NCIS: Los Angeles (season 4)

NCIS: Seasons 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 | Los Angeles: Seasons 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 | New Orleans: Seasons 1 2 3 4 5 6 NCIS: Los Angeles is an American police procedural television series, which premiered on CBS on September 22, 2009. The series aired in the 9:00 p.m. timeslot following NCIS which airs at 8pm on Tuesdays for Seasons One-Five then the show moved to Mondays at 10e/9c for seasons 6 and 7 then moved to Sundays at 8pm for Season 8 NCIS LA now airs at Sundays at 9e/8c. On January 14, 2010 the show was renewed for a second season. The show is currently going into its eleventh season. Endgame [4.1] Recruit [4.2] Kensi: You didn't give me a chance to miss you, Deeks. Deeks: Is that why you turned your cell phone off? Kensi: I turned my cell phone off because I was at a yoga retreat, and I needed to relax. Deeks:: Uh, wait a minute. You don't do yoga. I do yoga, and you mock me for it. Kensi:: That's because I do it for spiritual centering. You, on the other hand, do it to pick up chicks. Hetty: When I'm gone, I'm gone. No ceremony, no memorials, and absolutely no bringing of flowers to my grave. Callen: Don't worry. There will be none of that. Hetty: Good. Callen: From what I hear, Granger is going to have you stuffed in a lifelike pose for his office. Hetty: Don't be cheeky. Callen: Thank you. Oh, that's so good. You sure you're not hungry? Sam: Not now. What the hell is that? Callen: Fish tacos. Sam: What kind of fish? Callen: The kind that swims in the ocean. Mmm. Sam: How could you eat something without even knowing what it is? That could have been last week's bait, for all you know. Even looks like chum. Callen: Carlos is the Iron Chef of the food trucks. Kensi: Smells good over here. What's for lunch? Sam: Mystery fish. Deeks: Oh, Deep Sea Surprise is back? Callen: Help yourself. Deeks: Seriously? Mm-hmm. Nice. Sharesies? Kensi: No, thank you. And don't say "sharesies." Sam: All right. How'd you two make out? Kensi: Parents are in denial. Their son worked at L. A. County Beach and Harbor and has a girlfriend, Mary Clark, who we are on our way to go see now. Deeks: [eating a fish taco] This is delicious. Sam: Too bad you don't know what it is. Deeks: Sure I do. It's a Lake Superior white fish. I'd say caught in a gill net. Probably two or three days ago. Sam: [groans] Deeks: What? I'm a surfer I know my fish. Kensi: Yeah, he's kind of like a trained seal, only without the "trained" part. Sam: Or the "SEAL" part. The Fifth Man [4.3] Dead Body Politic [4.4] Nell: Our friend Chaucer has led a big life. He's descended from a long line of award-winning poodles. Kensi: Chaucer was flown to Paris twice, to breed. Deeks: He was paid to have sex in Paris? I should have been born a dog. (Kensi stares at him) I walked into that one, didn't I? Deeks: Hmm... think I'm gonna have to go spend some time with him, alone. Kensi: Why? What's going on? Deeks: Nothing. I just got a way with animals. Kensi: Okay, when you say it like that, it sounds really creepy. Granger: I left DC to escape politics. Hetty: Owen, you can't escape politics. You either play or get played. Hetty: (to Kensi) I once ruled Nicaragua for 72 hours. Don't ask. Out of the Past [4.5] Rude Awakenings [4.6] Skin Deep [4.7] Deeks: (about his love for Donny and Marie) Is that so wrong? Does that make me a bad person? Kensi: Not at all. Just a little bit creepy. Deeks: Oh, good, then that doesn't change anything between us. Collateral [4.8] Granger: So, would you do it again? Hetty: Without hesitation, Owen. Two lives saved hundreds of others. Granger: Well, Potter planted the bomb, but it was your finger on the detonator. Hetty: Not everyone can do what we do. The secrets we live with, the personal sacrifices we make. I just pray the world's a better place for them. I didn't choose this life, Owen. It chose me. All you can do is keep your head down, your gun up and your conscience clear. Nell: Somebody is out there trying to kill her. Eric: I know, we've got to stay cool. This is Hetty, right? She's always three steps ahead of everyone. She's tactically brilliant, ridiculously courageous, experienced, resourceful. I mean, if Mata Hari and Genghis Khan had a daughter, it'd be Hetty. Nell: Or General Patton and Joan of Arc. Eric: Exactly. Her kung fu is strong, and her magic is powerful. Say it. Nell: Her kung fu is strong, and her magic is powerful. Eric: Don't underestimate Hetty. She never underestimates us. Callen: She blew me off. Sam: I ignore you all the time; it never bothered you before. Callen: Something's up. Sam: Something's always up with Hetty. The Gold Standard [4.9] Callen: The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man who has no secrets to keep. Hetty: Edgar Watson Howe. And yet it's a necessary evil in our business, I'm afraid. Free Ride [4.10] Callen: I know that look. Sam: You're starting to sound like my wife. You know what they say when your partner starts sounding like your wife? Callen: Get a new wife? Sam: I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that. Drive [4.11] Kensi: She might feel more comfortable with a sympathetic female. Deeks: I don't know, I'm pretty