Bleak Expectations

Bleak Expectations is a Radio 4 comedy series that pastiches the works of Charles Dickens and other Victorian-era tropes, with added steampunk-esque retrospective inventions, surreal humour and wordplay. It was written by Mark Evans and ran for five series originally broadcast from 2007 to 2012. Series 1 Series 2 Episode 1: A Happy Life, Cruelly Re-Kippered Sir Philip: My life has been an endless procession of trials, setbacks, and conveniently-spaced cliffhanger endings. Adventure has followed me like a dog follows a man with bacon trousers and lamb chop underpants. Sourquill: It is a Carrier Cheetah. It has replaced the Carrier Pigeon. Well, it has eaten the Carrier Pigeon. Lily: Come let us leave my father to contemplate his sad memories. Sir Philip: Actually I shall get drunk and ignore them - it is the British way. Episode 3: A Recovery All Made Miserable Sir Philip: Clocks should be like women. They should stand in the corner quietly, and once a year receive a good servicing. Sir Philip: Then, with relief, I saw we were falling into a mattress orchard. Their softness would break my fall. But alas, the mattresses were not yet ripe, and were consequently incredibly hard. Sir Philip: Women should be like pens,silent and disposable . Sir Philip: Harry and I eagerly caught up on our news of the past weeks... Young Pip: I've mostly been asleep and close to death. Harry Biscuit: Yes me too. Sir Philip: ...which didn't take long. Series 3 "women should be like bags, silent and with one lockable opening" Series 4 Episode 1: A Tolerable Life De-Happified Sir Philip: Alas our search, like a Scottish menu, bore no fruit. Young Pip: Is that a cake shaped like a sofa? Harry Biscuit: Comfort Eating. Series 5 External links Category:Radio shows