The Odd Couple

The Odd Couple was a Broadway show, movie, and TV series. Dialogue Oscar (to Felix): You leave me little notes on my pillow. I told you a hundred-and-sixty-eight times I can't .. stand .. little notes on my pillow! 'We are all out of Corn Flakes. -F.U.' It took me three hours to figure out that 'F.U.' was Felix Unger! Oscar (to Felix): I have a typewritten list in my office of the 10 most annoying things you do that drive me berserk. Oscar (repeating Felix's warning): 'Let it be on your head.' What the hell is that, the Curse of the Cat People? Roy (Oscar's poker-playing buddy, sniffing): What is that, disinfectant? . . . It's the cards. He washed the cards. Oscar has just talked to Felix's wife about Felix, who is missing: Murray: Is that what he said? 'I'm going to go out and kill myself?' Oscar: I don't know, Murray, she didn't read it to me.:Murray: You mean he left a note? Oscar: No, he sent a telegram.:Murray: A telegram? Who sends a suicide telegram? Oscar: Felix the Nut, that's who. Can you imagine receiving something like that? She even had to tip the kid a quarter. The Pigeon Sisters: Ta Ta. Felix "What kind of bilge water are you pumping mister!" External links The Odd Couple (play) Category:Broadway Category:Musicals