Hamster & Gretel

Hamster & Gretel is an American animated television series that centers on a young girl and her pet hamster, who are given superpowers by aliens and become a superhero duo with her older brother working with them to figure out how to protect their city from mysterious dangers. Season 1 Empower Failure [1.01a] [First lines of the series] Kevin: (narrating) The day I turned sixteen, I got my driver's license, and suddenly, I was free. I could be out on the open road with nothing but my own dreams to guide me. I could let the wind of adventure blow back my hair as the beckoning horizon pulled me ever onwards. [Cut to reality] Kevin: But instead, I'm just driving my little sister to and from soccer in my mom's minivan. Gretel: Kevin, you're not just driving me to soccer! I have flute lessons tomorrow, remember? Kevin: This is my life. Gretel: And on Friday, you're taking me to Tina's birthday party. Kevin: Chauffeur to a grade schooler. Gretel: And then, Saturday, I've got ballet... Kevin: I could be out there making my own destiny, but instead, I'm just spinning my wheels and going nowhere. Gretel: Just like Hamster! But if I hold him up like this, he thinks he's running super fast. Look at him go! Kevin: (sighs) I can't believe I'm having hamster envy. Aliens: We will now bestow upon you powers unimaginable! Kevin: Yep. This is my life. Bailey: This question is for Gretel. My best friend looks just like you. And her name is Gretel, just like you. And she has a hamster named Hamster, just like you! I just want to know... Can you sign this T-shirt for her? Gretel: Oh, sure, Bailey! Bailey: Yes! She's going to love it so -- Wait, how do you know my name? Gretel: (nervously) Superpowers...? Bailey: That is... awesome! Man: All right, next question! Fred: Hey. Kevin: Hey. Fred: So... Gretel still hasn't told Bailey yet? Kevin: I told her she couldn't! I only told you because I knew you would never talk about it to anybody. Fred: Right, because of my disdain for people. Comic shop? Kevin: Yeah, I think we've got time. Hamster: Whatever. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my wheel. [flies off] Gretel: Wait, you can talk? Oakey Dokey [1.01b] Recipe for Disaster [1.02a] Math Punch [1.02b] Gretel: I'm a superhero now! You don't need math to lift things, fly through fast and punch bad guys! Superhero Sibling Rivalry [1.03a] Kevin: My turn! Gretel: Nuh-uh, my turn! Kevin: I don't like your tone! Gretel: I don't like your face! (Carolina enters the room) Carolina: Kids… Gretel: I don't like your hat! Kevin: I'm not even wearing a hat! Carolina: HEY! (takes the remote) That's enough insulting hat talk in this house, the both of you!! Maybe you two need a break from each other, or something. I'm taking the remote. (starts walking upstairs) Just settle this! Kevin: So, what does she want? Fred: You, shush. (to Gretel) Hey, Gretel-Beans. Your brother's being your brother. You good? Close Shave [1.03b] Cheer Cheer Bang Bang [1.04a] La Ballad of La Cebolla [1.04b] Comic Shop CopyCat [1.05a] Neigh, It Ain't So! [1.05b] Neighslayer: You know, I wasn't planning on being super evil today―it's more of a deejay day―but your girl tried to make me look bad in front of my crew. I can't look like a chump. (pulls out a pool of acid) You get it. Once this party wraps up, we're gonna dunk you in a vat of acid, and then... AFTERPARTY! (laughs) Die mad, you furry little freak. Hamster: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm rubber, you're glue! Saturday Homecoming Fever [1.06a] Dr. Eelgood [1.06b] The Opposite of Smart [1.07a] Birthday Besties [1.07b] I'm Bored [1.08a] Cutie and the Beast [1.08b] The Nightmarionette [1.09a] Abuelita's World [1.09b] Abuelita: Kevin: Wait, Abuelita! Gretel: Hey! Kevin: You know that I'm not a kid anymore. Abuelita: (laughs as she pinches Kevin's cheek) Ay, Kevin, I love senses of humors! Now there's only one rule in my house, and that you must follow ALL my rules. Now, hand over the phones! Gretel: But, Abuel- Abuelita: Eh-eh-eh! No buts unless they are doing chores! U.F. UH-OH! Part I [1.10a] U.F. UH-OH! Part II [1.10b] Grounded [1.11a] (Dave and Carolina angrily enter Gretel's bedroom.) Carolina: Someone is in a lot a lot of trouble! Gretel: (gasps) The dishes! I'm so sorry, I got sidetracked. I'll go do them now. Carolina: Too late. Dave and Carolina: You're grounded! Gretel: NOOOOO!!!!!! (Kevin pokes his head in) Kevin: Um, did I just hear the G word? Carolina: Yep. Your little sister is spending the entire weekend in. Her. Room. Sleepover with the Enemy [1.11b] Friday Night Fright [1.12a] Carolina: You know the rules. Hand over the phones so you won't cheating. The Earworm [1.12b] A Mammoth Problem [1.13a] The Bantam of the Elementary School Light Opera [1.13b] Hamnesia [1.14a] Romancing the Scone [1.14b] For Whom the Belle Trolls [1.15a] Kevin: Gretel, don't give up! I know that didn't go as planned, but you guys are heroes! Gretel: It's okay, Kevin. We did our best. An Arthouse Divided [1.15b] The Litigator vs. The Luchador [1.16a] Strawberry Fest Forever [1.16b] Doofenshmirtz: (after he sees Balloony pop once again) BALLOONY! The Bottle Episode [1.17a] Micromanager [1.17b] When Life Gives You Lemons [1.18a] Self-HEELP! [1.18b] My Invisible Friend [1.19a] The Bitter Sitter [1.19b] Let's Sea What You've Got [1.20a] Churro's Day Out [1.20b] Raúl: Oh, and absolutely no cellphones. Sorry. (Places the phones into the drawer) Kevin: Is it too late to just take a group selfie in the parking lot? Dave: Come on, Kev. This'll be fun! Raúl: Ah-ah-ah! Number 216! Dave: "No lying to your kids". Man, this guy's thought of everything. Raúl: () Ah-ah-ah-ah! No complaining! Crimson Haste Makes Waste [1.21a] The Break-Stuff Club [1.21b] Principal Funderberk: Who's responsible for this mess? Kevin: I am, sir. It was all me! Principal Funderberk: Kevin? I'm afraid I have no choice but to send you to Saturday detention! Over the Hill [1.22a] The Ice Queen Cometh [1.22b] La Sombrerona [1.23a] Two Girls, A Guy, and the Council of Düm [1.23b] Nano a Nano [1.24a] The Unnatural History of Dr. MedusaSaurus Ph.D. [1.24b] No Sprain, No Gain [1.25a] Finding Professor Ex [1.25b] Bayou Barb [1.26a] The Great Pillow War [1.26b] Shush Hour [1.27a] Librarian: Ssh! (points to the sign that says "Quiet Please".) Gretel: See, told ya! I'm too loud. I Was a Teenage Mad Scientist [1.27b] Too Many Crooks [1.28a] President Fred [1.28b] Green Hoodie Boy: Oh my gosh, it's Hamster and Gretel! It this is a prank? Flake It Til You Make It [1.29a] Game Changer [1.29b] Exclamation Strikes Back Part I [1.30a] Gretel: We gotta get to the factory. Thanks for the key. Reading is fun. Stay in school. Bye! Mayor Meyer: Well, I guess we can wrap this up early. FistPuncher: Not so fast! The Destructress: Nobody's going anywhere. Gretel: Box punch! [punches her cage; it does not bust apart] OW!!! Wait, where are the floating words? Exclamation Strikes Back Part II [1.30b] Kevin: Hiromi! Hiromi: Kevin! Where were you? Kevin: I'm so sorry, I was taking care of my little sister- Hiromi: