdown approaches, our ill-fated four reflect on the meaning of their lives. Thunder Girl: I never got to direct! Meltman: I may have only been a chunk of melted plastic, but I tried! Stinky Diver: You blokes aren't such tossers after all. Admiral: Commence bombing! Bill: Wait, you can't! Not just for me, but for the love of science, the love of knowledge, the love of... sequels! Admiral: Sequels? Cancel that order, gunner! We've got a franchise to protect! League: Yay! Narrator: Not nearly the end... Cast The Flesh, The Chief, Bill the Lab Guy, and Stinky Diver (voiced by Jim Krenn) Thundergirl (voiced by Cris Winter) Meltman (voiced by Scott Paulsen) External links Category:2000s American animated comedy TV shows Category:2000s Nickelodeon original series Category:American animated TV spin-offs Category:Stop-motion animated TV shows Category:American children's animated action TV shows Category:American children's animated adventure TV shows Category:American children's animated comedy TV shows Category:American children's animated superhero TV shows Category:Superhero comedy TV shows Category:Cancelled shows Category:Nicktoons