Archer (season 6)

Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 - Vice 6 7 8 - Dreamland | Main The following is a list of quotes from the sixth season Archer. The Holdout [6.1] Three to Tango [6.2] The Archer Sanction [6.3] Edie's Wedding [6.4] Vision Quest [6.5] [Pam has just spilled her urine on the floor of the elevator, with Ray laying on the floor, halfway out the door] Ray: Quickly, get it before it gets on me! Lana: With what? There's nothing to wipe it up with! Archer: Ah-ha! [Holds up Cyril's vest] Maybe it is good for something! Cyril: Are you crazy?! That's cashmere! Archer: Wha- [Hands Cyril back the vest] Oh my God, sorry! Lana: What, so it's non-absorbent? Archer: Lana, it's cashmere, there are rules. Cheryl: Well, I'm not a freaking mind-reader! [gasps] What if I am? Archer: Then, I'd guess you'd know what we're all thinking right now. Cheryl: Okay...[to Archer] You wanna drink, [to Lana] you wanna lecture us, [to Pam] you want more bear claws, [to Ray] you wanna smoke, [to Cyril] you wanna masturbate, [to Krieger] and you're scared that we'll figure out that you're actually just a Krieger clone. Sitting [6.6] Nellis [6.7] Cyril: [on guards advancing on the plane] Those guys look furious. Archer: Yeah, no shit! So thank you, Ray! Ray: For what, safely landing the plane? Archer: What, like that cancels out you getting it shot down in the first place? Ray: You were the one yapping your head off about my damn teacup pig! Archer: Who I hope to see on my next BLT! Ray: Well, too bad, beause... he went to live on a... Archer: A farm! Exactly! So unless that farm had a magical talking spider... [Ray gasps in abject horror] Pam: Yeah, they don't keep 'em around for their milk. The Kanes [6.8] Pocket Listing [6.9] Reignition Sequence [6.10] Lana: [After she and Archer had sex in the broom closet] Don't take this the wrong way but, did your dick get BIGGER? Archer: I don't think so. Is that a thing? Lana: I think I would've heard of it. Achub Y Morfilod [6.11] Drastic Voyage: Part I [6.12] Mallory: What in the name of sweet Jiminy Christ do you think you're doing?! Krieger: Standing up for myself! Because maybe I didn't go to some fancy-pantsy Ivy League med school, and maybe I didn't go to some other med school—even the one down in Grenada, which was my fallback, but whatever. That doesn't give you [points to med-team doctor] the right to bully me! I have had it! Oh, and by the way, if I was a clone of Adolf goddamn Hitler, wouldn't I look like Adolf goddamn Hitler?! Mallory: Huh. I never thought about that. Drastic Voyage: Part II [6.13] External links Category:Archer (2009 TV series) seasons