Yours, Mine and Ours (1968 film)

Yours, Mine and Ours is a 1968 film about a widower with ten children who falls for a widow with eight, and they must decide about forming a huge, unconventional family. Directed by Melville Shavelson. Written by Mort Lachman and and Melville Shavelson, based on a story by Bob Carroll Jr. and Madelyn Davis. A Honeymoon is No Place to Have Kids!taglines Frank Beardsley [narrating] It was a typical wedding: enemies of the bride on the right, enemies of the groom on the left. Dialogue Jean: You mean he doesn't know about us? Helen: Well. Of course he does, Darling! Jean: All of us? Colleen: Oh, Mother. That's so romantic! You lied to him! Helen: I did not lie to him! I just didn't have the nerve to tell him the whole truth! Colleen: Mmm, I understand! No man wants a liaison with a woman with eight children! Janette: What's a liaison? Colleen: An affair. Janette: That's what I thought. Jean: Me too. Mary: I got there as fast as I could, Sister Mary. What is it this time? Mary: Why don't you ask Phillip? Helen: Phillip? [Phillip turns around, revealing a black eye] Darling! What happened? Phillip: Nothing. Helen: Who did that to you? Phillip: One of the kids. [points at Sister Mary] *She* started it. She says I'm not legal. Helen: What? Phillip: And Mike isn't my brother. Helen: Of course he's your brother. Phillip: Then my name's Phillip Beardsley. Mary: Phillip North. Phillip: There she goes again. Mary: Sister, couldn't you - couldn't you just call him Phillip Beardsley? Mary: I'm sorry, but the school requires that we use their legal names. Phillip: Let's go to another school. Helen: Sister, I, uh... I understand your legal problem, but you must try to understand mine. You see, I'm trying to bring two families together, and this is the first sign that I may be succeeding. So, I really would appreciate it if you'd let Phillip sign his name Beardsley. Mary: But legally, it's North. Mary: But it's more important that emotionally, it's Beardsley. Mary: North. Helen: Beardsley. Mary: North! Helen: Beardsley, Beardsley, Beardsley! Phillip: Watch out, Mom. You might get a black eye. Taglines A Honeymoon is No Place to Have Kids! He had a population of 10...She had a community of 8...When you have 18 kids - nothing's impossible...except having nineteen! The Bride Had 8 Boys and Girls. The Groom Had 10 Boys and Girls. Their wedding night set new attendance records. Cast The North Family Lucille Ball as Helen North (the mother of 8 Kids) from Yours later Joe's mother from Ours Jennifer Leak as Colleen North, Helen's daughter Kimberly Beck as Janette North, Helen's daughter Kevin Burchett as Nicky North, Helen's son Mitch Vogel as Tommy North, Helen's son Margot Jane as Jean North, Helen's daughter Eric Shea as Phillip North, Helen's son Greg Atkins as Gerald North, Helen's son Lynnell Atkins as Teresa North, Helen's daughter The Beardsley Family Henry Fonda as Frank Beardsley (the father of 10 Kids) from Mine later Joe's father from Ours Tim Matthieson as Mike Beardsley, Frank's son Gil Rogers as Rusty Beardsley, Frank's son Gary Goetzman as Greg Beardsley, Frank's adoptive son Nancy Roth as Rosemary Beardsley, Frank's daughter Suzanne Cupito as Louise Beardsley, Frank's daughter Maralee Foster as Mary Beardsley, Frank's daughter Holly O'Brien as Susan Beardsley, Frank's daughter Michele Tobin as Veronica Beardsley, Frank's daughter Tracy Nelson as Germaine Beardsley, Frank's daughter Stephanie Oliver as Joan Beardsley, Frank's daughter Others Van Johnson as Warrant Officer Darrell Harrison Louise Troy as Madeleine Love Sidney Miller as Dr. Ashford Tom Bosley as Family Doctor Walter Brooke as Howard Beardsley, Frank's brother Nancy Howard as Nancy Beardsley, Howard's wife (Frank's sister-in-law) Mary Gregory as Sister Mary Alice Marti Litis as Hospital Nurse Harry Holcombe as Judge Ben Murphy as Larry, Colleen's boyfriend External links 0063829 Yours, Mine and Ours 56070 Yours, Mine and Ours Category:1968 American films Category:Films about widowhood Category:Films about families Category:1968 English-language films Category:American comedy-drama films Category:Films about marriage Category:Films about parenting Category:Films about the United States Navy