Birdemic: Shock and Terror

thumb|It's the human species that needs to quit playing cowboy with nature. We must act more like astronauts, spacemen taking care of Spaceship Earth. thumb|Why can't we just give peace a chance? Birdemic: Shock and Terror is a 2008 critically panned romance-horror film about a couple who struggle to survive after mutant birds descend on a small California town because of global warming. Directed and written by James Nguyen. Who will survive? Rick A day without sex... is a day wasted, man! Ramsay I'm just tired of all the fucking killing in Iraq. Why can't we just give peace a chance? Other Bill Stone: Ladies and gentlemen, I have some great news. Our board of directors has agreed to the acquisition of NCT Software by Oracle Corporation FOR A BILLION DOLLARS! Dr. Jones: It's the human species that needs to quit playing cowboy with nature. We must act more like astronauts, spacemen taking care of Spaceship Earth. Tree hugger: I hear a mountain lion! I gotta get back to my house and you better get to your car! Dialogue Nathalie: Uh, what do you like to do for fun? Rod: Watch football. Especially the 49ers. Also, part-times [sic] Eagles fan. Aaaand a little exercise. Tennis. How 'bout you? Rod: Man, that was a good movie! An Inconvenient Truth! Rick: That is it, I'm getting myself a car that's environmentally friendly. Rick: Well, with that fashion model chick, you might want to impress her with a Ferrari. Rod: I don't think she's that materialistic. Rick: When are you going to grow up man? Rick: Chick love cars. If you want to get into her pants, you better have a nice hot Ferrari. Rod: She's my hot Ferrari. Ramsey: Where's Becky? Rod: She's taking a shit. Nathalie is watching her back. Rod: The sea is so beautiful. Nathalie: Yes, it is. Rod: You know, all life came from the sea. I mean, look at us. We're made of water so what... so what is your ideal man? Nathalie: Well, for one thing, he has to have a lot of stock options invested. Rod: [laughs] At least you’re honest. Nathalie: I got some seaweed. [long, awkward pause] Rod: Good. Cast Alan Bagh - Rod Whitney Moore - Nathalie Adam Sessa - Ramsey Catherine Batcha - Becky Janae Caster - Susan Colton Osborne - Tony Rick Camp - Dr. Jones Stephen Gustavson - TreeHugger/Tom Hill Eric Swartz - Bill Stone/CEO Patsy van Ettinger - Nathalie's Mother Mona Lisa Moon - Mai Danny Webber - Rick Laura Cassidy - News Anchor Gregor Martin - News Anchor (2) Fraser Jarvie - Band Member Shea Clark - Band Member (2) Damien Carter - Nightclub Singer Tricia Pettitt - Nightclub Dancer Jake Pennington - Clark James Nguyen - a restaurant customer (cameo) External links 1316037 Category:Natural horror films Category:Romance films Category:Cult films Category:2010 American films Category:Films set in California Category:Apocalyptic films Category:American drama films Category:Films about climate change Category:Films about birds Category:American action films Category:Thriller films Category:Survival films Category:Science fiction horror films