My Parents Are Aliens

My Parents Are Aliens (1999-2006) is a British comedy airing on CiTV. The show follows the lives of a group of orphaned children and their eccentric alien foster parents. PLease add dates and more quotations Unidentified episode Josh: All this time he could have turned me in, but he hasn't. Brian: Yeah, what an idiot! That was in crazy for you Lucy: You think you're a better father than God? Brian: Put it this way, he didn't exactly save his son from the Romans, did he? (looks worried) Don't worry, Lucy, if they come for you, I've got a plan. Brian: Today we plant the seeds of doubt, tomorrow we water the flowers of insanity. / Pete: So, tomorrow's the big date. Mel: Date? Josh: [quickly] Fight. Mel: Pete wants to fight? Josh Barker: With me. Pete wants to fight with me. He said it to me. Mel: But he was looking at me. Josh: He's got a squint. Operation Date Psychiatrist: Where were you originally from? Sophie: [morphed as Mel] Nowhere. I-I mean, Earth. Crazy for you Trent: I merely encouraged a selection of fabulous ingredients to have a taste party at gas mark delicious. Brian: Cupid hath peirthed their heartth with hith arrowth. Sophie: Thorry? [Sophie snatches a pair of pants from Lucy.] Sophie: Those are my pants. [Brian snatches a bra from Lucy.] Brian: And that's my bra! Brian: Shakespeare, by Romeo and Juliet. [Sophie describes the wedding ring she wants.] Sophie: Something with gold and diamonds. Brian: Something like that, yeah. Sophie: No, something with gold and diamonds. [Brian has just grown antlers.] Brian: I am half-man, half-moose! I am a moose-man! Brian: Prick me! Do I not bleed? Josh: Yeah, but it's green. Josh: Your pants are on fire! Gavin: Are you calling me a liar, Barker? Josh: No, I'm saying your trousers are technically aflame. [Brian is talking on the phone.] Brian: Hello there. Do you have any dragons? [pause] Well, do you have anything that looks like a dragon? [pause] A lizard, you say? Does it breathe fire? [pause] No. Well, okay, can I come and chop off its head anyway? [pause] Actually, I'm not sure it's possible to do that to yourself. Lucy: Apart from your foul cooking, you're the best mother we've ever had. Sophie: What — even better than your real one? Lucy: Well, I wouldn't know much about that. Sophie: But I probably am. [Lucy glares.] Sophie: Or...maybe not. Thanks for all the Earthworm Custard Alien Sophie: We're the alien freaks and she's the one eating the pencil! Sophie: (Snapping out of her state of confusion)it's them they're aliens Thanks for all the Earthworm Custard Dinesh: [angrily] Hab SoSlI' Quch! Selena: I didn't know you fancied Duncan. Jaq: I don't. Selena: Then why are you blushing? Jaq: I'm not. It's a rash; I'm allergic to you. Jaq: You look like the mutant offspring of Paris Hilton and a polar bear! Trent: (sarcastically) My life changed the day I got my tongue stuck in my dad's DVD player. Trent: I wouldn't say I made this. I'd say I merely invited a range of fabulous ingredients to have a party in your taste buds at gas mark delicious. Josh: Sometimes, Brian, it's like I'm talking to myself. Brian: Yeah, I get that! Mostly when I'm on my own... [Wendy is talking about Justin Timberlake.] Wendy: Oh Yes he's very entertaining — if you have the intellect of a cauliflower. [Mel calls for Lucy on the phone.] Brian: Yes? Mel: Brian, it's Mel. Put Lucy on. Brian: We're in the middle of a conversation. Don't interrupt, it's rude. (Brian Slams the Phone down) Thanks for all the Earthworm Custard (After Crashing on earth) Sophie: Where are we? Brian: Somewhere near the Coast Sophie: Great Brian, Now what do we do?! (Brian and Sophie look at each other) Sophie: Children's Home? Brian: Right Behind Ya! A deleted scene from Aliens Go Home (which was re-used for the end of Thanks for all the Earthworm Custard where Brian and Sophie re-crash on Earth) (After receiving the annual Knitting For Boys 'Big Knit' award) Brian': It's more than a prize! It's telling me who I really am! Josh''': A 'big nit'? Pret-A-Brian External links Category:ITV shows Category:Teen sitcoms Category:Comic science fiction TV shows Category:Cancelled shows Category:UK sitcoms