Kerry Jackson

Kerry Jackson is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show. Sourced Goodnight everybody! Daily Sign-off Goodnight mom. Past Sign-off If Harry's wearing his cloak of invisibility, I guarantee he's not planting his wand. Radio From Hell (June 8, 2005) I'm getting screwed today. Right in the mouth. Radio From Hell (July 8, 2005) If you want to happy for the rest of your life, make a crack-whore your wife. Radio From Hell (July 27 2005) 'Fetus in Uterus' I get. Radio From Hell (August 24, 2005) We’ll eat your gum. Radio From Hell (September 6, 2005) Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities? Radio From Hell (September 6, 2005) Why do you think I always have a rubber glove? Radio From Hell (September 8, 2005) At what point do you shake it all about? Radio From Hell (September 20, 2005) Famous people are delicious. Radio From Hell (October 7, 2005) Who is this man taking a crap in my bathroom!? Radio From Hell (October 11, 2005) You love the bidet more than me. Radio From Hell (October 11, 2005) Where I come from they're just 'fun bags.' Radio From Hell (November 14, 2005) It's revved for her pleasure. Radio From Hell (January 25, 2006) The baby is leaking! Radio From Hell (January 30, 2006) Oh no! He's got him in the deadly Egyptian burger! Radio From Hell (January 30, 2006) Even Beyonce's booty can't save that. Radio From Hell (January 30, 2006) Food should not be origami. Radio From Hell (March 10, 2006) I don't need to see Paxton's sack. Radio From Hell (March 20, 2006) Clam jacket. Radio From Hell (March 21, 2006) I'm a second-tier troll with powers to bewilder! Radio From Hell (April 12, 2006) It smells funny, but it works. Radio From Hell (April 20, 2006) Don't spend another evening with the sex cantaloupe. Radio From Hell (April 25, 2006) This is discrimination against gay, nautically-themed cupcake mascots. Radio From Hell (April 28, 2006) I'm not mad at you I'm mad a the cheese-steak. Radio From Hell (June 9, 2006) You knew I was a pornographer when I climbed on your back. - as Larry Flynt Radio From Hell (June 9, 2006) He's prejudiced against the toothless. Radio From Hell (June 12, 2006) When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you. Radio From Hell (September 20, 2006) The power of Christ compels you to parry. Radio From Hell (October 3, 2006) Oh! My proscenium is killing me! Radio From Hell (October 21, 2006) I'm so goth I crap bats. Radio From Hell (November 1, 2006) Oh! I need Syphilis! Radio From Hell (November 15, 2006) My proctologist has The Thumb of Doom too. Radio From Hell (January 4, 2007) You get first crack at the chicken balls if you get there early. Radio From Hell (January 10, 2007) The fate of the nation is in my hands and I've got a booger. - as George W. Bush Radio From Hell (January 11, 2007) Never stick your hand out and let someone squirt something into it unless you know what it is. Radio From Hell (January 18, 2007) I have a fresh muff. Radio From Hell (January 23, 2007) Then your muff would be all wet. Radio From Hell (January 23, 2007) I gotta go make norbit. Radio From Hell (February 8, 2007) It's like you put a turd in her mouth. Radio From Hell (February 9, 2007) My 'down-there' is angry! Radio From Hell (February 12, 2007) Sometimes the future isn't funny. Radio From Hell (March 8, 2007) I can see it, but I can't make it move. Radio From Hell (April 5, 2007) And now, the ABC After School Special, Raisins For Festus. Radio From Hell (May 15, 2007) Sergeant Scruffy is very upset! Radio From Hell (June 8, 2007) I'm on the 'Don't Spill The Margarita' ride." Radio From Hell (June 26, 2007) You put this finger in the middle and wiggle it. Radio From Hell (July 9, 2007) Is that an ear trumpet in your lava-lava? Radio From Hell (July 12, 2007) If it's a pain in the ass, you're shaving the wrong place. Radio From Hell (July 23, 2007) I've got no hair on my danglies. Radio From Hell (August 14, 2007) I hope he slams into the side of the mountain and cougars eat his face. Radio From Hell (September 11, 2007) External links Radio_From_Hell#Kerry_Jackson Category:Radio personalities Category:Living people