Chastity Bites

Chastity Bites is a 2013 comedy-horror film written by Lotti Pharriss Knowles and directed by John V. Knowles. Dialogue Noemi: I would never put anyone else down for their choice, but I think if I ever felt that tempted, I would just... get down on my knees and pray to God– Liz Batho: NO!!! [sound of a thunderclap] You must never mention His name in here! You see, my dear, we could get into a lot of trouble for having that sort of talk in a public school, yes? Well, I think that's enough for today. See you all next time. Leah: Paul, are we alone? Paul: Uh, yeah. Leah: I want to discuss De Beauvoir now. Paul: Okay. Leah: Paul, do you believe that one's life has value so long as one attributes value to the love of others? Paul: Uh, yeah. Leah: Good, good. That's very good. Do you believe that women can free themselves, both through individual action as well as... collective decisions? Paul: Yeah. Yes. Absolutely. Leah: Do you believe that one is not born, but rather becomes a woman? Paul: Well, yes, but don't forget that De Beauvoir said that even the most sympathetic of men can never fully comprehend a woman's situation. Leah: Shh, shh. Paul, we'll get to that. Right now, I need you to do me a favor. Paul: Yes. Leah: I need you to help me become a woman. Right now. Liz Batho: And now, it is time to complete these black rites as the midnight hour draws near. I make this unholy sacrifice of Alban Elved to the prince of darkness. Dark lord, restore my youth and beauty, and I will continue to serve only you... forever!! Leah: Not so fast, you eurotrash hell whore. Katharine: Leah! Liz: Leah. You little brat. I knew you'd make an appearance here tonight, just as your ancestor did on this night, so many moons ago. Leah: What does that mean? Liz: I knew I recognized your bloodline the moment I saw you, cousin. Katharine: Cousin?! Liz: Yes. Your friend, Leah, is a direct descendant of Emperor Matthias II, who condemned me to death by walling me inside my bedchamber. But my power was strong, and a fortnight after they buried me in the cold earth, my devoted coven brought me back. They hid me for many years until I could reclaim the castle and continue this unholy ritual that has given me... eternal life. And now, I shall take especially sweet revenge by bathing in the blood of my enemy's great-great-granddaughter. Katharine: Leah! Leah: Go for it, bitch. You know, I thought you might try that tonight, so I made it a point to lose my precious virginity before stopping by. Katharine: You did? Was it with Paul? Leah: You bet it was. Katharine: Oh, wow. Good for you. Liz: Silence!! No matter. I have other ways of torturing you. Cast Allison Scagliotti as Leah Francia Raisa as Katharine Eddy Rioseco as Paul Chloë Crampton as Kelly Greer Grammer as Nicole Sarah Stouffer as Britney Lindsey Morgan as Noemi Amy Okuda as Ashley Louise Griffiths as Liz Batho / Elizabeth Báthory External links 2145637 Chastity Bites chastity_bites Chastity Bites Category:2013 films Category:Comedy horror films Category:2010s American films Category:Films about vampires Category:High school films