Aww, that was so sweet, the first time I ever heard that of excuse of the Duck Boys concert. Kevin, I think you're a really nice guy and I like like you, but I don't think this is going to work out. (Hiromi sadly walks away) Kevin: But Hiromi… Gretel: Oh, Kevin. I'm so sorry. Kevin: Thanks, Lil'G, but it's not your fault. If it's anyone's fault, then it's- Hamster: Man, this is really not your day, Kevin. Season 2 Hakuna Ma Kevin [2.01a] Gretel: Kevin, there's a weird guy on the boat and you- Yoga Class: Shhh! Kevin: Gretel, I'm trying to find my. Let me mellow. The Great American Telenovela [2.01b] Lair Necessities [2.02a] Tobor or Not Tobor [2.02b] Evil Upheaval [2.03a] Ay, Ay, A.I. [2.03b] Stress Brawl [2.04a] I Love Luchie [2.04b] (Cut to Kevin, Hamster and Gretel at their home.) Gretel: The plan worked perfectly, Kevin. Kevin: They'll move out in no time! (Carolina turns off the TV with the remote and turns slowly to her children, and she was so furious.) Carolina: YOU! Kevin and Gretel: AAHHH! Carolina: I know what you did last night! Do you know what this is? () () Carolina: That man is a saint. He's doing everything to turn his life around. (opens the front door) You need to go over and apologize! NOW!!! The More The Meteor [2.05a] My Hammie Vice [2.05b] Last Fred Standing [2.06a] From Dust Till Dawn [2.06b] I Think, Therefore I Slam [2.07a] Thanks, But No Pranks [2.07b] The Silence of the Tchotchkes [2.08a] A Car is Born [2.08b] Who's in Charge? [2.09a] Fools of Engagement [2.09b] The New Adventures of Super Kevin Part I [2.10a] The New Adventures of Super Kevin Part II [2.10b] The Search for Super Guy [2.11a] Lorraine, Rattle, and Roll [2.11b] Last Train to Dullsville [2.12a] Fred of State [2.12b] Hamster Ex Machina [2.13a] Awkwardly Ever After [2.13b] Paging Doctor Potatini [2.14a] Snazzy Pantzz [2.14b] Gentlemen Prefer Fronds [2.15a] Sock It To Me, Bailey! [2.15b] Carolina: Eh-eh-eh! I think you're old enough to do the laundry yourself, Kevin. No Powers Day [2.16a] Everybody Loves Main Computer [2.16b] Gretel Keeps It Reel [2.17a] Squeaky Friday [2.17b] Gran Slam [2.18a] The Art of Deception [2.18b] Miss Direct [2.19a] Trading Faces [2.19b] Who's Afraid of Mordros the Annihilator? [2.20] Cast Gretel Grant-Gomez (voiced by Meli Povenmire) Kevin Grant-Gomez (voiced by Michael Cimino) Hamster (voiced by Beck Bennett) Fred Grant (voiced by Joey King) Dave Grant-Gomez (voiced by Matt Jones) Carolina Grant-Gomez (voiced by Carolina Ravassa) Bailey Carter (voiced by Priah Ferguson) Hiromi Tanaka (voiced by Romi Dames) Veronica Hill (voiced by Liza Koshy) Anthony (voiced by Akintoye) Lauren/The Destructress (voiced by Alyson Stoner) Lyle/FistPuncher (voiced by Brock Powell) Unseen alien (voiced by Dan Povenmire) External links 13330286 Hamster & Gretel Category:2020s American animated TV shows Category:Traditionally animated TV shows Category:Anime-influenced Western animated TV shows Category:American children's animated comedy TV shows Category:American children's animated musical TV shows Category:American children's animated superhero TV shows Category:American children's animated action TV shows Category:American children's animated adventure TV shows Category:Musical comedy TV shows Category:Animated TV shows about children Category:Animated TV shows about siblings Category:TV shows about alien visitations Category:Television series on DVD Category:Phineas and Ferb Category:Cancelled shows Category:Disney Channel shows Category:Television series by Disney Television Animation