in touch with my feminine side. Kensi: Yeah, see, that's the problem. If you did have a feminine side, you'd be touching it all the time. Deeks: Wow. And yet, so true. Paper Soldiers [4.12] Kensi: Well, if you must know, I've killed another house plant. That is fourteen since July. Deeks: Wait. That's it? That's the source of your sourness? Kensi: It was a cactus. Callen: You killed something that thrives in Death Valley? The Chosen One [4.13] Kill House [4.14] Nell: Can I ask you guys a question? Callen: Go ahead. Nell: Um, when do you stop being afraid of you know, busting into places, guns blazing? Callen: When you trust your training. Nell: That's easier said than done. Deeks: Do we get a safety word? Sam: What do you think? Deeks: I was hoping for a yes. Kensi: This isn't one of your bondage sessions, Deeks. Deeks: She's kidding, but if you hear me yell noodles that means I'm in trouble. Callen: If I hear you yell noodles, I'm gonna shoot you myself. History [4.15] Deeks: I cannot wait to retire. Sam: You know, you actually got to do some work before you can retire from something, Deeks. Deeks: Just gonna sit on that beach with my dog, Monty Junior, Junior. You know, just checking out the lady birds in their bikinis. Kensi: See, you're only young once, but you can be immature forever. Deeks: Preach it Sister! Wanted [4.17] Kensi: Promise me you'll never do that. Deeks: What's that? Kensi: Get yourself killed. Deeks: Well the good news for you is I have a natural aversion at death so... Kensi: I'm not kidding. Deeks: Ok. Deeks: (to Kensi) You smell like sunshine and gunpowder...two of my favorite things. Kensi: Eww. You're like wet dog. Snyder: He also likes blondes. Kensi: All right, I will wear a wig, but I will not dye my hair for this man. Sabatino: Wouldn't help. You're not his type. Kensi: [Long pause] What's his type? [Snyder and Sabatino smirk and look at Deeks] Deeks: No. Really?... Come on! Red [4.18] Part 2 [4.19] Deeks: Wonder what it would be like-- you, me, Red Team... Kensi: Unbearable. Deeks: ...working together. Kensi: We're supposed to be working an unsolved murder case in which the victim was shot in the back of the head with a low-velocity round, Deeks. Deeks: Living together. Me walking in on you in the shower. Or the bunk room. You walking in on me in the shower. Or the bunk room. Kensi: You walking in on Sam or Hetty. Deeks: Who invited them? Kensi: We're a team, aren't we? Deeks: Yeah. No, two people can be a team. Kensi: Mm. How many case files have you reviewed? Deeks: Seven. Kensi: Mm? Deeks: Almost. Kensi: 33. Deeks: 33?! (phone ringing) Kensi: Get on it! Deeks: (clearing his throat) Detective Marty Deeks, Cold Case Division. (laughs) Oh. Yes. Hi... Hetty. Yes. No, we're... Right now? Ops on the double. Purity [4.20] Kensi: We'll take the bikini bar. Deeks: What? We will? Kensi: I don't like to see him beg. And plus, he would mope all the way to Point Mugu if we didn't. Deeks: This is fantastic news, but I don't beg. Kensi: Oh, you beg. Deeks: I definitely don't mope. 'Cause you're the moper. You're, like, Mopey Dick Resurrection [4.21] Kensi: Look, I am taking a leap here with this babysitting thing. It would be really nice to have my partner there to back me up. That is, if he takes me up on it. Deeks: You want to play house? Callen: They want to play house, Sam. At your house, when you're not there. Sam: Oh, yeah? I have nanny cams. Everywhere. Deeks: That's okay, 'cause I do some of my best work on camera. Kensi: Oh, thank you for an image I will never be able to get out of my head. Raven & The Swans [4.22] Callen: Our boy got a briefcase. Sam: Lap top probably inside. Callen: What are the chances of getting that away from him long enough to access the computer? Sam: Creating a distraction and grabbing the case 10 seconds, breaking the combination if it's locked another 20, copying the files 2 minutes. Callen: Outsmarting the bad guys? Sam: Priceless! Sam: (referring to Callen and Hetty) Yeah, you two are cut from the same cloth. Callen: Hardly. Hetty is, uh, hand-painted silk. I'm more of a-- Sam: Itchy polyester? Callen: I was gonna say denim. Sam: Well-worn denim. Callen: What the hell's that supposed to mean? Parley [4.23] (phone rings) Monica: Yeah? Hello? Hello? Kensi: I think they hung up. [flashing her badge] NCIS. Monica: What? Kensi: Too many letters? Federal agent. Monica: [tries to run but gets into a fist fight with Kensi] Back off, bitch. I mean it. [fight continues] Deeks: Freeze! Monica: Max, what are you doing? Shoot her! Kensi: Sorry, honey, he's with me. And his real name is Marty Deeks, and he's a cop, and he's my partner. Who's the bitch now? Monica: He is. Kensi: Can't argue with that. G. Callen: That whole motherland thing's overrated. I mean, look at me. I come from a line of blood-feuding gypsies who keep trying to kill me. How's that justice? Deeks: I was just going to see if you were good. Kensi: Yeah. You? Deeks: I mean, I'm good if you are good. Kensi: I'm good. Deeks: Okay, good. We're good. Which is, you know... great. Kensi: Glad we cleared that up. Descent [4.24] (Deeks is looking at Kensi after he kissed her) Deeks: How's that for communication? External links Category:NCIS: Los Angeles seasons