Looking for Group

Looking for Group is a fantasy-themed webcomic written by Ryan Sohmer and drawn by Lar DeSouza. The Comic follows the quest of Cale, Richard, Krunch and Benny, as well as their companions. Issue I Richard: Instead of helping an aged dwarf woman across a road, you should be shooting her in the face with arrows until it stops being funny. Page 1 Richard: I am Richard, Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the undead, and the mayor of a little village up the coast. Very scenic during spring time. You should visit sometime. Page 3 Richard: Listen, like I told your captain, that orphanage attacked me. Page 4 Richard: Grr? I'm just acting out because I don't get to kill anyone. Page 15 Richard: Bad news Cale, I'm afraid that your position as my closest and dearest companion is being replaced by the fellow who just tackled a dragon. Page 11 Richard:Behold! I have discovered the fork of truth, who would dare oppose me now? Page 15 Issue II Richard: No idea what he is talking about, but I respect his attitude and willingness to kill. Page 42 Krunch: I'm being defended by a girl who frequently regurgitated on me not very long ago. Benny: I look forward to your incontinence, old cow. Page 50 Richard: Killing means never having to say you're sorry. Page 59 Issue III Archmage: The sun rises, The griffins call, The day has come, Kethenecia must fall. Page 75 Richard: Attack him. The winner gets to be my pet for all eternity...or until I find something with larger teeth. And a fork. Page 78 Richard: Quite the dilemma. We kill the child and we return to our time. Or we torture then kill the child, and we return to our time. Decisions, decisions. Page 84 Issue IV Richard: I was just going to look. With fire. And lightning. And reanimated chipmunks. And raccoons. On fire. Page 92 Richard: Rejoice. For very bad things are about to happen. Page 106 Richard: Cale? I noticed someone submitted a note into the suggestion box. "We should kill all the survivors and take their shoes." It's signed anonymously. We'll never know who wrote it. I wrote it. Page 114 Issue V Richard: 'Battlemage' is about as impressive a title as Lord of the Dance. Page 122 Richard: I'm adding Lord of the Dance to my titles. Page 122 Ray'd: I didn't expect to find you in the middle of a battle. Was the library closed? Page 132 Issue VI Richard: If the glove does fit, I definitely killed it. Page 151 Richard: Objection! Judge: On what grounds? Richard: I wish to stab him. Page 154 Issue VII Cale: Did I just go fwoosh? Page 192 Richard: Your life isn't important, Cale. Focus on what's at stake. Am I going to be okay? Page 199 Issue VIII Cale: I asked you to scout ahead of the army, Richard. Richard: And I asked the bunny. So who are you really angry with? I think it's yourself. Or maybe the bunny. Page 222 Benny: They sing well. Richard: The trick is to kill one of them when they miss a note. Page 223 Issue IX Richard: The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless. For everything else, there's fwoosh. Page 252 Richard: It's time for me to stop all this adventuring. I need to settle down. Find a farm, a family. Then slaughter them all and find a new farm and family. Page 269 Cale: A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night. Richard: (Standing in the middle of a bloody pile of bodies) I couldn't sleep. Page 288 External links Looking For Group Looking For Group Category:Webcomics