Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas

thumb Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas is a 2011 computer-animated Christmas television special, based on the Ice Age franchise. This special takes place between Dawn of the Dinosaurs and Continental Drift. Dialogue Sid: Ho, ho, ho! Peaches: [having a snowball fight with Crash and Eddie] You guys need to chill out! [sucks up a big snowball with her trunk and shoots it out at Crash and Eddie, who gasp and get run over by it; Peaches then blows the end of her trunk] Peaches: [after accidentally knocking over her parents while having a snowball fight with Crash and Eddie] Sorry, Dad! Manny: [picking Sid up by his neck with his trunk and putting him away from the Christmas rock each time] Step away from the stone. Sid: Why? [runs back over to the rock] Manny: You'll break it. Ellie: [laughing] Sid can't break a rock! Diego: Don't attempt him. [Sid has accidentally broken the Christmas rock, and Manny snarls angrily at him] Sid: [backing away] Okay, okay, let's just keep it together. It really is about the spirit of Christmas, isn't it? Manny: You're about to be a spirit of Christmas Sid. Sid: [hugging his trunk] Manny, please, I'm so sorry! Manny: You know what, Sid? I'm the least of your worries. You gotta answer that to Santa. Sid: Santa? Santa Claus? Manny: He's never gonna forgive this. You just got yourself on...Uh, uh. Santa's naughty list. [Sid gasps] Peaches: Santa has a naughty list? Manny: Yeah. Yeah, and if you're not good, then he puts your name on it. Crash: We're never good! Eddie: Then why start now? [kicks Crash's crotch] Manny: Well, if your name's on the naughty list, you don't get Christmas! [Sid, Crash, Eddie, & Peaches Gasps in shock] Sid: But, no! Why me? Besides the fact that it's my fault. Heh. Peaches: [to Manny; angrily] If anyone deserves to be on the naughty list, Dad, it's you! [walks off in a huff] Ellie: She sure told you, didn't she? Manny: Well, too bad. I'm a grown-up. Grown-ups don't believe in the naughty list. [Cuts to Sid] Sid: [mumbles instinctively and starts crying] I'm not getting Christmas! Eddie: Don't cry, Sid. Sid: Why not? Crash: Your tears are freezing solid. Sid: [sniffles] Why am I on Santa's naughty list?! Why?! Why!? Diego: My guess: Because it doesn't have a loser list. Peaches: [sighs frustratedly] Maybe we should just follow the northern lights! [points at the lights with her trunk] North. Get it? Sid: I have an excellent sense of direction. [almost falls off a cliff] WAIT! [Peaches, Crash, and Eddie all stop; he lets out a huge sneeze] Ah-ah-ACHOO!!! Peaches: Bless you! Sid: Thank you! [walks off the cliff, sending him and the others falling to their apparent deaths, screaming; but then they're all pulled back up by Prancer] Peaches: [grabbing Sid by the neck with her trunk before he falls off the cliff again; referring to Prancer] The reindeer comes with us. Peaches: [to Prancer, who's flying through the air with her, Sid, and Crash and Eddie] I'm not too heavy, am I? Prancer: No, you're as light as a feather. [mumbling to himself] A 780-pound feather! Peaches: [slides over to an elf sloth] Hit it! Elf Sloth: Hi-ya! [hits Peaches' butt with one of the drumsticks] Peaches: Ow! Not me! [the elf sloth starts playing the drums with a scared look while she stares angrily] [Manny and Ellie have found Peaches in the North Pole is destroyed] Manny: [relieved] Oh! You... [suddenly angrily] You are… so grounded!? Peaches: [to Manny] Sorry, Daddy. Manny: [to Peaches] I'm talking to Sid. Sid: [cowers behind Peaches] Sorry, Manny. Santa: Frolickin' fruitcake! Sid: It's Santa! Manny: It makes fat guys doesn't make the Santa. Diego: [to Manny, who's singing "O Christmas Rock"] You know you're singing to a rock, right? Manny: It's a Christmas tradition, for the kids. Don't sabers have Christmas traditions? Scrat: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Cast Ray Romano - Manny John Leguizamo - Sid Denis Leary - Diego Dana Latifah - Ellie Seann William Scott - Crash Josh Peck - Eddie Ciara Bravo - Peaches Chris Wedge - Scrat Billy Gardell - Sandi Claws T.J. Miller - Prancer Judah Friedlander - Head Mini-Sloth External Links 2100546 Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas Category:Films directed by Karen Disher Category:2011 computer-animated films Category:2011 American animated films Category:American animated short films Category:Computer-animated short films Category:Children's animated comedy short films Category:Animated Christmas TV specials Category:Ice Age